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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 01/03/2025

🚨Breaking The Rangers manager broke down in tears again today when he realised he is about to witness Celtic complete another treble while this time as Rangers manager.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 28/02/2025

Is Daizen the new King of Kings? Discussion to follow…

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

🚨Breaking Sources have told us Rangers are expected to make an announcement Friday morning. A large signal is due to arrive 5pm on 2nd January. More to follow.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

Gerrard - forgetting he is one of the worst managers in Rangers history and yet another Liverpool captain who failed to win a premier league

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 28/12/2024

You see it even now with VAR it still seems like they use it to find a way to harm Rangers with any little thing they can find, but conveniently ignore something blatant with other people. “I always thought it was more political than anything else, and that’s all I’ll say on that.”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

🚨 Temperatures plummet in Govan again this year affecting the Ibrox club. January looks like it could go as low as -15. Clement “I know the fans are well experienced with these temperatures, but I’m sure there is more to come from the continuing meltdown” More to follow.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

🚨Rangers statement- The meltdown continues as Rangers and their fans continue to greet and will do over their turkeys tomorrow! CEO - “ Christmas has been ruined for so many supporters yet again. Celtic now as Scotlands most successful club has destroyed our fanbase in every way”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

🚨Statement FC Update - New CEO Patrick Stewart is shocked at the appointment of a catholic for Celtic v Motherwell. “Since the Cup final our fans are so mentally distraught about us being in Celtic shadow, I thought I would go back to the traditions of the club and mount an attack of catholics”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

🚨Making Hearts Greet Again Diet Huns striker Lawrence Shankland fires back at Hearts boo boys after Euro shocker claiming 'it doesn't help, we are shite and always will be’ Natural Order

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Strike to be announced tomorrow by officials.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Officials are looking to strike over the festive period as they don’t feel safe or protected during or after games any more. Demands will be made of clubs, players and media partners to reduced targeted and relentless abuse of officials Sunday has been the final straw.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

🤔 is this the biggest meltdown since John Brown demanded to see the deeds? Let us know.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

BREAKING! 'I'm waiting for a response...' 🗣️ Patrick Stewart speaks out on Rangers crunch talks with SFA over penalty snub. “Me and Tav have watched it 241 times now. We are going to open Edmonton house for a fan viewing with it on repeat over the weekend, its Made Rangers Greet Again”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

🚨Breaking Rangers new Chairman say the club will not be playing Tina Turners ‘Simply The Best’ any more at home games. To be replaced by Justin Timberlakes ‘Cry Me A River’ “We just have to be realistic about it now, we can’t lie to the fans anymore. The River Clyde is about to burst its banks”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

🚨The greatest meltdown in Scottish football history since 2012 continues. Police are looking at sectioning en masse the Rangers support. The deranged Rangers support and Media groups just can’t handle surrendering so much.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

🚨The Meltdown - Day 2 Celtic’s 51st major trophy win this century to a poultry 18* for Rangers has another orange bas in hysterics! 9 - Rangers managers since 2000 - Celtic avg. 5.6 trophy wins per Rangers* manager. More to follow.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

🚨 The Meltdown begins. - Clements phone blows up leaving him in tears. - Joey Barton breaks cover from court cases to watch Rangers pumped again. - Rangers fans Greet Again as Maeda ruins their Christmas and NY.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

🚨 Rangers have hired painters to revamp the stadium now they have lost the fictional ‘Worlds Most Successful Football Club’ title. Painters wanted payment upfront showing solidarity for their face painting colleagues. More to follow.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

🚨 Skint Rangers manager Philippe Clement admits Rangers 'don't have the money' to land Vaclav Cerny permanently. Celtic fans devastated as Cerny is one of the masterminds of 14 point gap in the table and it only being December.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

📞Guess who’s not watching the Champions League tonight?? (We all know they secretly will be)

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 27/11/2024

🗣️Our very own Marvin absolutely levelling the boy🤫 Superb stuff

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

📞 Lines are open 🗣️ Toxic Bears 💩 Barron It’s all going to go off this week!!

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

🔊 LISTEN: “It’s not just a tick-box for players to come here and say they’ve played at Celtic Park…to witness the player who has terrorised Tavernier into being a benchwarmer is special. Not to mention HunSkelper Nicolas Khun the new messiah I’m sure the rabid hoard from Govan will enjoy Emmerfale”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

🚨Clement Latest: The manager has told Butland to use his legs when diving for the ball “We have been working in this for months with Jack but his Papier-mâché legs just can’t stand the pressure. Worryingly Rangers fans think he is our best… shows the levels acceptable with the crowd these days”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

🚨 BREAKING: Motherwell - Cabaret Nights CANCELLED 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

🎙️Rangers CEO: A few words from the new Rangers CEO Patrick Stewart “ After calls not to walk away, walk away they all did. And on that day in the year 2012, they ceased to exist.”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

🚨BREAKING: Rangers board have opened an urgent inquiry into why they spent millions increasing capacity by 600. Only for thousands of home fans not to turn up and miss Dundee Utd score. “Fans just can’t bare it anymore and who can blame them” “Remember Remember Surrender in November”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

🚨 BREAKING: Rangers confirm NEW chief Patrick Stewart has LEFT as the club's CEO by mutual consent⬇️ “After arriving at the club it became quite obvious at the state of the place, fucking boggin. Although I’m used to trophyless cabinets at Man Utd, they have a fucking bike in the trophy room here”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Sources at Sky Sports are saying Kris Boyd is absolutely devastated this evening. Rangers Embarrassed Diet Rangers Pumped Ayrshire Rangers Pumped

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

⚽ FT: Hearts 1-4 Celtic Brendan Rodgers' side turn it on in the second half to take all three points away from Tynecastle! Sources at Celtic Park have told us the engraver is on his way to the stadium.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

🥅 90+4' Goal - Celtic! Adam Idah finds the bottom corner from the spot! Relegation fodder Hearts embarrassing Edinburgh yet again. Hearts 1-4 Celtic

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Water is wet Good man for that all angles coverage!

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

⚽️ Hearts 0-2 Celtic Lawrence “Big Pressure” Wankland is buckling under the pressure here at Tynecastle. The vein in that meteoric forehead is ready to blow!

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

🥅 58’ Goal - Celtic! KHUN!!!! Relegation fodder Hearts absolutely dismantled by Celtic again, who are still only in 1st gear!! This is why Celtic will canter this league! Dome Nut up front crying now….

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

🥅 55' Goal - Celtic! Kyogo finishes into an empty net after the ball rebounded to him in the box against relegation fodder Hearts Hearts 0-1 Celtic

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

⚽ HT: Diets 0-0 Celtic Limited goalmouth action at Tynecastle so far with the teams level at the break! Home fans delirious at the winning the holding Celtic to a draw at half time championship

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

⚽️ Hearts 0-0 Celtic The home fans demanding an open top bus parade for winning a throw-in. Diets have never known a day like it!

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Biggest crowd of the season at Ibrox to see their team hang on for a 1-1 draw. One supporter said “We are shite, we know we are shite and can’t do anything about it”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

⚽️ FT: Rangers 1-1 Dundee United “F***in Boos” ring around Ibrox as Rangers toil in their quest for top 3. The raging rangers fans weekend ruined once again. Clement only a few months into his 4yr deal looks to be staying for the duration.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Rangers 0 - 1 Dundee Utd “Half time talk is massive for Rangers. Clement will need to decide if he needs to make the change now or not” Three snowmen have been stripped and waiting to come on, definitely be an improvement in centre of the park”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

⚽️ HT: Rangers 0-1 Dundee United Sam Dalby's header gives the visitors the lead as “F***in Booooooooo” rings around Ibrox

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

GOOOAAALLLL 🥅 36' Goal - Dundee United! A free header for Sam Dalby! Rangers 0-1 Dundee United

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

⚽️UPDATE - Hearts v Celtic ❄️ Sources at Hearts have said: “The game could be delayed. We will see what Rangers do and copy them exactly. Last thing we want is our supporters thinking we aren’t doing everything we possible to be just like them. Afterall we don’t get called The Diets for nothing”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

⏰ Kick-off between Rangers and Dundee United at Ibrox is delayed until 3.45pm due to travel restrictions on the roads! Sources say Rangers are trying to get the game postponed as they don’t want their team pelted with snowballs and boos before kick off from their own support.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

❄️ON - Rangers V Dundee Utd❄️ Rangers have secured another government loan to pay the gas meter. Sources close to Ibrox suggest Nils Koppen begged and begged and begged for the cash as they have none of their own. Details to follow.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

❄️OFF - Rangers v Dundee Utd ❄️ Update - Rangers will be unable to park the bus against Dundee Utd and try scrape a draw against the Terriers as it is stuck on the M77 Sporting Director/Bus driver Nils Koppen stresses, “I will deliver for Rangers Ltd one day”.

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

❄️OFF - Rangers v Dundee Utd ❄️ Live pictures of Sporting Director/Cleaner/Groundsman Nils Koppen trying to get the under soil heating back on. “The £7.32 on it might not cover it. We might Surrender”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

❄️OFF - Rangers v Dundee Utd ❄️ Clement has his say, “The board done everything they could to get the game on. Every piggy bank in the board room was emptied to try get the meter back on. Just wasn’t enough pennies to get to the £20 mark”

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Clyde 1 Super Scoreboard @clydessb.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Rangers v Dundee Utd - OFF ❄️🌨️ Due to unforeseen circumstances of them not paying their heating bill and OVO energy cutting off their gas, the game has been called off. Match will be rescheduled once they find money to put in the meter.

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