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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

🚨Breaking The Rangers manager broke down in tears again today when he realised he is about to witness Celtic complete another treble while this time as Rangers manager.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Is Daizen the new King of Kings? Discussion to follow…

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

You definitely are bothered. Seething out you. Take it easy mate, enjoy life!

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Closed shop on the race of officials? So what should the ratio be?

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Don’t worry Jaz, I wouldn’t get too bitter about a rangers win in the grand scheme

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

What does the ethnicity of a match official matter? And closed shop to who?

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

🚨Breaking Sources have told us Rangers are expected to make an announcement Friday morning. A large signal is due to arrive 5pm on 2nd January. More to follow.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Factually correct, although our producer has said Phillipe ‘Sports Science’ Clement is about to take the record. Graeme Murty is on notice to take over in Friday morning

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Gerrard - forgetting he is one of the worst managers in Rangers history and yet another Liverpool captain who failed to win a premier league

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

You see it even now with VAR it still seems like they use it to find a way to harm Rangers with any little thing they can find, but conveniently ignore something blatant with other people. “I always thought it was more political than anything else, and that’s all I’ll say on that.”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

🚨 Temperatures plummet in Govan again this year affecting the Ibrox club. January looks like it could go as low as -15. Clement “I know the fans are well experienced with these temperatures, but I’m sure there is more to come from the continuing meltdown” More to follow.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

🚨Rangers statement- The meltdown continues as Rangers and their fans continue to greet and will do over their turkeys tomorrow! CEO - “ Christmas has been ruined for so many supporters yet again. Celtic now as Scotlands most successful club has destroyed our fanbase in every way”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

🚨Statement FC Update - New CEO Patrick Stewart is shocked at the appointment of a catholic for Celtic v Motherwell. “Since the Cup final our fans are so mentally distraught about us being in Celtic shadow, I thought I would go back to the traditions of the club and mount an attack of catholics”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

🚨Making Hearts Greet Again Diet Huns striker Lawrence Shankland fires back at Hearts boo boys after Euro shocker claiming 'it doesn't help, we are shite and always will be’ Natural Order

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Strike to be announced tomorrow by officials.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Officials are looking to strike over the festive period as they don’t feel safe or protected during or after games any more. Demands will be made of clubs, players and media partners to reduced targeted and relentless abuse of officials Sunday has been the final straw.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

🤔 is this the biggest meltdown since John Brown demanded to see the deeds? Let us know.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

BREAKING! 'I'm waiting for a response...' 🗣️ Patrick Stewart speaks out on Rangers crunch talks with SFA over penalty snub. “Me and Tav have watched it 241 times now. We are going to open Edmonton house for a fan viewing with it on repeat over the weekend, its Made Rangers Greet Again”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Still here, thanks for the coming back again! How is it being an imposter of Maeda and pretending I care what you think. Must be really eating away at you the fact I don’t care about you. Keep following bud.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

🚨Breaking Rangers new Chairman say the club will not be playing Tina Turners ‘Simply The Best’ any more at home games. To be replaced by Justin Timberlakes ‘Cry Me A River’ “We just have to be realistic about it now, we can’t lie to the fans anymore. The River Clyde is about to burst its banks”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

🚨The greatest meltdown in Scottish football history since 2012 continues. Police are looking at sectioning en masse the Rangers support. The deranged Rangers support and Media groups just can’t handle surrendering so much.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

🚨The Meltdown - Day 2 Celtic’s 51st major trophy win this century to a poultry 18* for Rangers has another orange bas in hysterics! 9 - Rangers managers since 2000 - Celtic avg. 5.6 trophy wins per Rangers* manager. More to follow.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Elyappy, I’m not playing hard to get. Now if you keep Elyapping the producer will Elslappy you around like the Onion Bears were on Sunday. All the best but I only follow a very very select distinguished few.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Don’t fret Del, it was a free kick. Undeniably

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

El Chappy you will be credited with a slap from our producer if you carry on this way. We don’t follow you so I am afraid you are mistaken.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Peter Lawwell won’t be on the show tonight I’m afraid.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

🚨 The Meltdown begins. - Clements phone blows up leaving him in tears. - Joey Barton breaks cover from court cases to watch Rangers pumped again. - Rangers fans Greet Again as Maeda ruins their Christmas and NY.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

🚨 Rangers have hired painters to revamp the stadium now they have lost the fictional ‘Worlds Most Successful Football Club’ title. Painters wanted payment upfront showing solidarity for their face painting colleagues. More to follow.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Vanilla it’s ok, I ask that of anyone who uses that phrase Always quite funny when they inevitably say anything but what it’s supposed to mean. Lovely stuff, keep enjoying the show

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Can you explain “Fuck up” please Vanilla? Step by step what does “Fuck up” entail.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

🚨 Skint Rangers manager Philippe Clement admits Rangers 'don't have the money' to land Vaclav Cerny permanently. Celtic fans devastated as Cerny is one of the masterminds of 14 point gap in the table and it only being December.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Okay okay, we will keep Hugh if you really want! DJ coming back would be a great addition, we need someone the Celtic fans can laugh at on a nightly basis… wheel him out 5 nights a week.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Having said that! You are a valued listener and we take on board the issues raised. Starting Monday Hugh’s gone, Halliday is put on lifetime Holiday, Marvin stays cus I’ll shite myself from that convo…. Who would you like to see replace them??

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

The producers did set up a poll on that what guests think about you. Was a 100% in favour of “Wank” Even Donnelly emphasised the description of “Wank” when asked the question about you.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Keep enjoying the show Cowabunga. Valued listener

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Bet you still listen every week Davie!

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

Don’t struggle Rick, There’s more to life than SSB, I’m sure you’ll find happiness one day.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

📞Guess who’s not watching the Champions League tonight?? (We all know they secretly will be)

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

🗣️Our very own Marvin absolutely levelling the boy🤫 Superb stuff

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

📞 Lines are open 🗣️ Toxic Bears 💩 Barron It’s all going to go off this week!!

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

🔊 LISTEN: “It’s not just a tick-box for players to come here and say they’ve played at Celtic Park…to witness the player who has terrorised Tavernier into being a benchwarmer is special. Not to mention HunSkelper Nicolas Khun the new messiah I’m sure the rabid hoard from Govan will enjoy Emmerfale”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

🚨Clement Latest: The manager has told Butland to use his legs when diving for the ball “We have been working in this for months with Jack but his Papier-mâché legs just can’t stand the pressure. Worryingly Rangers fans think he is our best… shows the levels acceptable with the crowd these days”

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