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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 20/09/2026

"My concerts are a place where everyone is welcome. Well, everyone except Macklemore." - Ed Sheeran, probably.

Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 18/09/2026

BREAKING: Jem and the Holograms announce withdrawal from Ed Sheeran tour. "Silencing artists that speak up for oppressed peoples is truly, truly, truly outrageous," Jem said.

An illustration of Jem and the Holograms from the 80's cartoon "Jem and the Holograms," featuring Jem in the foreground singing into a wireless microphone and the rest of the band in the background playing their instruments.

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 18/09/2026

BREAKING NEWS: Max Rebo Band has announced they are pulling out of Ed Sheeran's tour. "Jee-jee wawa do Free Palestine," Sly Snootles added, to the approving nods Droopy McCool and Max himself..

The Max Rebo Band, from a scene in "Return of the Jedi." The image features, from left to right:

Max Rebo, an elephant like alien with blue skin playing a sci-fi keyboard-style instrument;

Droopy McCool, a fleshy alien playing a woodwind instrument;

Sy Snootles, a lanky alien with a round torso and trunk-like mouth serving as the vocalist.

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 14/09/2026

Nuuuuuuuuu! SWAMP WITCH!!! 😭😭😭

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 14/09/2026

I wasn't sure about this guy at first, but apparently he knows Swamp Witch so I guess I'll give him a chance. Any friend of Swamp Witch...

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 13/09/2026

Swamp Witch? Why, yes, thank you. We shall be great friends!

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 30/08/2026

What color is every day of the week?

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 25/08/2026

Stopped updating my stuff on World Anvil for some time. Finally got back to it and... these updates. I can't navigate through my own work, I spend all my creative time figuring out how to access what I already wrote... Sucks. I'm looking at transferring it to Legend Keeper, we'll see how that goes.

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 21/08/2026

Both! Catastrophic spine induced physical trauma for the troublemaker. Anguish and shame for the leshy, who decided to hide in a barrel for a little while.

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 21/08/2026

I got nothing witty to add or retort, just wanted to say, "Nice one!"

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 21/08/2026

Pathfinder 2e; Extinction Curse Session 1: Our PCs are a mime, a sword swallower, the circus doc, and a bulbous cactus leshy that's DEFINITELY just a little guy. Trying to convince some troublemakers to leave, Fergus (our leshy) max rolled a crit trying to poke one in the butt. Cue trauma!

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 19/08/2026

I've been using them for like... little mini-heists... Is that not right?!

A screen grab of a YouTube "thumbnail" featuring a chef about to cook with capers (the plant). The title is "You've Probably Been Using Capers Wrong."

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 15/08/2026

She doesn't bullshit you, but she ain't nice about it either!

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 31/07/2026

떡볶이 is not supposed to be al dente 😣

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 30/07/2026

If you cold message me on Discord to talk about my pfp, I'm blocking you right away. Find a new scam, this one's boring!

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 29/07/2026

See, this is why no one can take you seriously. 🤪

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 28/07/2026

The Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting isn't perfect, but I did appreciate 3rd Edition's commitment to giving us a full shelf of source material.

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 24/07/2026

There are dudes who think Bear was the good guy, so... uh... 🤔

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 24/07/2026

Because the world needed a scrooge origin story wtf

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 17/07/2026

So far, this is the only legitimate criticism of "The Odyssey" I've seen on social media.

A screencap of a Threads post by jaxmagicman stating:

"I saw 'The Odyssey and while I liked it, it was just a blatant ripoff of 'Oh Brother Where Art Thou'."

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 16/07/2026

I kinda always got a bit of the ick from him... I just always got a pompous ass vibe. Which is unfair of me to project onto him without actually knowing him, but also... 🤷

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 16/07/2026

So this came in the mail today! Setting agnostic, rules light with some interesting roll mechanics! I'm looking forward to running something with my group 😅 Great work, @oakleafinsignia.games!!

A picture of the newly released TTRPG "Fortune Favors Dice"

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 13/07/2026

Damn, they couldn't just do some junior congressman to get him back, they needed to sac ol' Lindsey...

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 12/07/2026

What can we say about Lindsey Graham. Well, if we take a cue from the man himself, all we can say is, "aawwgghhwwaagghhawaaarrghh"

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 12/07/2026

But there's so many guys and gals on that picture!! Much plot! Such story!

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 09/07/2026

"I know today we've all been brainwashed into believing EVERY player NEEDS one or more sets of their own cool dice, but... you don't...?" Wow, I thought Bob World Builder was a chill, unproblematic fella, but turns out he's a monster! #CancelBob

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 07/07/2026

DM/GM 🚩 When the DM peers at you with narrowed eyes from behind their DM screen and then slowly steeple their fingers...

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 07/07/2026

Then I think nah. Otherwise, probably not or it's fine. You know. Depending.

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 30/06/2026

Damn, that sucks. May your sadness be overshadowed by the joy of your memories.

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 29/06/2026

Though I suppose I could also be Sekdong (색동) Winehouse...

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 29/06/2026

I'm Shib Jangsaeng (십장생) Flack and you're listening to NPR.

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 28/06/2026

Ya'll, I think this man is on to something...

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 27/06/2026

A "SCROT" of bros! 🤣🤣🤣

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 24/06/2026

It's suspicious that you're suspicious about us being suspicious that you may be suspicous.

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 24/06/2026

I'm tired of YouTubers telling me I'm DMing wrong! Maybe I already do it exactly how you're spelling it out in your video, did you ever think of THAT?!

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 23/06/2026

Sometime's, when I'm not feeling great about myself, I remember that I am my dog's favorite bed.

A small black and white dog sleeping on my lap. You can make out that I am wearing blue jeans.

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 20/06/2026

World building with ADHD is just a string of half formed paragraphs that stop when a new person, location, or concept is introduced... So... SO many article stubs in World Anvil...

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 20/06/2026

You know what? At least the "scrying is/isn't ableist" drama is new. The rotation was starting to get a bit stale.

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 12/06/2026

I thought millennials already killed it?

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 11/06/2026

Some dudes have a ball and want to throw it into a basket but some other dudes are trying to stop them. They'll go back and forth on this for an hour or two. How was that?! #sportsball

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 27/05/2026

Yo, wat?! That's fkn exciting! So glad to see you getting just some of what you deserve.

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 26/05/2026

My TTRPG hot take: We don't need a hundred new JRPG ➡️ TTRPG systems.

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 21/04/2026

Never forget Whit Whitman's 10-step 12-step method for masterful game directing! Never forget to porkon cows and always remember villains needs flaws and also more flaws! Unrelated, watch out for grifters in the #ttrpgcommunity.

An AI slop thumbnail for a YouTube video claiming to feature "The Whitman Method," subtitled "12 steps to masterful game directing."

On the left, under the title are the steps in two columns. On the right is an AI image of (presumably) Whit Whitman (a fellow known for not making good on some Kickstarter projects) in front of a bookshelf filled with TTRPG paraphernalia.

It lists the following 10 (not 12) steps:

1. Session Zero
2. Timeliness
3. Session lime
4. Mancipatonts
5. Porkon Cows
7. Connectiarg
8. Villain Flaws
10. Enveglments
11. Coural Done
12. Villain Flaws

Missing are 6 and 9, which is definitely NOT nice.

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 20/04/2026

If ya'll ain't played "South of Midnight"... Why not?

A screenshot from a cut scene in the video game "South of Midnight." Pictured is the protagonist, a young Black woman, sitting atop a giant catfish as it takes her across the river.

She's wearing town jeans and a yellow tank top. She has a nose ring and multiple ear piercings. Her hair is held up in twin "boxer braids" and extend to her chest.

Concept art for Compulsion Games' "South of Midnight."

It shows our protagonist, a young Black woman named Hazel, walking amidst several other supernatural creatures that are featured in the game, among them a magic catfish that she befriends early on.

Art by João Bragato

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Coddlesworth @clockworkcirc.us · 10/04/2026

J-Hope trying desperately not to drown after "Da Bomb."

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