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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Maybe the reason deadlock characters are so flirtatious with each other is because valve it's trying to incept sexual tension between gamers so they cooperate with their lane partners more
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Actually now that I think about it the first official cosmetic being added to tf2 in years being a deadlock advertisement would be the funniest shit ever because of the reaction a specific type of /r/tf2 user would have
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would love for valve to add official content to tf2 again but I've stopped holding my breath on that one. As for the other way around unfortunately deadlock doesn't have skins atm
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Actually crazy how far discord has fallen just got offered to wash a fanduel ad for orbs
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My Mitch McConnell homunculus that I keep in a constant state of euphoria in order to prevent him from massacring everyone in a 5 mile radius
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I miss my spurt...
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I hope fall actually shows up and I can wear these
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Indie games are doing good rn yams
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My biggest regret in life is missing out on shock collar xrd at frosty faustings cause I hadn't transitioned yet
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
excuse me miss hey how are ya have you met my buddy here? he’s—shut UP dude—yeah no he's really sick with AI psychosis and he told me what he wants more than anything is to get a kiss from a beautiful woman right now
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Mousmine @mouses.house · 26/08/2026
One common real-life example of the butterfly effect is when you masturbate on your penis et al. and some time later you cum
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Lost 40 dollars in poker tonight
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
No one's getting amnesia anymore what's up with that
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I should be financially compensated for psychological assault
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
It's crazy I was trying to book a consultation with a therapist who was like "sorry in full on clients but I have someone else who is taking people" and booked me an appointment with a man who looked like my father who then proceeded to cancel the appointment
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
They did phrenology on a grape
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fuck I literally love concern trolling so much it's my toxic trait
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I promise I am not being facetious when I say you are maybe one of the most consistently funny people on the internet for over like a decade with good gamers. Infinite quotables from your work that somehow stick to my brain like puddy
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I either got the poopoo parasite or my diet is just shit
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Stayed up too late gaming! Got lost in the level and points!
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just experienced a crazy bout of "gamer's remorse"
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Having a queer dating app installed just means sometimes you get a notification saying you received a like from moss or you received a like from pup
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Getting spooked by a wasp is -2 reputation points but eating pavement cake is +10 so congrats on coming out of that interaction positive
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Dog I miss when pot just had to get 50 meter and could force a fucked up RPS by hammer falling across the entire screen it was the most fun I had while playing an app
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
*thinks better of it* never mind
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
What's a normal amount of porn to look at at work
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The psychosexual role that a clown occupies in a society cannot be overstated, this is to say you shouldn't feel a sense of shame or guilt for your feelings towards them because it is something every single person experiences on a subconscious level
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
If ikea furniture calls for a phillips head screwdriver, is it alright if I use a flathead
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Why do they make heterosexual British perverts so gay
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
KIM KITSURAGI - Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi.
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Relayer by Yes seems like a good album to have an intimate experience playing in the background
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I used to be a top notch seed sprayer. Now? Not so much
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I'm being led to believe that Tomodachi Life is a video game about giving your favorite characters cigarettes
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
This is my version of confession
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I won't lie I was concerntrolling on a Catholic forum this morning
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
If I was on space ghost and he asked me what my superpowers were I would say I have the ability to be 45 minutes away from any location
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Trans girl that needs to get The Surgery and it's a circumcision
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Showing a cute girl way too faded at Burger King and she's kicking her feet laughing this is what life is all about yodie family
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Is this the secret to bluesky bangers?
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Dog my nipples are straight up getting puffy what the hell do they put in this HRT stuff
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jamie @lmaonadestand.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Mewgenics
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
they found count dracula in the epstein files
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
"like what would I do WITH him??" - his response
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
"What would YOU do VS a 7 foot Eunuch" - my attempt at starting a conversation with my boss at work today
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
youtu.be/yTU5pN4HUNA?... Watching this video like a Grande Dame actress smoking a cigarette in a dark room saying to myself "I used to be so beautiful"
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Tower Monster
YouTube video by clownlore
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Yer
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
An album so swagful from work
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
it gets bigger when I kara-cancel it
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clownlore @clownlore.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It's really hard to prepare for the fact that a lot of flirting is unfortunately just improv
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