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CommanderPhoenix

@cmdrphoenix.bsky.social
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
here, have some of this:
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I Made a spaaaace bote :)
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I look forward to your summary execution.
A screenshot contained a quote from @docvivileandra.bsky.social on her Discord, calling for recycling podcasters' biomass.

When asked by a community member if she would be selective in this endeavor to exclude podcasters with a net positive influence, Doc Vivi clarified that she considers them collateral damage.

The specific context implies that Doc Vivi will extend the endeavor of podcaster biomass recycling to all podcasters without discrimination.

We at Ad Astra Private Military Corporation pray for Nyara's safety in the upcoming days, months, and years. However, our representative will attend and observe her summary execution preceding biomass recycling regardless.
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
My 40 best pictures from the No Kings protest from 3/28. I hope one day, I can feel safe enough for my fellow Americans fighting for democracy to post the unedited pictures without anyone's face blacked out, as to commemorate the raw emotion that took the streets that day.
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Alright, managed to fuck up a SEAD mission so badly that I lost basically everything that moves and has guns and had to resort to bombing the enemy from low orbit. Which is very unfun. I'm gonna do a Lockheed Martin. #SpaceEngineers
Quite frankly, an unreasonable amount of surface-launched multi-purpose missiles.
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Hell yeah!
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
I have an idea
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
#gundam #universalcentury
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Merryweather reminding us that the button goes both ways.
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I'm not condoning violence, but according to this graphic by The Daily Show, if I get put on a jury panel for any one of these gentlemen's and ladies' assault cases against Donald, I'd have difficulty convicting. Because TBH, I understand if you sometimes just want a little violence.
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Let’s find out
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
@merriam-webster.com
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
www.twitch.tv/commander_ph...
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
@docvivileandra.bsky.social I'm putting you in a maid outfit when my new drawing tablet gets here.
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
The waifu also does magic power (singular) apparently for some fucking reason. There’s two seasons of anime for this too btw. Read image alt-text.
80% head is probably an underestimate, but I refuse to believe that this thing has enough space to fit all the hardware to actually run any of the things that these fucking things are shown to do in the anime, with or without the waifu in the back seat. Because deadass, that entire head is just the cockpit.

And we’re not even getting into how fucked the ‘Magnus’ (that’s what the waifu are called) are in setting, because holy shit it is fucked and no amount of me writing in an image alt-text is going to show you how fucked the relationship between the waifu and pilots are and the honey smeared veneers that they show you. Kinda gotta watch the anime for that.

That said, the anime’s not bad tho, and the song ReoNa did for it is pretty fire too.

Crash out over.
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Did you know that image alt text can have up to 2000 characters? Anyway, will we see results of your recreational Calculus on your personal account?
A less cropped variation of the same image Vivi used for her personal account pfp, and with a “live reaction meme” frame superimposed on top of it. Notice the concerning number of tea bags she has in her cup. I’m pretty sure you just want a coffee at this point. Original source: https://bsky.app/profile/ndasfw.bsky.social/post/3lymc63z3ms2v
Note that this is cropped porn.
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I, too, would like a tank. One legalize private militarized tank ownership please!
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
@docvivileandra.bsky.social There is context; however, you will never be able to explain your way out of this hole.
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Reporting in from the mercenary fleet patrolling the outer quadrants of civilized space. It is I, Commander Phoenix of Ad Astra PMC.
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
We lost the funny spelling error that the full force of the spit-take induced
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Don't worry about the wall of text.
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
A bunch of very in character (not) propaganda posters for me and my friend's creation in Space Engineers. Made by me :)
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Hair spray & lighter? I’ll do you one better.
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Couldn't be me, this ship has 20 railguns.
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Ya'll use actual razors for shaving? I've just been using these bad boys. Sharp as hell and works great if you know what you're doing.
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
"over 3/4ths"
The forth panel of a comic by Shen Comix @shenanigansen on twitter/x or u/shenanigansen on reddit.

This frame depicts the author replying to an alarming piece of information with what seems like a very calm exclamation of "Jesus Christ."
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CommanderPhoenix @cmdrphoenix.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
If you think about it, a skin-tight mechanical pressure suit and flak armor panels are very hot. Possibly slutty #vtuber #envtuber
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