clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Maybe the reason deadlock characters are so flirtatious with each other is because valve it's trying to incept sexual tension between gamers so they cooperate with their lane partners more 182
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Actually now that I think about it the first official cosmetic being added to tf2 in years being a deadlock advertisement would be the funniest shit ever because of the reaction a specific type of /r/tf2 user would have 010
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I would love for valve to add official content to tf2 again but I've stopped holding my breath on that one. As for the other way around unfortunately deadlock doesn't have skins atm 100
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Actually crazy how far discord has fallen just got offered to wash a fanduel ad for orbs 030
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My Mitch McConnell homunculus that I keep in a constant state of euphoria in order to prevent him from massacring everyone in a 5 mile radius 072
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My biggest regret in life is missing out on shock collar xrd at frosty faustings cause I hadn't transitioned yet 050
Reposted by clownlorerax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026excuse me miss hey how are ya have you met my buddy here? he’s—shut UP dude—yeah no he's really sick with AI psychosis and he told me what he wants more than anything is to get a kiss from a beautiful woman right now 01436
Reposted by clownloreMousmine @mouses.house · 26/08/2026One common real-life example of the butterfly effect is when you masturbate on your penis et al. and some time later you cum 1316
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 20/08/2026No one's getting amnesia anymore what's up with that 020
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I should be financially compensated for psychological assault 060
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 16/08/2026It's crazy I was trying to book a consultation with a therapist who was like "sorry in full on clients but I have someone else who is taking people" and booked me an appointment with a man who looked like my father who then proceeded to cancel the appointment 150
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Fuck I literally love concern trolling so much it's my toxic trait 030
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I promise I am not being facetious when I say you are maybe one of the most consistently funny people on the internet for over like a decade with good gamers. Infinite quotables from your work that somehow stick to my brain like puddy 120
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I either got the poopoo parasite or my diet is just shit 020
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Stayed up too late gaming! Got lost in the level and points! 010
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Having a queer dating app installed just means sometimes you get a notification saying you received a like from moss or you received a like from pup 030
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Getting spooked by a wasp is -2 reputation points but eating pavement cake is +10 so congrats on coming out of that interaction positive 120
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Dog I miss when pot just had to get 50 meter and could force a fucked up RPS by hammer falling across the entire screen it was the most fun I had while playing an app 010
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 25/05/2026The psychosexual role that a clown occupies in a society cannot be overstated, this is to say you shouldn't feel a sense of shame or guilt for your feelings towards them because it is something every single person experiences on a subconscious level 030
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 22/05/2026If ikea furniture calls for a phillips head screwdriver, is it alright if I use a flathead 101
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Why do they make heterosexual British perverts so gay 030
Reposted by clownloreDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 02/05/2026KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi. 122062
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Relayer by Yes seems like a good album to have an intimate experience playing in the background 120
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 26/04/2026I used to be a top notch seed sprayer. Now? Not so much 030
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 22/04/2026I'm being led to believe that Tomodachi Life is a video game about giving your favorite characters cigarettes 130
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 21/04/2026I won't lie I was concerntrolling on a Catholic forum this morning 150
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 15/04/2026If I was on space ghost and he asked me what my superpowers were I would say I have the ability to be 45 minutes away from any location 0142
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Trans girl that needs to get The Surgery and it's a circumcision 060
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Showing a cute girl way too faded at Burger King and she's kicking her feet laughing this is what life is all about yodie family 060
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Dog my nipples are straight up getting puffy what the hell do they put in this HRT stuff 360
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 05/03/2026"What would YOU do VS a 7 foot Eunuch" - my attempt at starting a conversation with my boss at work today 140
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 04/03/2026youtu.be/yTU5pN4HUNA?... Watching this video like a Grande Dame actress smoking a cigarette in a dark room saying to myself "I used to be so beautiful"youtu.beTower MonsterYouTube video by clownlore 041
clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 23/01/2026It's really hard to prepare for the fact that a lot of flirting is unfortunately just improv 050