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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

How are bribery checks kool, but student loan forgiveness not?

Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just so we’re clear… Trump is not giving out $5000 even if they win the House and the Senate, which they absolutely will not. But if he did, it would only go to Republicans, in Red states, who voted in the midterms. They’d say anything else was too expensive.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Anyone here ever cruised Virgin?

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I haven’t had a big bash at the crib in like two years. If I had friends, I’d throw a Halloween party 🎃 😢

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

New Twitter has really radicalized me. I go on there and within five posts, I’m pissed off. Now they’re saying stupid shit like ‘are high gas prices really that bad?’. I want to respond to and cuss out each and every post, but theres so many of them you just can’t do it.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The only way I even consider getting an iPhone fold 1st generation is if the inside screen is Apple pencil compatible. #apple

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The irony of having to work on Labor Day is never lost on me.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

What about changing the longstanding name of a Great Lake is conservative? Conservatives should be outraged

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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 27/08/2026

REMINDER: Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in now 73 days. Yet he still: •Has his job •Gets paid, and •Gets free world-class healthcare The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, & against guaranteed paid leave—gets all three as he needs it most.😐

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Samara Weaving is orders of magnitude better than January Jones as Emma Frost. Samara Weaving is a G. Woulda made a better Rogue I think, but she’ll be dope.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Went to bed feeling perfectly fine. Woke up with a bum ankle, limping like the Backrooms, getting worse as the day goes on. This is 53.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Oh no! Not Mitch Mcfuckell!!! Couldn’t happen to a worse person!!

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Look what the king has wrought. Sam’s Club outta regular gas

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Mugs out here talking hella tough, because Iran is way over there. But also knowing that all it takes is an Iranian sleeper cell to wake up and throw a sharp rock at the Brent Spence bridge and the whole Midwest is down for years.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

MAGAts really thought they had the late great Dave Chappelle on their side 🤣🤪

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

What is the greatest opening credits to a TV show ever, and why is it Game of Thrones?

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

‪Shouldn’t you be out watching the masterpiece Melania again while begging for an invite to Epstein Island? Had the nerve to type out the word integrity. ‬

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

If your house had a menu, what would be on it?

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

DEI Nobel peace prize medal holder, Donald Trump.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

You clearly must not be up on your American history!

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

So I woke up to news that Venezuela has been invaded, and what I think about that is RELEASE DEM EPSTEIN FILES.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

In light of this CBS News and CBS in general right wing shift, I think Stephen Colbert will end his show early. I can’t see him dealing with this shit for five months. It flies in the face of everything he believes in.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

I once worked for a company that offered unlimited PTO. I took far less time off with them then I did when I had a set amount of vacation and sick days. It showed that the company appreciated us at least a little bit, and therefore I’m willing to stay late or go the extra mile more often.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

As of right now, it will be Gavin, and he will absolutely wipe the floor with whoever the Republicans put against him.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

I’m really gonna need Kamala Harris to be in that position. But if she turns it down, I’m absolutely on board with it.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

It’ll be called Familiar Stuff

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Alabama has quit. Never thought I’d see the day.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

You are a stunning woman, Doug is lucky to have you. Merry Christmas.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

I think this picture is kind of old. My mans has long dredds now.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

This is a bunch of bullshit. If ever there was a justified, J6 style event, it should be occurring today, right now, all weekend, at the Department of Justice.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

Yes, fentanyl is a weapon of mass destruction, but guns are not. Seems legit.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

I like to think that if God could appear as a burning bush to one dude, he could appear in a cloud to everybody, just to make sure that everybody got the message clearly. Maybe even once every couple generations just as a reminder.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

That’s a lotta energy dawg!

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

But I’m supposed to believe that Elon Musk’s Grok is the best AI going. GTFOH. This is an every week thing with these headlines.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

Why the hell is Jillian Michaels all over my screen all of a sudden?

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

You ever wonder why the Bible was ‘written’ at all, when 95% of people back then couldn’t read?

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

I’m a retired military sergeant, and I’m not overly outwardly patriotic, but I do stand for the national anthem and other basic things like that. But I don’t like to be mistaken for a right winger just because I wear red white and blue. It wasn’t a political statement, it was just a dope shirt.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

It pisses me off that liberals have basically ceded the American flag to the right, allowing them to basically own the ‘patriot’ label. We gotta take that shit back. I don’t actually see the point of flying an American flag while living in America, it’s kind of implied that you love your country.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

I walked into a Penn Station restaurant Sunday to get a sandwich and a guy ahead of me in line is like ‘cool shirt, bro’. So I’m like…thanks? Then I realize I’m wearing an Under Armour shirt that says freedom on it in red white and blue. Musta thought me to be black Maga, which I absolutely am NOT.

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

I have had an iPhone since two weeks after the initial launch of the original iPhone. I have been loyal and never cheated or strayed from it. My deep blue iPhone 17 Pro Max showed up on Saturday and after one weekend day and one work day with it, I am not disappointed.

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