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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Charlotte's got "Stock is Rising" on the end zone wall, but it seems more likely they get delisted from the conference

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I know what the film shows but I still think there was a second kicker on the grassy knoll

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Surely each college football team has a car dealership owner rich enough to pay the fees for field goal post Hawk-Eye

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

This happens a dozen times a year. I am deeply opposed to video review for all subjective calls (lawyerball) but there is an obvious technology here used in other sports to determine if something is on one side of a line or the other. Why not use it?

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Schmetzer hosting days-long games of Diplomacy after he was introduced to it by Vanni Sartini

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The American Prospect @prospect.org · 01/10/2026

Rebecca Bennett, the Democratic candidate running against Rep. Thomas Kean Jr. in New Jersey’s Seventh District, and Cait Conley, who is challenging Rep. Mike Lawler in New York’s 17th District, are cut from the same cloth. prospect.org?p=145673

Rebecca Bennett shakes hands with Tom Kean Jr.

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Making the metaphor that you are competing against your kid in a card game isn't the most gross thing in here but damn

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Certified John Mateer Moment ™

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Certified John Mateer Moment ™

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I love that, due to the national standalone TV focus on Rutgers so far this season, everyone understands: a) Rutgers is uniquely terrible among P4 teams b) Notwithstanding that, KJ Duff is an absolute beast

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The statement Conley gave is especially mealy-mouthed and does not substantively endorse Mamdani at all. "I respect what I believe he represents"??? It makes me mad at Conley for being such a coward about it, especially if this is still the result, but she serves the same interests Lawler serves.

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I can't wait to see what bullshit Archie and the family try to pull to force Cleveland to trade him

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I've always called Kentucky the Houthis of college football

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Jose Feliciano? The guy who did Feliz Navidad?

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

This is what I thought a Nasty Nelson was before last week

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Isaiah Confirmed wide open for a TD

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ted's a podcaster first and a senator second. Could he also be with CAA?

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Crown Royal was advertising heavy on college football broadcasts this last weekend. At least if it's a stupid and dangerous time for the most vulnerable, it's also a stupid time for some rich jerks like whoever owns all the Canadian whiskey brands

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I love this because Cuomo is saying stuff the Post agrees with but they can't help themselves but find the shittiest possible photo of him

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

literal jump scare

Cuomo says Instagram, socialism making young Jews lose touch with their history, and other stories from the column https://trib.al/HtphhpN

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

FSU fans have been fussy for a while, they must be trying to get them to sleep.

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

You might be the dumbest man on the Internet

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The run by the Citadel back in the first OT was one of the best running plays I've ever seen, on par with Marshawn or Seneca Wallace or something. Incredible

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The game-tying extra point is being missed on the broadcast due to technical difficulties, which proves to me that my Charlotte haterdom is fully justified

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

This post was about Charlotte and The Citadel. The call of a catch stood but we wasted 4 minutes of everyone's time!!

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

One day of football and I'm already on my anti-lawyerball tirades. Why are we legislating what's a catch! We know it when we see it and that was a catch!

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Between him and Newberry, is the fully white beard a new coaching trend?

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Respect to Harasymiak for doing the "don't you fucking dare pour Gatorade on my head, I swear to God" routine after the final play

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Should have known UMass would roll

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Quorators @quorators.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

i tried to make a clip but i don't know if i did it justice. watch the full episode at youtu.be/zMULNhoHYos

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The sort of mental illness a robot cannot create on its own

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Seven blocks of granite never moved like that

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The main thing standing in our way is the median casual sports fan's insatiable appetite for stupid bullshit set piece gimmick events

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

One down, several to go. But for the first time in my life I believe we can end the scourge of all-star games

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I don't understand what makes him so special. Anyone could miss two chip shot field goals against their arch-rival to keep their team from going to the national championship game.

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

It's somehow not just Fox. Last night NBC devoted more than 90 seconds of their 17-minute nightly news program to the continued fallout of The Flagrant Foul. Is there anything else going on in the world that might be worth reporting on? youtu.be/L3DwLlTveYo?...

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NBC Nightly News with Tom Llamas Full Episode - Aug. 12

YouTube video by NBC News

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If I went to a random party and all they had was Domino's to eat I would be mad and probably only have three or four slices

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Okay but why are they served in an oversized miso ramekin

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

The ganja slam poem was the best answer in the history of the pod imo

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

They say America doesn't make anything anymore but I'm seeing incredible innovation in getting those bare puppies on cam

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I have never bought a kit and will never buy a kit, but this is incredibly tempting

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I thought Venezuela was a Police Action, silly me

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

He's always been a "anyone anonymous who criticizes me is inherently invalid" guy which just means to me that he wants to snitch to their employers

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Indulge me in some hyper local beef for a minute: You can take the man out of Mahopac, but you can't take the Mahopac out of the man

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Apple pays the money and provides oversight and guidance but MLS runs the broadcast operation, the lack of any native coverage on the platform is their deliberate choice

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Niles @clumsyfunsucker.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I only learned Richards' story after driving my wife to her ophthalmology office, so I guess they have a point

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