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High-and-Outside

@cmsdual.bsky.social
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U.S. Expat in Canada. Baseball is life. 🌊🌊🌊 Father of two best sons ever. #FuckCancer If you don’t like sarcasm, keep scrolling.

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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
New construction for bunny’s home. I should charge him rent.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
My wife of 31 years passed away from cancer last week. Only 60 years old. Please do me one favor and hug your loved ones. #FuckCancer
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
How did 77 million people vote for Omar Tariff?
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The U.S. ended up being one year and one condom short of making it to its 250th birthday.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I eat eggs three times a week. Does that make me upper middle class?
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
RFK Jr. on vaccines: "My father and uncle took shots, and died as a result."
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I dumped the gold in the Gulf of Canada.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Happy birthday to the flag that truly represents freedom and independence!
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a canadian flag with a maple leaf on it is waving in the wind
ALT: a canadian flag with a maple leaf on it is waving in the wind
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
MAGA conundrum: Which bathroom to use on a Trans Atlantic flight.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Trump: “It’s much colder in Canada than in the U.S. They’d have to be stupid to not want to be a state.”
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Hegseth: “It isn’t over! Nothing’s over until we say it’s over. Was it over when we got bombed at the Pearl Harbor Tavern?”
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The City of Toronto gives grants to transportation companies that use electric vehicles. There is a proposal, likely to pass, to except Teslas from this grant.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Government funded cancer research is keeping my wife alive.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Maybe he’ll choke on a hotdog. You know the saying, “Any given Sunday.”
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I don’t care who wins tonight as long as Trump has a shitty time.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I hear there will be 2 blimps at the Superbowl.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I’m eating greasy fried stuff from now on. Evidently, this cholesterol kills thing is bullshit or he’d be dead.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
When Trump is up the river you will see, the United States will be free.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Let me know when the Democrats have something more than “This isn’t fair.”
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Trump and Musk to create a Department of Redundancy Department.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Trump: “Stop testing for bird flu and there will be no cases.”
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Trump wants to build an oceanfront golf course in Gaza because he’s used to playing out of the sand.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
It pisses me off that pollsters and networks are doing approval ratings for Elon Musk.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
To all the far leftists who say the U.S. isn’t Donald Trump, I have news for you. Israel isn’t Netanyahu either.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Trudeau screwed Trump and Melania.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Wiarton Willie can kick Punxsutawney Phil’s ratty little ass any day of the week. I don’t think I’m talking about groundhogs.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Trump is pissed off because the Canadian side of Niagara Falls is much nicer.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Too bad Trudeau can’t take economic aim at people who chose not to vote.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I woke up in Canada this morning. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and the kids are playing. Oh yeah, fuck Trump.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Public Service Announcement: It’s O’ Canada, not Oh, Canada.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Only believe the Canadian groundhog. The U.S. one is a lying piece of shit. No, I’m not really talking about groundhogs.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Trudeau has answered more questions tonight than Trump has in both terms total.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The G7 meets in Canada in June. Trump not welcome.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I can smuggle you some poutine and maple syrup.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I can live on Beavertails and Poutine.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Good thing Trudeau is in charge. Poilievre Would bend a knee.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I’m an American living in Canada. Why do I feel like the bad guy? I’ve been here for 30 years.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Not one Democratic Senator has the cajones to do anything to save us. Not one.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
A heart felt FU to anyone who was able to vote but didn’t.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
DEI shot the sheriff, but did not shoot the deputy.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Trump is a CUNT.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Trump says shit like he will be detaining migrants at Guantanamo Bay, in order to divert our attention from the real stuff he's doing. The media takes the bait every time.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Good luck taking over Canada with a drunk at the helm, eh.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I don’t care if it was a Nazi salute or not. His support for an openly fascist political party in Germany tells me everything I need to know.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Trump kept his promise to be a dictator on day one. He just forgot the tator part.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
You can protest, ban, resist, not watch or whatever. But, if you don’t vote it’s just performative bullshit.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
If you want to know who stormed the Capitol on Jan 6th but wasn’t caught, just check the visitor logs at the local DC prisons this week.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Trump lying in inauguration speech. - Capitol Rotunda, Jan 20, 2025 Trump lying in State. - Capitol Rotunda, hopefully soon
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Monday’s forecast for D.C. is no coincidence. Jewish Democrats control the weather. Just ask MTG.
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High-and-Outside @cmsdual.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
So Trump is an inside pussy. I mean cat.
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