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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️

@cmd.wtf
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👩🏻‍💻 coding | ⚡ e-engineering | 🎮 gaming | 🧝🏻 ttrping | 🛼 skating | 🏳️‍⚧️ fighting for human rights a perpetual mess cleverly disguised as a functional human being i was @_nitz on the bird app forever ago ✨ cmd.wtf ✨ any pronouns

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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 18/08/2026
This is the actual URL for the Florida DMV self-service site. This is exactly the sort of thing I have spent the majority of my life telling people to not click. How the fuck any governmental service can look at a place they expect people to put SSNs into and be like "yeah .my.site.com" is great!"
A screenshot of the "Florida Highway Safety and Motor Vehicles" DMV portal, with the URL in the address bar: mydmvportal-flhsmv.my.site.com. I wish I was joking.
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 16/07/2026
wow. general motors really woke up and said "you know what? let's make our systems less secure!" this is seriously the first time i've seen a platform *remove* TOTP as an option for absolutely no reason
a screenshot of an email from GM stating that by the end of august, third-party authenticator apps will no longer be supported to sign in, and only SMS or Email verification will be.
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 22/06/2026
Thank goodness they wrote dongle on this dongle. Otherwise I might not know what it is.
A dongle with the text “Dongle” on it
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 22/06/2026
I’ve had this cursed USB cable in my possession for probably close to 2 decades. I’ve dared not throw it away, because it presumably exists for a very specific reason. I’ve also dared not ever plugged it into anything, because it’s my sworn duty to keep as much magic smoke inside things as possible.
An old USB cable. Both ends have type A male connectors.
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 13/06/2026
Our skating rink asked us what kinda prizes they should get for their arcade, and we told them Pokemon cards. They definitely understood the assignment.
An arcade prize wall with a large quantity of Pokemon cards
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 21/05/2026
Just sos chaining trying to get dex entries for gorebyss and huntail… and end up getting a shiny clampearl before either of the evos at all 😝
A photo of a 3DS showing the Pokedex entry for. Shiny clamperl.
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 15/05/2026
You for real did!!! 3,315; I was way under odds! I’m never this lucky so I definitely credit your luck! 😂💖
A photo of a Nintendo 3DS playing Pokemon crystal. On screen is the text “Gotcha! CELEBI was caught!” Next to the screen is a tally counter displaying 3315. A photo of a 3DS screen showing the Pokemon stats for a shiny Celebi, with the OT ROXY
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 05/05/2026
So I decided I was gonna shiny hunt celebi on the 3ds vc crystal. But since I’ve never done an 8192 hunt, I figured I’d try for a shiny starter before I played the whole game, to see if I could handle it. Now less than 200 resets later… kinda afraid I blew all my luck on the wrong hunt 😜
A photo of a shiny cyndaquil on a 3ds
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 14/04/2026
Can someone explain to me what happened here? I finally felt like I had just taken the upper hand in the battle and … “draw”? We both had 5m+ on our move times? I feel like I just got ripped off. #pokemonchampions
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 08/04/2026
Any VR devs out there have any guesses as to why Unity would render nothing but a skybox to the headset? The camera preview correctly shows geometry, but somehow that never makes it to the HMD? (Video below shows me rocking the camera rotation, you can see the skybox move in the VR view.) #gamedev
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 07/04/2026
6 times in the past year and a half, Uber has emailed me to tell me my account will be "deleted in 30 days" if I don't log in to keep it active. I've never logged in during any of that time. Why won't you just delete my ac-- oh. You're advertising and pretending it's not spam. Fuck you, Uber.
Screenshots of an email search showing 6 emails since December 30th 2024 with the same title and text, "Your UBer account is scheduled to be deleted"
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 02/04/2026
Do electrodes dream with electric sheep?
A screenshot from the game Pokemon Pokopia. A Voltorb sits on a wooden bench next to a Mareep. Both are sleeping.
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 20/03/2026
I love (read: sarcasm) how more and more often I'm seeing companies use "account updates" as an excuse to send you spammy promotional emails with no way to unsubscribe. Seealso: push notifications. I'm so sick of corporations having such unfettered access to us at this point.
A screenshot of an email I received from Groupon, advertising a coupon code for "up to 40% off your next Groupon deal." There is no unsubscribe link, and the message footer reads: "This message relates to your previous Groupon purchases and your account’s eligibility for a limited reactivation benefit. "
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 12/11/2025
Debugging in prod again, huh @culvers.com?
A screenshot of my attempt to log in to Culver’s, where the login target says”Apple V2 - Test”
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 07/11/2025
😮‍💨 finally!! at least she is joined 36 other shinies for my efforts! guess i should give some away!
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 07/11/2025
Ben Quadinaros, podracer
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 07/11/2025
but no, up to *5* ♂snorunt… (one of which I did evolve.) I swear I this luck is wild! #plza #pokemonlegendsza
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 07/11/2025
I think I’m starting to see why people have boxes full of shinies they are giving away. I’ve just been bench rerolling to try and get a shiny ♀snorunt, with not much luck. But I didn’t realize just how many I was rolling total?! #plza
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 01/11/2025
Someone found a typo in a small lib of mine on GitHub. Instead of just fixing it, rolling their eyes and moving on, or any other option, they decided to open an issue with a screenshot of that single line and the text “wtf bro”. I can’t fathom why that seemed like a good use of time to them 🙃
a screenshot of a GitHub issue. The poster’s message has a screenshot of a single line of code, with the text below it reading “wtf bro”
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 15/10/2025
How absolutely desperate is @microsoft.com @microsoft365.microsoft.com to sell their AI mess? Well; today they emailed (spammed) a mailbox we use exclusively for our support ticket software. So I *know* that email didn’t sign up for any lists, and yet we get spammed anyways. Absolutely pathetic.
A screenshot of a support ticket created from receiving an email. The email was advertising m365 copilot. Microsoft saw an email address and thought “it’s free real estate.”
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 26/08/2025
ugh fuck offffff i'm so sick of this shit being crammed into EVERY FUCKING THING i don't want copilot. i don't want gemini. i don't want geepeetee. i don't want your chatbot. i want you to fuck all the way off.
a screenshot of a firefox toolbar with a popup that says "New! Summarize pages in one click" and "Add an AI chatbot to the Firefox sidebar to quickly summarize pages."
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 11/06/2025
Okay so they didn't come out perfect, but I made my buddy some little tokens to track his Loot the Pathfinder exhaust usages. The foil is nice but I need some thinner cardstock for sure #mtg #magicthegathering #cedh
A set of 3 small magic the gathering cards, held in a hand with the size of the thumbnail nearly eclipsing the size of the text box of the cards themselves9 tiny magic the gathering cards laid out next to a microsd card to show scale.
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 10/06/2025
I feel like your dog is a mathematical blend of my two 😂 (they are also both dummies)
Two small dogs that have black fur with white tufts. They are sitting in a car seat facing the camera. The one on the left isn’t looking dead on, and the one on the right has a dead stare with an underbite.
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 10/06/2025
I don't know, 2023 me, I don't know.
a screenshot of highlighted c++ code, particularly a comment that says: "// HACK: 2023 May 26 - What the fuck am I even doing?"
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 16/05/2025
When a card says “0: Do some stupid shit”, I gotta try, right? #mtg #cedh #MTGxFinalFantasy
A stack of magic the gathering cards printed on normal paper, the top of the stack is the card “Vivi Ornitier”. The artwork is covered with text that says “playtest card, please trade me one”
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 15/05/2025
stylized art of a pot of purple petunias appearing to fall with text to its right saying "oh no, not again.
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 13/05/2025
dear c/c++ programmers who are smarter than me: is there any guidance as to when and why gcc will pick a function marked "weak" over one that isn't, and why that choice seems to have changed between versions? godbolt.org/z/doPsq8hhz
a screenshot of the compiler explorer setup from the provided link

it showcases a small cmake project that has several files:
a "strong.cpp" with a function that has c linkage named "is_this weak", returning a bool with the value false. a "weak.c" that also has a function named "is_this_weak", marked with the "weak" attribute, returning a bool with the value true. a single header is included in both of those source files that declares that function, again with the weak attribute applied.

the "main.c" file includes the header, and in the "main" function, returns a 1 or 0 based on the result of calling the "is_this_weak" function.

to the right of the source files are a pair of stacked compiler outputs, both have their disassembly to their rights. the top, using x86-64 gcc 10.3, the bottom using x86-64 gcc 10.4. the top compiler output finishes with the text "Program returned: 1". The bottom compiler output finishes with the text "Program returned: 0".
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 01/05/2025
Don’t forget: at the end of the day, you can always make the LED go blinky blinky to make yourself feel better
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 30/04/2025
Hosts seem to have no problem reading from the device, and at least at one point last week, I was able to write to the device, as evidenced by the mtime (see photo) Since then, I've been unable to get a host to mount the disk as anything besides "read only". I feel like maybe it's something in ...
A screenshot of notepad and windows explorer. Notepad shows the text "This file was read from SPI flash.

This line is a test edit written from Windows with notepad."

Windows explorer shows "Removable Disk (E:)", with a single file, "hello.txt", that was modified on 4/24/2025 3:53 PM
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 30/04/2025
a FAT12/16 file system. The MSC interface initially presents with no media present, and then later reports the media is available when the flash is ready. Before reporting media is present, windows doesn't show "read only" on the disk (tho diskpart still shows it as "Current Read-only: Yes". ...
a snip of the disk management tool showing "Removable (E:) No Media"
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 30/04/2025
Any of y'all have experience doing USB MSC? I've got it to work a few times (enough to write some test files), but no matter what I tweak my "disk" keeps showing up as read only! I've spent days on this and am losing my mind. #embedded #dev #hardware
a screenshot of the windows tool "diskpart" being used. the "detail disk" command was run, showing various details including that it has a single FAT volume of 8 MB, and that the "Read-only" state is "No", while the "Current Read-only State" is "Yes". 

Next, the "detail volume" command was run, showing that the volume has a "Read-only" state of "No"

Then, the command "attribute disk clear readonly" was run, with the result being "Disk attributes cleared successfully."

Finally, "attribute disk" was run, showing that the disk still has a "Current Read-only State" of "Yes" and a "Read-only" of "No."a small screenshot of a portion of the window from the Windows "Disk Management" tool. It shows "Disk 5" as "Removable", "8 MB", and "Read Only". The partition graphic on the right side lists the drive letter "E:", and reports that the "8 MB FAT" partition is "Healthy" and the "Primary Partition"
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 17/04/2025
its true. everyone knows the first thing you should do when setting up a project on github is add the appropriate catgirls unless you want the project to be unusable
a screenshot of the settings page for a github repository. the screenshot differs from the actual settings page, and has been modified to add a tab named "catgirls" under the "access" section. the other elements on the screen have been changed to reference catgirls instead of collaborators, with button texts like "Add catgirls"

I spent way too much time on this dumb joke.
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 16/04/2025
No, google, this wasn't a "mandatory" email to update me about my account. This was an advertisement that you felt like not having an unsubscribe link on. You suck.
a screenshot of the subject and from line for an email from google analytics. the subject line reads "Unlock personalized insights with helpful tips"a screenshot of a footer of an email from google analytics. particularly showing the text "You have received this mandatory email service announcement to update you about important changes to your Google Analytics product or account."
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 11/04/2025
Me: “finally, duo teaching me useful phrases”
A screenshot from Duolingo with the Japanese and English phrase meaning “it’s small isn’t it”
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 11/04/2025
til ダクネス’s password
darkness, with a chipper look on her face. from konosuba
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 10/04/2025
A screenshot from the show “Silicon Valley” with a character behind a chyron with the text “SEEFOOD FOUNDER LAUNCHES ‘NOT HOT DOG’ APP”
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 10/04/2025
I also picked up this vinyl of a Ska cover of BK music a few years ago and it’s one of my favorites!
A vinyl record in a sleeve, titled “banjo-skazooie”
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 09/04/2025
a reddit comment with the text "Trump again made a decision that was best for the people of this country. His winning streak continues."
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 08/04/2025
a screenshot from animal crossing new horizons, with daisy mae offering turnups for 98 bells
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 07/04/2025
a screenshot of a modified sim sity 2000 message featuring a bearded man in glasses next to the text "YOU CAN'T CUT BACK ON WOKE! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 03/04/2025
i had to stare at this error message for like 45 seconds before my brain registered what was actually wrong i need more caffeine 🙃
a screenshot of a compiler error, visible text saying "In function 'hal_tdm_channe_enable': error: 'i2c_chan_handle_t' undeclared (first use in this function); did you mean 'i2s_chan_handle_t'?"
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 10/03/2025
got a notification this morning prompting me to provide feedback for being a developer on windows. and this was the window that presented when i clicked it. i guess that sums it up. 😜
a window for an app called "feedback hub" with the main area displaying an emoticon like 😐 with the text "sorry, something went wrong"
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 03/03/2025
Yeah, the way the typ circuit looked in the data sheet makes me think it wants to "replace" the previous, when it reads stuff on BI and not DI thinking "must be dead", so it acts in it's stead. But it's just those sorts of things that I found to be inconsistent depending on when/where I ordered lol
a typical application circuit diagram for a WS2813 layout
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 03/03/2025
from whatever datasheet came up when i googled (see attached), make me feel like it might just think it needs to use data it sees on BIN if it sees nothing on DI.
Screenshot from a WS2813 datasheet that reads: The BIN receives the data signal, and then compare the data with the DIN side after phagocytosis [sic] of 24bit data, if DIN
do NOT receive the signal, then switching to BIN for receiving the input signal, which ensure that any the IC's damage
does not affect the signal cascade transmission and make the BIN in state of receiving signal until restart after power-off.
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 19/02/2025
Check out a tool like this one: amiunique.org/fingerprint Depending on what your browser/ua reports, you may be wildly unique. (Especially if your UA string says it's GrapheneOS, that alone would be a massive distinguishing value) For example, look at my UA. Firefox on win10. 0.13% of their db. 🙃
a screen shot of a user agent string with a listed similarity ratio of 0.13%
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 25/01/2025
Been opening nothing but Charizard packs because I need a second Sabrina (and *want* a ⭐️⭐️ one.) I’ve pulled *3* immersive char ex, a gold crown Char ex, and tonight, this. Didn’t even realize the gold crowns were pack agnostic. Still no Sabrina, 🔹🔹 or otherwise! 🙃😝
A screenshot of a pikachu ex card from the “Pokemon trading card game pocket” game. The card is a “gold crown” rarity, and glowing with sparkles around it.
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 24/01/2025
congrats! this has been my play pattern since i finished it ;)
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 11/01/2025
This was the stack at one point the other night. Stella player activated to try and copy refocus to draw their deck and every other player got involved at some point. I think it was a bit bigger than this before it finally started resolving, too. Wild game.
A smattering of magic the gathering cards spread on a table. There are too many.
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 10/01/2025
okay, i played this game as a kid, but i'm probably not that good anymore; i'll go first
the same picture of an old phone as in the original post, except a pink line has been digitally drawn between the first two dots on the pattern, as if to start a game of "dots and boxes"
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chris 💖🧚🏻‍♀️ @cmd.wtf · 10/01/2025
Coworker found some of my unused @oshpark.bsky.social stickers, and printed a neat little frame for them to go on 😊
A set of 9 OSH Park hexagonal stickers that read “perfect purple pcbs”. They’re stuck to a 3d printed frame and mounted on the wall.
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