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Clyde Draper

@clydedraper.bsky.social
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I never know what to put on these things. So, uh, I’m a man and I like stuff, and sometimes I don’t. Intramural co-ed football champ at UC (Cincinnati) in 2003

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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How are bribery checks kool, but student loan forgiveness not?
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just so we’re clear… Trump is not giving out $5000 even if they win the House and the Senate, which they absolutely will not. But if he did, it would only go to Republicans, in Red states, who voted in the midterms. They’d say anything else was too expensive.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Anyone here ever cruised Virgin?
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I haven’t had a big bash at the crib in like two years. If I had friends, I’d throw a Halloween party 🎃 😢
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New Twitter has really radicalized me. I go on there and within five posts, I’m pissed off. Now they’re saying stupid shit like ‘are high gas prices really that bad?’. I want to respond to and cuss out each and every post, but theres so many of them you just can’t do it. 
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The only way I even consider getting an iPhone fold 1st generation is if the inside screen is Apple pencil compatible. #apple
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The irony of having to work on Labor Day is never lost on me.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
What about changing the longstanding name of a Great Lake is conservative? Conservatives should be outraged
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 27/08/2026
REMINDER: Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in now 73 days. Yet he still: •Has his job •Gets paid, and •Gets free world-class healthcare The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, & against guaranteed paid leave—gets all three as he needs it most.😐
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Samara Weaving is orders of magnitude better than January Jones as Emma Frost. Samara Weaving is a G. Woulda made a better Rogue I think, but she’ll be dope.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Went to bed feeling perfectly fine. Woke up with a bum ankle, limping like the Backrooms, getting worse as the day goes on. This is 53.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Oh no! Not Mitch Mcfuckell!!! Couldn’t happen to a worse person!!
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Look what the king has wrought. Sam’s Club outta regular gas
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Et tu, Brute?
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Mugs out here talking hella tough, because Iran is way over there. But also knowing that all it takes is an Iranian sleeper cell to wake up and throw a sharp rock at the Brent Spence bridge and the whole Midwest is down for years.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
MAGAts really thought they had the late great Dave Chappelle on their side 🤣🤪
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
What is the greatest opening credits to a TV show ever, and why is it Game of Thrones?
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
‪Shouldn’t you be out watching the masterpiece Melania again while begging for an invite to Epstein Island? Had the nerve to type out the word integrity. ‬
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
If your house had a menu, what would be on it?
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The government wasn’t murdering innocent Americans in the face in Minneapolis while Prince was alive. IJS
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Go Bearcats
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
DEI Nobel peace prize medal holder, Donald Trump.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Insurgents from around the world on their way to Venezuela
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
So I woke up to news that Venezuela has been invaded, and what I think about that is RELEASE DEM EPSTEIN FILES.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
In light of this CBS News and CBS in general right wing shift, I think Stephen Colbert will end his show early. I can’t see him dealing with this shit for five months. It flies in the face of everything he believes in.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I once worked for a company that offered unlimited PTO. I took far less time off with them then I did when I had a set amount of vacation and sick days. It showed that the company appreciated us at least a little bit, and therefore I’m willing to stay late or go the extra mile more often.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Alabama has quit. Never thought I’d see the day.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
This is a bunch of bullshit. If ever there was a justified, J6 style event, it should be occurring today, right now, all weekend, at the Department of Justice.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Yes, fentanyl is a weapon of mass destruction, but guns are not. Seems legit.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
In solidarity with Alina Habba, I too will be stepping down from my job that I was never hired for and yet somehow was still fired from.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
But I’m supposed to believe that Elon Musk’s Grok is the best AI going. GTFOH. This is an every week thing with these headlines.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Why the hell is Jillian Michaels all over my screen all of a sudden?
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Be there!
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
You ever wonder why the Bible was ‘written’ at all, when 95% of people back then couldn’t read?
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I walked into a Penn Station restaurant Sunday to get a sandwich and a guy ahead of me in line is like ‘cool shirt, bro’. So I’m like…thanks? Then I realize I’m wearing an Under Armour shirt that says freedom on it in red white and blue. Musta thought me to be black Maga, which I absolutely am NOT.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I have had an iPhone since two weeks after the initial launch of the original iPhone. I have been loyal and never cheated or strayed from it. My deep blue iPhone 17 Pro Max showed up on Saturday and after one weekend day and one work day with it, I am not disappointed.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Good morning to all who celebrate
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Diddy might not even miss an Avenger movie
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I agree with Kegsbreath in the sense that I believe a fighting force should be in fighting shape. I don’t think most people would disagree with that. And coming from a General or a senior NCO, that message would’ve landed with loud applause probably. But not from this 🤡
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
If Trump had not been there, Pete Kegsbreath may have actually gotten a few Chiefs or Generals to get up and walk out on that bullshit speech. Coulda EASILY been an email. Or in his case, a Signal chat.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
‪I’ve never really heard of hunters going out hunting dogs. Where they do that at? Never seen a mounted dog head on somebody’s wall, not even in the movies. ‬Which is to say that antifa…probably pretty safe!
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Canceling Jimmy Kimmel, on the heels of canceling Stephen Colbert, is how you radicalize Gen Xers, who may have been riding the fence between being safe and being heard.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
We need a stronger word than hypocrisy for these cretins.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Jesse Watters can kiss my ass. I demand his firing. If leftists are getting fired just for saying the truth about Charlie Kirk, Jesse should be fired for this bullshit he’s saying about the left.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I, a retired Master Sergeant in the United States Air Force, am demanding that Jesse Watters be fired for his rhetoric yesterday, September 11, regarding the Charlie Kirk shooting. MSNBC fired their guy, and what he said was not even close to what Jesse said. Please like and repost if you agree.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Miss me with all the BS. Mark Robinson, a.k.a. mini soldier, said some people need killing. He said some people need to be taken off the field. And y’all tried to make him governor of NC. Trump called him MLK. So, miss me with the violent left BS. Charlie Kirk…I sure hope your doctor is qualified.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
While the left is tripping over your own dicks to be the first in line to condemn the Charlie Kirk shooting, the right is lining up to call the entire left murderers and demons. The left never learns.
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Alien Earth episode 5, fantastic!
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Them Cincinnati Bearcats bout to roast the children of the corn in Kansas City. I predict Bearcats 84, Nebraska -4. Goooo UC! Let’s kick this thing off!
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Clyde Draper @clydedraper.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Here’s an idea… Instead of asking me to round up for charity, why don’t you gazillion dollar corporations round down for charity. Round down everybody’s order to the nearest dollar and donate that.
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