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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

My freshman year girlfriend repacked my bag when my mom had already packed it. Blood was spilt that night.

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I bet the Department of Housing could help him “find it” faster.

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

This is the kind of content I signed up for when following you. 10/10, no nuts

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Congratulations, even the Tontine won’t get you out of this one. Which does bring us to that last clause…

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Just because you dropped warhammer paint on some candy and made it a new color does not mean you “invented” anything.

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

May the power of the basement giraffe guide your order -traditional Chicago saying, I’m like pretty sure

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

So, in college, I learned that half of good writing is rewriting. You have to edit your words; you need to prune the garden. So, if you replace a paper word by word and end up with a totally different bit of writing, is it still the same paper? It's a real Ship of Thesis situation.

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

Orrrrr…. Do it. Do it if you’re bad.

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

GET THE HELL UP ITS GAMEDAY IN T-TOWN VERSUS THOSE NO GOOD CAJUNS FROM LSU BUT ALSO ITS BAMA BASKETBALL GAMEDAY THIS MORNING AGAINST #5 ST JOHNS IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN TRULY A SMORGASBORD OF BAMA SPORTS TODAY DO NOT WASTE YOUR CHANCE TO SAY ROLL TIDE TODAY TWICE AS OFTEN AS USUSAL #RTR #RTR

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

GET THE HELL UP ITS #GAMEDAY AGAINST A TEAM THAT IS NOT RED ADJACENT IN THE SLIGHTEST LISTEN UP FOLKS THESE NO GOOD DOG GONE PRIVATE SCHOOL KIDS ARE GONNA HAVE TO CHANGE THEIR SECONDARY COLOR TO BLUE AFTER WE HAND THESE BLACK AND GOLD WANNABES THEIR FIRST LOSS OF THR SEASON GIMME #BAMA BY A HUNNERD

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

Assembling my CPAP in a hotel room like an assassin, staring out at the restaurant across the street where I see people who also definitely have a CPAP it's like John Wick everybody's packin out here

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 27/09/2025

GET THE HELL UP ITS GAMEDAY #BAMA MIGHT ONE DAY PLAY A TEAM THAT ISNT RED BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY NAY WOE BE UNTO THE SPECULATORS WHO DOUBTED THE TIDE WHICH SHALL ROLLETH TWEEN THEIR HEDGES AND DROWNETH THOSE WEEDS AS WE TEACHETH THE BULLDOGS HOWETH TO BEHAVETH LIKE THE BEHEMOTH THAT WE ARE #RollTide

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

GET THE HELL UP ITS GAMEDAY WE GOT SOME MORE RED ON CRIMSON CRIME THIS MORNING AS THE WISCONSIN BADGERS COME DOWN TO T-TOWN FOR A BUTT WHOOPIN AFTER ALL THEY AINT CALLED THE GOODGERS WE GON PASS OVER EM LIKE THERES BLOOD ON THEIR DOOR AND RUN THROUGH THEM LIKE THE SWISS CHEESE THEY ADORE #RTR

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

GET THE HELL UP ITS #GAMEDAY AGAINST THE WARHAWKS WHO GONE BE LOOKING LIKE PEACE DOVES WAVING A WHITE FLAG BY THE FOURTH QUARTER EVEN IF THEY OBJECTIVELY HAVE SOME OF THE DOPEST HELMETS ON THEIR SIDE OF THE MISSISSIPPI #BAMA AND OUR CLASSIC LOOK SHALL DOMINATE THESE SUNBELT SLOPS INTO DUST #RTR

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

WINNER OF #BAMA @ FSU GETS TO TAKE THE FLORA BAMA BAR AND WE WILL CONTINUE TO TAKE BACK OCCUPIED LOWER ALABAMA UNTIL WE HIT THE BORDERS OF THEIR CAMPUS WHICH WE WILL MERCIFULLY LET THEM KEEP UNDER THE CONTINGENCY THAT THEY RENAME IT GULF SHORES HIGH SCHOOL EAST

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

OBVIOUSLY YEA ALABAMA BUT MORE SO MAY THOSE NO GOOD SEMINOPES FROM TALLANASTY UNDERSTAND THST THEIR #FLORIDAMAN WOES FROM BEING LEFT OUT OF THE PLAYOFF TWO YEARS AGO ON OUR ACCOUNT WAS ONLY THE BEGINNING OF THEIR TROUBLES

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

GET THE HELL UP ITS #GAMEDAY AND I KNOW YALL BEEN WAITIN ON THIS ONE AND BY ONE I MEAN MULTIPLE PARAGRAPHS OF HOOTIN HOLLERIN YELLOW HAMMER FUELED VERBAL GLUTTONY REFLECTING A RIGHTEOUS INTENSITY WHICH CAN ONLY BE SUMMONED WHEN A CRIMSON TIDE KICKER’S TOE CONNECTS WITH PERFECTLY TANNED LEATHER #RTR

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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

uhhhh

2 screenshots from the barbie movie the top one says she thinks i'm a fascist and the bottom one says but i don't control the railways or the flow of commerce

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

In Colorado you see tons of Lubuarus on the road.

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Wooble baby, wooble baby, wooble baby, wooble!

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St. Gael @stgael.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

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coachgrass.bsky.social @coachgrass.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

GET THE HELL UP IT’S GAMEDAY VERSUS THOSE NO GOOD CHEATIN’ WOLVERINES FROM MICHIGAN COMING DOWN SOUTH TO LOSE THEIR BOWL GAME IN A STADIUM FINELY EQUIPPED WITH A PIRATE SHIP I WANT TO TAKE THIS MOMENT TO REMIND EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU THAT BREAKFAST BEER IS THE MOST IMPORTANT BEER OF THE DAY #RTR

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loves2dunk.bsky.social @loves2dunk.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

GET THE HELL UP

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