CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026@docvivileandra.bsky.social holy shit the onion made an article about you. 031
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Forgive me if I don't find this ad hominem terribly persuasive. 0190
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I thought all dogs are already autistic. That’s why we call puppy girls puppy girls. 000
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Mortal weapons as off 200 years ago maybe. We got some fuck-ass shit now. 020
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026If there’s multiple proposals for a formal definition that no one can agree on or verify, is it really a formal definition? 110
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Weakly interacting massive particle Hypothetical particles that's proposed to be what dark matter is. at the moment, there seems to be no formal definition as to what it is, but the idea is that it interacts so weakly that it's next to impossible to detect, but it's got mass. 120
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026but is there one that will put my cells back together into my ideal form? 010
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Tbh I need that. I think that would fix me. 140
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Every time someone says that I think about my back. 010
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 21/08/2026My point is that it might be incomprehensible to a sane and normal person in the same way a medical expert is incomprehensible to raw milk drinking MAGAts. 100
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Anyway, my point is that hyperinteligence might not be incomprehensible because it’s that much smarter than us, or it might make decisions that would be surprising but seems perfectly logical to us. 101
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I don’t think the hyper part is what makes them incomprehensible. The incomprehensible part might be that the human mind does a lot of abstraction and heuristic shortcuts in how it does just about everything. Just having different perspective, abstraction, and heuristic shortcuts makes it, well… 101
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Hear me out. Genetically engineer soy so that it works the way right-wingers think it does. 030
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Speak for yourself. I 100% blame my permanently open incognito tabs on the radioactive coal dust Chinese coal power plant put into the atmosphere. 020
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Have you tried changing all the doors in your house into sliding doors? 130
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Never refer to anything as a collar in the presence of a slightly toppier transfem. 151
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 20/07/2026It's almost like there isn't any meaningful difference in what individuals can and can't physically do in the context of performing tasks based on gender. 021
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Tbh, my entire experience of government participation in China has more or less been “getting enough propaganda shoved down my throat and not having any dissenting opinions around to say otherwise so that whatever the party wants goes” Like, they really do start young with the indoctrination. 010
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I really do be one of those streamers with a randomly generated schedule that's so fucking random that it'd be cryptographically secure if I streamed more often. 040
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Are you sure about that? I'm pretty sure you do like pole workers plenty :3 110
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Yes, pay Pole workers more, but also pay poll workers more too. 130
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Eh, if you’re planning to do that then, wait a few more years and let the rich bastards gut their own protection a bit more and then just roll in. Patience. 000
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Why the fuck would you want to conquer that shithole of a place that’s basically a bunch of third world countries in a trench coat? 110
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Well yeah, it’s cuz it’s fake watermelons made in a Chinese factory to look like the real thing because the Chinese factory promised big grocery that it’ll be cheaper than real watermelons! It’s actually all plastic! Just like on Proteus! 010
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Damn, Vivi's getting featured in an erotica. 010
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 14/06/2026This implies that the spell does not distinguish between gender and will just induce torsion upon the reproductive organs of everyone. 090
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Use the blood of dead fascists to make concrete. physicstoday.aip.org/quick-study/...physicstoday.aip.orgBuilding on Mars with human blood and urineResearchers look to the human body as a feasible resource for construction materials beyond Earth. 0111
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Just say “won’t you like to find out” suggestively. 010
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Well, you see, they are more advanced than 21st-century Earth, because their civilization ending ecological disaster wasn’t their fault. 040
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 28/05/2026First of all, you bitch. Second of all, 100 new frens:) 010
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Yes, the Crowing Achievement poster is based on that one Raytheon ad in the D.C. Subways. 010
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 22/05/2026If you think about it, vTubing is just professional chunibyo. Repost to deal psychological damage to your vTuber friends and oshi. 082
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Jesus fucking Christ. I really shouldn't be surprised but this is terrifying. 000
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Don’t think I didn’t see the randomly highlighted letters. The utterance is… Aaawwawawaam Hmmm, that doesn’t seem right. 010
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I always convert radians to degrees in code to do math with, then convert it back to radians if whatever's taking the input expects degrees. Once I make sure that the code works, if I don't feel lazy, and don't expect to change it later, I remove the conversions. 50/50 chance this breaks the code. 000
CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Thanks for reminding me to rerun my printer's tuning 010
