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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was craving chicken and dumplings, I made chicken and dumplings, bosh

Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My brain hasn’t been functioning and I have an enormous brick wall of unread emails and unread paper mail and a lot of them have tasks I need to do so if we can all hold hands and read emails today I might survive it

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My life is a never ending volley between miralax chewables and random tummy aches

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I just don’t understand what people are doing in bathrooms. There are private stalls, they can all be gender neutral territory. Who has their ass out in the main chamber??

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I live for my kids thumbs ups in response to trying a food I cooked

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

And to think my friend tried to convince me that My Dress Up Darling wasn’t full of gratuitous fan service

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My 👏 tummy 👏 doesn’t 👏 feel 👏 good 👏

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Fuck I am trying so damn hard to eat this cauliflower I prepared

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Sometimes I get so hungry that eating is less “feels awesome” and more “relieved I’m no longer in pain”

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

My main benefit, I consume about 120oz of water per day maximum

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I always read these headlines as Miette the cat “you TAX Miettes wealth?? Oh jail for Mayor! Jail for 100 years for Mayor!”

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

When you write a grant application using words like “warfighter” as an engineer, you need to be aware that it’s never going to be used to save anyone’s lives. Not even your funky little ambulatory robots.

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Hire me to do a low cost version of whatever you’re using ChatGPT to summarize. I, too, can glean the meaning of a word by reading the context around it and derive a report on vibes that is just accurate enough to work for now.

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I keep reliving the awkward way I made eye contact during a breast exam yesterday. I startled the doctor. But maybe it was a power move.

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I fear they overlap in the way corporations take advantage of how our IP laws have never kept up with tech changes. I work in IP, so I speak from the heart when I say that because enforcement of protection is incumbent on individual rights holders it invariably disenfranchises individual people.

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

What’s going on with the book scams on kobo, are they simply costly but legitimate translations or genuine article scams

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The playdough air dry clay looks and smells like laffy taffy

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Oh my god I’m obsessed with iced tea right now

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Looking forward to a more elite space marine army. My blood angels project got a lot less intense with that announcement

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

My boss who I like and respect assigned me a mentee who wouldn’t listen to her or anyone else so guess how that’s going for me

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Oh thank god my taste issues with cheese are ending, cheese is back on the menu

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Someone call james workshop I have great ideas

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

My space wolves friend said they are uniquely good at recruiting potentials from their planets so what if there was a group of women who did the recruiting called Valkyrie and they were sick af units to paint and play and had characters and vehicles or could fly or some shit??

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Is it object lesson or abject lesson

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Piper!!! 🏳️‍⚧️ @piperishyper.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Eating some little caesar’s crazy bread, But to me it’s just bread,, A little look into my twisted mind,,,

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Like I’m not even trying to say you have to change space marine lore but why can’t more factions at least have female support troops or characters or concepts, I just think it would be neat

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

My daughter just asked for fiber gummies for dessert and got super mad at me when I said no. This doesn’t feel like the time for natural consequences though

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I’m too cynical for reacher, I tried to like it I really did

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Reasons why I can’t manage other people: someone junior to me just sent an email arguing with me, with incorrect facts, and I am incandescent with rage.

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Sometimes you need a Crunchwrap supreme I understand

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I’m so hormonal and emotional that nothing is safe. A retirement email, a comedy podcast, a song. I’m so cooked.

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I’ve eaten one yesterday and one today

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I could really go for a jacket potato with beans and cheese every day of my miserable existence

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

If you play an ttrpg character and you don’t have a love arc (inc platonic or familial) then, what, I must emphasize, the fuck, was the point

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I think wheel of time had something super right and that no matter what else is at stake, human beings really want to fall in love.

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

INSTANT IRRATIONAL RAGE at every video that starts with "did you know"

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I can’t remember if I took my vitamin, will I grow fins if I take another one

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

I went my whole life not tasting coconut in cracklin oat bran and then I read coconut on the ingredients and now it only tastes of coconut to me

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

I dunno I just am eating soup in the summer nowadays

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

He went out to bring back donuts for breakfast, and bought an entire dozen for two people. And completely forgot both his favorites and the flavor I asked for 😂 but at least there’s definitely enough donuts

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

7 year (60 months) also- less dishonest and just a mistake presumably

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Erika Ishii @erikaishii.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Possibly my favorite anime character I’ve ever cosplayed

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I think 4:44 am is the most cursed time to wake up from a bad dream

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I keep wanting and getting salads keep my guts in your prayers

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I think all the weird little snack flavors and weird little snacks and tiny treats and pop flavors are recession indicators

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Claudia Clockwurst @clockwurst.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I’m working with a trainer and I told her I felt like roadkill and she said “thanks for telling me” and dropped all my weights have I discovered an angel

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