Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 19/09/2026Fine, as soon as you can stand up to face me. You really shouldn't have applied so much oil to the soles of your feet, Chief. 060
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 19/09/2026Willie tells me @theolalfer.bsky.social gets winded from climbing up onto the sofa. He will need serious conditioning. 290
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 19/09/2026Fear is contagious, but so too is courage. If we are afraid together, then let us be brave together. Witness our courage take root and grow, and watch as our challenges crumble at the sight of our glory. 317156
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 18/09/2026I SAID ISN'T DOLBY NOISE REDUCTION GREAT? THERE'S BARELY ANY TAPE HISS. TECHNOLOGY IS AMAZING! 080
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 18/09/2026NEVER FEAR, CHIEF! I'LL DROWN IT OUT WITH MY FAVORITE MR. MISTER TAPE! 1181
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 18/09/2026// Coach will return from his vacation on Alpha Burpii IV shortly. In the meantime, enjoy this unexpected love letter to the golden age of space exploration, courtesy of The New Kids on the Block and Auralnautsyoutu.beThe Right Stuff (Aerospacewave Remix) | New Kids on the BlockYouTube video by Auralnauts 3466
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 21/08/2026You can always buy Chiefcoins to trade for Clog Diamonds which you can redeem for Drain Crystals to level up your plunger. But only a dishonorable petaQ pays to win, Chief. Head down to the Toilet Meadows and do it the right way. 1110
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 21/08/2026Sorry, Chief, it looks like you need a lot more XP before you can face me. You need to start grinding down in the Toilet Meadows to build that up. 190
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 21/08/2026The Chili Cannon is supposed to be more effective against voles, but also attracts the Morn Boss. 180
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 21/08/2026// From my pals at Auralnauts: Cassette Deck Vader 2 premieres in 8 minutes!youtube.comCassette Deck Vader - Episode 2YouTube video by Auralnauts 0293
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 21/08/2026I'm not sure, Chief, but apparently I need two of them to unlock the Chili Cannon. 1160
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 21/08/2026Quiet, Chief, I'm trying to harvest enough plungers to build a kayak boathouse. 2260
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 09/08/2026Chief, just remember that you are more scared of them than they are of you. 1141
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 07/08/2026Chief, the drains in that bathhouse floor are clogged. Maybe you can see what you can do about that while you're down there. 1200
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 07/08/2026I told Molly not to do it. Well, I told Molly I didn't believe she could do it. Well, it was more of a dare, really... 0130
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 07/08/2026Finally got rid of a few of @cousinnudaq.bsky.social's "Project Cars" from the backyard. 080
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 03/08/2026What they say is that UNB students are among the smartest who couldn't get into Dalhousie. At least that's what I said when heckling them. 160
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 03/08/2026It's mutual, judging by the action figure of you he keeps on the milk crate next to his futon in the garage. Though it might not be officially licensed, as it has your name labeled as Mr. Sponk. 180
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 03/08/2026It's a shame you don't remember it. You also challenged a group of frat boys to a game of street hockey and won single-handedly when they didn't get out of the way fast enough when you shouted, "Car!" A proud day for our family. 190
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 03/08/2026It is far too easy for those in a position of privilege to judge the actions of others through the lens of that privilege, supporting laws and rules the protect it while vilifying those who don't have it. Honor is not to blindly follow rules, but to see them for what they are, and who they benefit. 617562
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 03/08/2026Your rendition of Wind Beneath My Wings was very tender and emotional. 3160
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 24/07/2026// In celebration of the new season of Strange New Worlds, enjoy this updated version of our retro TV intro, complete with real model effects and other goodies.youtu.beStar Trek: Strange New Worlds 1960 TV Intro (Redux)YouTube video by Auralnauts 27518
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 15/07/2026Frappacino of Pain was the name of my barbershop quartet at Ty'Gokor Community College. 1130
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 13/07/2026Yes that one. The flames were gloriously large and frightening. Is that not the true essence of a flambé? 180
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 13/07/2026It's called "texture", Chief. I learned that in a cooking class I took once. 1140
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 13/07/2026It's called the 73 Positions of Glory. Very advanced. You would need several years of training before you could even read the syllabus. 190
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 12/07/2026It's a one-on-one course. Very hands-on. I'll have to check my future schedule, but at the moment I'm all booked up. 170
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 12/07/2026You talk about her so much I feel like I know her as well as you do. Maybe even more. 1100
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 11/07/2026It wasn't me. I'm sure I would have noticed something like that when I was playing with the transporter controls while your attention was elsewhere. 1230
Reposted by Coach GowronCoach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 11/12/2024I am substituting for the grade 11 math teacher who mathed too hard and ended up in a parallel universe. While we await Mr. Surak's return, I will teach the children all about that most glorious of all shapes, the triangle! 3137951
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 10/07/2026Confronting your fears takes courage. That is obvious. But doing so also takes compassion. You must understand why the fear took hold in the first place, and be gentle with the part of you that shrank away from it. You must attack your fears, not yourself for having them. 1025786
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 06/07/2026"Your garage" were her exact words. I tried living in a place without a garage, thinking that would work. It did not. 130
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 06/07/2026I cannot violate my solemn oath to Meemaw on her deathbed. She specifically mentioned the garage. 240
Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 06/07/2026Yes, otherwise you'd be overwhelmed with provocations and aggravations. It pays to be selective. 150
