Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 24/01/2025More Space X debris falling in Glasgow this morning. #litterbug #spacekaren 0140 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 22/01/2025Look out for really bad African country puns doing the rounds on here. I saw Somalia and they were awful. 3202 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 20/01/2025One day Katie Price will break her silence and allow us to gain an insight into the shrouded world of this enigmatic woman. 1150 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 20/01/2025[brainstorm] Boss: Anyone got anything? Me: Cat-Sue's, a katsu cat cafe run by a cat lover called Sue. Boss: We're selling insurance. Me: In-SUE-rance? Boss: Who the fuck is Sue? Me: I don't have anything. 091 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 19/01/2025So TikTok gets banned in America just as the planets align for the first time in 396 billion years. Coincidence? Yes. 0183 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 18/01/202514 months since December payday. Googling how important it is to have both kidneys. 0141 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 16/01/2025[consoling teenage daughter after break up] Me: What happened? Daughter: He said holibobs. Me: *grabs car keys* Wait here! 0121 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 15/01/2025What you don't see on the Great Pottery Throwdown is the producers poking that poor man with a stick to make him cry. I originally thought he was just crying about pots. 0131 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 10/01/2025'We're not out of the woods yet' - annoying sat nav. 1120 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 12/12/2024I'm not easily offended, but do ask me before you trim my eyebrows. Also make sure you're a barber and that I'm getting my haircut at the time. 0151 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 06/12/2024You've heard of elf on the shelf. Annoying isn't it. 1111 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Saw this image of Sean Connery in the 80s and all I could think was 'shocker!' 080 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Kids these days don't understand the true joy of Christmas mornings. 0277 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Me: Why didn't the tanning salon down the road advertise a Brown Friday sale instead? Interviewer: I meant questions about the job. 0161 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Something I've learnt today, it's really hard to discreetly pluck out a long nose hair on a train. Especially when the person wakes up and starts throwing punches. 14411 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Say what you like about Joseph Stalin. He died years ago. 1223 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I found out why my computer keeps freezing. Apparently I've got too many windows open. 0172 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 27/11/2024*stares at the empty tony's chocolonely wrapper that had a full bar in an hour ago* Fuck sake Tony. 0140 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I was halfway through separating all my plastic, metal and cardboard for recycling then remembered we might be under nuclear attack so just threw it all in my neighbour's garden. 0241 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Hope the nuclear war starts after Christmas. We've just got new lights. 4190 0
Cluedont @cluedont.bsky.social · 14/11/2024I swear my iPhone is listening to me. I casually mentioned 'garden sheds' to my partner and then 14 months later we were in B&Q looking at garden sheds. 0180 0
