Apple is going to reach their Carbon Neutral by 2030 pledge by strapping a flywheel to Steve Jobs' corpse
C.M. Yates & Kompany
@cmykompany.com
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Boisterous problem-causer. Strong personal brand. For the people. Montani semper liberi. (he/him)
![A screenshot:
“Fuck you.”
> [Blocked]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qobd4v7bpwv5aeiqozcdgh6b/bafkreidlpjdkrmj65m2as7d64u6wucik24pj2rjr6ayfwbp277gukm6yau)
![JD Vance, in the style of Disco Elysium
DAMAGED MORALE -1
YOU -- "How long have you been working here?"
BLURRY CLERK -- "Since the beginning of July," she pauses, unsure where this is going, "of this year."
YOU - "Okay. Good."
RHETORIC - Where *are* you going with this? You need to recalibrate now! Ask the unblurry one a question, and this time make it a good one!
CONCEPTUALIZATION [Easy: Failure] -- "How about you, sir?"
RHETORIC -- The exact same question? Really?
UNBLURRY CLERK -- "About two years."
RHETORIC -- Do not, I repeat, do *not* say the exact same response you gave the other one.
CONCEPTUALIZATION [Trivial: Failure] -- "Okay. Good."
RHETORIC -- You're hopeless. I quit.
ENDURANCE -- How are you supposed to think of real human questions without real human food? Get some donuts in you, man!
DONUT DISPLAY - An array of sweet pastries beckons to you. You've read about these 'dough nuts" before when you did that research for your book about being poor.
There's so many kinds tho](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qobd4v7bpwv5aeiqozcdgh6b/bafkreigygth3fi7fxhundbm2jljm2d6pslwv6vqoygpxk437bnarzxrqrq)
![Text messages:
R: "Cyclops is the Kobe Bryant of the Marvel universe."
R: ([redacted] legit just said this to me.)
S: Interesting
R: Yes, [‘interesting’] is the exact word that describes what Scott Summers is not.
S: Great tactician
Good in the clutch
Cheated on his wife
S: Seems legit](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qobd4v7bpwv5aeiqozcdgh6b/bafkreia4kw5n7vrkcf5ovqlqygwnkslanfxaefixprmxioij7bqav5glwi)
