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🍜 Kamille Bidan

@clockworkbong.bsky.social
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Welcome to my profile. If you voted red, fuck you. Pornbots get blocked. "The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views." #demilivesmatter

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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Hey, neighbors in Pennsylvania. We did our assignment. Now it's up to you guys to get rid of John Fetterman.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
We kept our part of the bargan. Ball is in his court now.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
We can't even go through the first week of school in this fucking country without a mass shooting incident.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Waiting for any Tea Partiers to come out start protesting Trump's Military Parade as the blatant waste of taxpayer money it is. Like how they were protesting Obamacare as waste? Or can we take their silence as an admission that Tea Partiers just had a problem with a black man being POTUSA?
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
What detergent does Elon Musk use to wash his clothes? Apart-Tide
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
*Puts on his best Yakov Smirmoff impressions* "In Putin's Russia, accident is intentional."
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
📢 PSA: “Gender” has never meant just “biological sex.” The word “gender” goes way back — but not in the way some folks think. Originally, it was a grammar term, used since the 1300s to describe nouns, not people. (Think: masculine/feminine words in French or Spanish.)
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I used to say it jokingly, but now I really wonder if the combination to Trump's luggage is "1-2-3-4-5." #spaceballs
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
If mental gymnastics was an actual sport, this guy and many others of the MAGA cult would be Olympians. Let's start a collection #MAGAMentalGynastics
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I bet you that as it becomes more and more obvious that Trump has shit up the economy, you're going to witness more and more right-wing media ramp up the culture wars distraction, ie. trans people in sports, "woke", etc.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Someone tell Elon that a car is supposed to attract women, not signal to them that you'll be the reason any future kids with are going to need therapy.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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Pat Fuller @bannerite.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Nor am I!
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Just remember to remind the yokels that it was Trump who first started the charge to have TikTok banned. You know his supporters are going to start giving him credit it once the ban is lifted.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what you call pseudo-intellectualism.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Just a reminder that deadnaming only becomes a concern for Muskrat when you insist on calling it "Twitter."
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Solidarity✊ @solidarity2025.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Don't lie, people really couldn't initially tell if Las Vegas was an intentional car bomb or a cybertruck just being a cybertruck.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
So in other words the Cybertruck is the land version of the Oceangate submersible. Got it. As long as it exterminates rich idiots I'm all for it then.
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Please pass this along, thank you.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Now I see it. Meanwhile, Brutalist architecture is when it looks like it was built by orcs.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Word of the day: noel Definition: What happens when you order that alphabet chart from Temu.
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Larry Tenney @larrytenney.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
It's clear from the Table of Contents that Matt Gaetz broke laws, obstructed justice, is unethical AF, is unfit to be Attorney General and unworthy of the public's trust This report makes it clear; Gaetz could never qualify for security clearance ethics.house.gov/wp-content/u...
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PetParentAuthor🐾💙 @nadinemrosin.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Start Here: scholars.org/contribution...
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Twenty Lessons on Fighting Tyranny from the Twentieth Century
Americans are no wiser than the Europeans who saw democracy yield to fascism, Nazism or communism. Our one advantage is that we might learn from their experience. Now is a good time to do so. From acr...
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Miko.The.Cat @mikothecat2025.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Maga alert in thread BLOCKED
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
It's happening. www.woodtv.com/news/muskego...
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Police look for motive in stabbing of company president
Questions remain as to why an employee stabbed his company president during a staff meeting at a Muskegon-area manufacturer Tuesday morning.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Share this. The system needs to be changed. We need to start hitting them in their wallets.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I'm inclined to think this is part of fascism where the press is being attacked. www.iowapublicradio.org/ipr-news/202...
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Trump sues 'Des Moines Register' over Iowa Poll that predicted Harris win
President-elect Donald Trump filed a lawsuit against the Des Moines Register and pollster J. Ann Selzer over its poll that inaccurately predicted Democratic candidate Kamala Harris would win Iowa.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Anyone good at organizing anger? We need to form our own version of the Tea Party. A party that aims to get single-payer healthcare for all, the restoration of the Fair and Balanced Act (fuck Fox News and OAN), and an emphasis on education among it's goals.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Luigi Mangione needs to publicly declare he'll never be dead by suicide asap.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Land doesn’t vote. Stop pretending it does.
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God @thegodshow.com · 13/12/2024
What a fucking dumbass!
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Idiot Republican Exposes Herself As Total Fraud
An evergreen headline.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
This is how United Health achieves its profits and keeps investors happy. If you want change we need to make the general public more aware of these things while everyone is still angry. Repost if you want change. Help do something about it.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
This is why everyone thinks health insurance companies have no sympathy.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
More people need to be introduced to the John Carpenter movie "They Live." Is Mr. Carpenter on Bluesky? Come to think of it.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
This upcoming administration is speedrunning Idiocracy. www.nytimes.com/2024/12/13/h...
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RFK Jr.’s Lawyer Has Asked the FDA to Revoke Polio Vaccine Approval (Gift Article)
Aaron Siri, who specializes in vaccine lawsuits, has been at Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s side reviewing candidates for top jobs at the Department of Health and Human Services.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
MAGA is already trying to gaslight its users and us.
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KM Apothecary @apothcarysees.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Autism can be diagnosed at 3 months old. The vaccines falsely linked to autism are started at 6 months. The Lancet retracted the dubious study & the author lost his license. End this myth once and for all.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Be sure to teach yourself and others what "Jury Nullification" means. Especially if you live in NYC. Chances are that you might find yourself on Luigi's jury. Pass it around.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
You go, granny!
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The snitch might not get the reward money. tribune.com.pk/story/251532...
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Luigi Mangione’s alleged snitch Nancy Parker faces backlash | The Express Tribune
Altoona McDonald’s employee Nancy Parker faces backlash after helping arrest Luigi Mangione and may miss her reward.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Hoping that it doesn't become another power struggle.
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Tristan Snell @tristansnell.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
BREAKING: Trump says he will try to KILL birthright citizenship Trump’s plan: - He wants to deport LEGAL immigrants - He wants to deport naturalized citizens - He wants to deport natural born US citizens too It’s ethnic cleansing by forcible removal — and it’s UNCONSTITUTIONAL
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Few have done more to bring Georgia’s story to the world recently than Tbilisi photographer Ezz Gaber. These are his photos. Disgracefully, Facebook appears to have just BANNED his account, accusing him of spreading fake info & inciting violence. Looks like state intervention. #GeorgiaProtests🇬🇪
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Sam looked around his private art gallery, admiring his expensive collection of art that numbered in the millions. Only the sound of his cane accompanied him as he finally stopped to admire his most prized painting of all, a wedding portrait of him and his deceased wife. #onepoststories
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Here's an option to post this at the "if you don't engage I win" trolls one blocks them.
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🍜 Kamille Bidan @clockworkbong.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Art of the deal right here. #Trumpnomics
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