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High-and-Outside

@cmsdual.bsky.social
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U.S. Expat in Canada. Baseball is life. 🌊🌊🌊 Father of two best sons ever. #FuckCancer If you don’t like sarcasm, keep scrolling.

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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Drive - The Cars
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
New construction for bunny’s home. I should charge him rent.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I Think We’re Alone Now #EarWorm youtu.be/w6Q3mHyzn78?...
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Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TiffanyVEVO
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
My wife of 31 years passed away from cancer last week. Only 60 years old. Please do me one favor and hug your loved ones. #FuckCancer
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
How did 77 million people vote for Omar Tariff?
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The U.S. ended up being one year and one condom short of making it to its 250th birthday.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Ask when their balls will drop.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I eat eggs three times a week. Does that make me upper middle class?
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
RFK Jr. on vaccines: "My father and uncle took shots, and died as a result."
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I dumped the gold in the Gulf of Canada.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
They'd vote for him twice if they could.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Happy birthday to the flag that truly represents freedom and independence!
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a canadian flag with a maple leaf on it is waving in the wind
ALT: a canadian flag with a maple leaf on it is waving in the wind
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
I think it was water, but the fact it’s believable that it could be alcohol is why we’ll never have nice things.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
MAGA conundrum: Which bathroom to use on a Trans Atlantic flight.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
No. But it’s believable.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Trump: “It’s much colder in Canada than in the U.S. They’d have to be stupid to not want to be a state.”
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hegseth: “It isn’t over! Nothing’s over until we say it’s over. Was it over when we got bombed at the Pearl Harbor Tavern?”
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The City of Toronto gives grants to transportation companies that use electric vehicles. There is a proposal, likely to pass, to except Teslas from this grant.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
First real laugh of the day. Thanks!
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
TY.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Government funded cancer research is keeping my wife alive.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Maybe he’ll choke on a hotdog. You know the saying, “Any given Sunday.”
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I don’t care who wins tonight as long as Trump has a shitty time.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I hear there will be 2 blimps at the Superbowl.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Best yoke of the day so far.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I’m eating greasy fried stuff from now on. Evidently, this cholesterol kills thing is bullshit or he’d be dead.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
When Trump is up the river you will see, the United States will be free.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Let me know when the Democrats have something more than “This isn’t fair.”
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Trump and Musk to create a Department of Redundancy Department.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Trump: “Stop testing for bird flu and there will be no cases.”
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Trump wants to build an oceanfront golf course in Gaza because he’s used to playing out of the sand.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Did Bibi ask him what his tattoos mean?
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Then he did a shot.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
What a waste if it wasn’t caught on camera.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
A waste of good food.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
We are lost as a country if we have to do approval ratings for a private citizen.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It pisses me off that pollsters and networks are doing approval ratings for Elon Musk.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
To all the far leftists who say the U.S. isn’t Donald Trump, I have news for you. Israel isn’t Netanyahu either.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Trump can give security clearance just by thinking about it.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Trudeau screwed Trump and Melania.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Who cares where Santa is?
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Congress is always out of session. Ergo….
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Wiarton Willie can kick Punxsutawney Phil’s ratty little ass any day of the week. I don’t think I’m talking about groundhogs.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Trump is pissed off because the Canadian side of Niagara Falls is much nicer.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Too bad Trudeau can’t take economic aim at people who chose not to vote.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Hard to disagree with that.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I woke up in Canada this morning. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the kids are playing. Oh yeah, fuck Trump.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Public Service Announcement: It’s O’ Canada, not Oh, Canada.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Only believe the Canadian groundhog. The U.S. one is a lying piece of shit. No, I’m not really talking about groundhogs.
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