chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 18/08/2026This is the actual URL for the Florida DMV self-service site. This is exactly the sort of thing I have spent the majority of my life telling people to not click. How the fuck any governmental service can look at a place they expect people to put SSNs into and be like "yeah .my.site.com" is great!" 000
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 16/07/2026wow. general motors really woke up and said "you know what? let's make our systems less secure!" this is seriously the first time i've seen a platform *remove* TOTP as an option for absolutely no reason 000
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 22/06/2026Thank goodness they wrote dongle on this dongle. Otherwise I might not know what it is. 010
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 22/06/2026I’ve had this cursed USB cable in my possession for probably close to 2 decades. I’ve dared not throw it away, because it presumably exists for a very specific reason. I’ve also dared not ever plugged it into anything, because it’s my sworn duty to keep as much magic smoke inside things as possible. 000
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 13/06/2026Our skating rink asked us what kinda prizes they should get for their arcade, and we told them Pokemon cards. They definitely understood the assignment. 080
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 21/05/2026Just sos chaining trying to get dex entries for gorebyss and huntail… and end up getting a shiny clampearl before either of the evos at all 😝 000
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 15/05/2026You for real did!!! 3,315; I was way under odds! I’m never this lucky so I definitely credit your luck! 😂💖 110
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 05/05/2026So I decided I was gonna shiny hunt celebi on the 3ds vc crystal. But since I’ve never done an 8192 hunt, I figured I’d try for a shiny starter before I played the whole game, to see if I could handle it. Now less than 200 resets later… kinda afraid I blew all my luck on the wrong hunt 😜 120
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 14/04/2026Can someone explain to me what happened here? I finally felt like I had just taken the upper hand in the battle and … “draw”? We both had 5m+ on our move times? I feel like I just got ripped off. #pokemonchampions 000
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 08/04/2026Any VR devs out there have any guesses as to why Unity would render nothing but a skybox to the headset? The camera preview correctly shows geometry, but somehow that never makes it to the HMD? (Video below shows me rocking the camera rotation, you can see the skybox move in the VR view.) #gamedev 182
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 07/04/20266 times in the past year and a half, Uber has emailed me to tell me my account will be "deleted in 30 days" if I don't log in to keep it active. I've never logged in during any of that time. Why won't you just delete my ac-- oh. You're advertising and pretending it's not spam. Fuck you, Uber. 010
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 20/03/2026I love (read: sarcasm) how more and more often I'm seeing companies use "account updates" as an excuse to send you spammy promotional emails with no way to unsubscribe. Seealso: push notifications. I'm so sick of corporations having such unfettered access to us at this point. 100
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 07/11/2025😮💨 finally!! at least she is joined 36 other shinies for my efforts! guess i should give some away! 000
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 07/11/2025but no, up to *5* ♂snorunt… (one of which I did evolve.) I swear I this luck is wild! #plza #pokemonlegendsza 110
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 07/11/2025I think I’m starting to see why people have boxes full of shinies they are giving away. I’ve just been bench rerolling to try and get a shiny ♀snorunt, with not much luck. But I didn’t realize just how many I was rolling total?! #plza 120
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 01/11/2025Someone found a typo in a small lib of mine on GitHub. Instead of just fixing it, rolling their eyes and moving on, or any other option, they decided to open an issue with a screenshot of that single line and the text “wtf bro”. I can’t fathom why that seemed like a good use of time to them 🙃 020
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 15/10/2025How absolutely desperate is @microsoft.com @microsoft365.microsoft.com to sell their AI mess? Well; today they emailed (spammed) a mailbox we use exclusively for our support ticket software. So I *know* that email didn’t sign up for any lists, and yet we get spammed anyways. Absolutely pathetic. 010
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 26/08/2025ugh fuck offffff i'm so sick of this shit being crammed into EVERY FUCKING THING i don't want copilot. i don't want gemini. i don't want geepeetee. i don't want your chatbot. i want you to fuck all the way off. 010
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 11/06/2025Okay so they didn't come out perfect, but I made my buddy some little tokens to track his Loot the Pathfinder exhaust usages. The foil is nice but I need some thinner cardstock for sure #mtg #magicthegathering #cedh 000
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 10/06/2025I feel like your dog is a mathematical blend of my two 😂 (they are also both dummies) 110
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 16/05/2025When a card says “0: Do some stupid shit”, I gotta try, right? #mtg #cedh #MTGxFinalFantasy 000
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 13/05/2025dear c/c++ programmers who are smarter than me: is there any guidance as to when and why gcc will pick a function marked "weak" over one that isn't, and why that choice seems to have changed between versions? godbolt.org/z/doPsq8hhz 000
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 01/05/2025Don’t forget: at the end of the day, you can always make the LED go blinky blinky to make yourself feel better 000
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 30/04/2025Hosts seem to have no problem reading from the device, and at least at one point last week, I was able to write to the device, as evidenced by the mtime (see photo) Since then, I've been unable to get a host to mount the disk as anything besides "read only". I feel like maybe it's something in ... 100
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 30/04/2025a FAT12/16 file system. The MSC interface initially presents with no media present, and then later reports the media is available when the flash is ready. Before reporting media is present, windows doesn't show "read only" on the disk (tho diskpart still shows it as "Current Read-only: Yes". ... 100
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 30/04/2025Any of y'all have experience doing USB MSC? I've got it to work a few times (enough to write some test files), but no matter what I tweak my "disk" keeps showing up as read only! I've spent days on this and am losing my mind. #embedded #dev #hardware 110
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 17/04/2025its true. everyone knows the first thing you should do when setting up a project on github is add the appropriate catgirls unless you want the project to be unusable 031
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 16/04/2025No, google, this wasn't a "mandatory" email to update me about my account. This was an advertisement that you felt like not having an unsubscribe link on. You suck. 010
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 10/04/2025I also picked up this vinyl of a Ska cover of BK music a few years ago and it’s one of my favorites! 010
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 03/04/2025i had to stare at this error message for like 45 seconds before my brain registered what was actually wrong i need more caffeine 🙃 010
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 10/03/2025got a notification this morning prompting me to provide feedback for being a developer on windows. and this was the window that presented when i clicked it. i guess that sums it up. 😜 010
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 03/03/2025Yeah, the way the typ circuit looked in the data sheet makes me think it wants to "replace" the previous, when it reads stuff on BI and not DI thinking "must be dead", so it acts in it's stead. But it's just those sorts of things that I found to be inconsistent depending on when/where I ordered lol 010
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 03/03/2025from whatever datasheet came up when i googled (see attached), make me feel like it might just think it needs to use data it sees on BIN if it sees nothing on DI. 110
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 19/02/2025Check out a tool like this one: amiunique.org/fingerprint Depending on what your browser/ua reports, you may be wildly unique. (Especially if your UA string says it's GrapheneOS, that alone would be a massive distinguishing value) For example, look at my UA. Firefox on win10. 0.13% of their db. 🙃 000
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 25/01/2025Been opening nothing but Charizard packs because I need a second Sabrina (and *want* a ⭐️⭐️ one.) I’ve pulled *3* immersive char ex, a gold crown Char ex, and tonight, this. Didn’t even realize the gold crowns were pack agnostic. Still no Sabrina, 🔹🔹 or otherwise! 🙃😝 010
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 11/01/2025This was the stack at one point the other night. Stella player activated to try and copy refocus to draw their deck and every other player got involved at some point. I think it was a bit bigger than this before it finally started resolving, too. Wild game. 000
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 10/01/2025okay, i played this game as a kid, but i'm probably not that good anymore; i'll go first 110
chris 💖🧚🏻♀️ @cmd.wtf · 10/01/2025Coworker found some of my unused @oshpark.bsky.social stickers, and printed a neat little frame for them to go on 😊 241