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Klaut Nomi

@cloutnomi.bsky.social
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@murderxbryan.bsky.social mentioned Fear Factory's crazy timeline on wikipedia, but it's hard to beat the band theyre currently touring w, Mushroomhead
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Musician grading scale: A: Can play a song they're making up just now B: Can play a song they've never heard before with other musicians C: Can play a song they know w other musicians D: Can play a song
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love it when a stupid animal looks stupid and is stupid
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Some people just don't understand real humor
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Not sure about this lamp design
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Yeah I'm gonna need a picture of this please
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
idk if they meant to do this but it's pretty good marketing, id vote for a rice krispies treats
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i sent this to my gf saying "this could be us but u playin" and now she's not responding to me
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It's my birthday, somebody tell me how beautiful I am.
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
The ad algorithm has made a serious miscalculation in targeting me for this
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I hate living somewhere without a diner (a diner is a 24 hour restaurant run by Greeks)
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
imo the worst cultural phenomenon of our time is the mainstreaming of electronic music. i liked it better when everyone in America thought techno was gay bc i could buy a juno 106 for $90 and an emu emax for $35.
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
thinkin bout goin to this historic event at an abandoned fire station in the-middle-of-nowhere
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
If you commit an action comedy movie crime and also deliver a perfect Arnold-style one-liner afterwards, the judge should just let you go home.
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
YES
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
changing pods in the keurig like it's an m102
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
[left column] FOOD PRICES TRIPLE IN THE MIDST OF GLOBAL RECESSION [right column] 3 Simple Brunch Ideas with Alpo and Condensed Milk!
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
i shared this w the group chat bc i thought it was funny and the only response i got was, "you."
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
What a different world it would be if acclaimed chimp actress Peggy had had her way.
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
new disrespectful mixed drink just dropped
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
i accidentally used too much wd40 specialist contact cleaner in an unventilated space so i called the 1800 number on the back and they just told me to listen to chocolate and cheese (Ween, 1994)
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I saw a guy w a t-shirt that had an image of the "Scream" mask on it and underneath in cursive it just said "scream mask"
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Ska is in the files and must be held accountable
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I was trying to go to the Washington Post website but accidentally just typed "jazz" in my browser bc I'm listening to jazz
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
in case anyone was wondering what i use chatgpt for
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
this could be us but u playin
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
when i die do NOT let fans touch 1000s of my items
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I will not consider that!
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I envy Frank
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
the motif of every David Lynch film is there's a guy w some kind of weird head
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
does the algorithm think im just interested in this particular shape regardless of what it is or does
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
mole people seek better lives in suburbia
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
found a capybara egg
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
women be fartin
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
THey amost have this at the grocery store it's called the "bulk foods" aisle and it's all free
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 22/06/2024
Arby's gave me the meat slaps
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
would you eat an intelligent hoagie
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
would you eat an illegal hoagie
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Klaut Nomi @cloutnomi.bsky.social · 10/12/2023
farts
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