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Deeply @deeply.bsky.social · 19h
i type like all of these
variety of screenshots of people trying to say "shut the fuck up but getting it wrong"; "shit the fuck up", "shut the fuck off kid", "shut the up" and "shut your fuck up"
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell! Yes!
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you've ever wondered "can I openly cry on public transit or will someone try to talk to me?" great news! The answer is they will just leave you alone! You are free to experience as much unexpected grief as you need to and no one will bother you about it.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
20 years ago I made and posted a Red Dwarf fan music video. And honestly, despite it having the video quality of a potato, my edit and choices on what happened when we're pretty good. I see what I was going for. Good job 18 year old me.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not to say that everyone should have kids. You should definitely not have kids if having kids isn't something you absolutely want to do. They are hard work and messy and smelly and sticky and loud and always there and they will rearrange your entire brain.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And when she was a tiny baby it changed my understanding of my parents. I would look at her and touch her tiny hands with wonder and think "oh, this is how they felt about me." I know my parents love me, but I didn't get it like I do now.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When my daughter was born it rearranged the chemistry and the internal mapping and layout of my brain. There is nothing I wouldn't do to ensure her health, safety, stability and happiness. I have never loved anyone or anything like I love her. She is my number 1 priority at all times.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I love that my 2-6 games of wingspan per day have resulted in me being kind of interested in birds. I googled a description of a bird i saw flitting around in my backyard and was delighted to discover is was a dark eyed junco. (1wheat+1worm, tuck a card to gain an additional wheat, I think)
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can't believe how much more of today I have to experience. I just need to lie down for, like, 30 minutes please.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I've never had someone say something about me that was so true it felt like getting kicked in the solar plexus.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today's therapy session I cried so hard my therapist has to remind me they were still there. Phew.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Please don't tell your child that you're mourning because their transition killed the child you thought you had. Their transition is what brought your child to life.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Easiest choice to make, Chris Patterson of @arrogantworms.bsky.social has been my favourite bassist since I was 8.
Chris Patterson, a white man with short brown hair wearing a white long sleeve shirt under a blue sweater vest, black pants and blue sneakers jumps on a personal sized trampoline
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The best possible birthday present is the opportunity to play my gay disaster tiefling cleric again. (This is 2 months and 1 week from now) I am so excitedddddd 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I forgot about the lesbians in Peppa Pig, bless.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't usually like the autoplay thing Prime Video does, but today it has decided that the child and I should watch one Grinch movie after another and while not the right season, I'm not unhappy about this arrangement.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
People who cried reading the last Adventure Zone graphic novel: me 😭
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's very frustrating that someone else's careless mistake threw a wrench into my carefully planned and balanced budget. Hopefully next month it will be sorted out and I can pay back what I owe and replenish my savings. It's been a stressful summer.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't like being in the office on Friday :( :( :(
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My daughter and I have doctor's appointments (her in person, me on the phone) that are supposed to occur simultaneously. Wish me luck?
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Generally I am doing pretty good but then I have the errant thought that people out there in the world intentionally hurt babies and i cry about it at work for 5+ minutes.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shout out to my cool sleep brain who started having a stress dream and the pivoted so hard to "no actually, this dream is gonna be fine, here's your missing stuff"
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Today's beverage: Café Artigiano's Sea to Sky iced matcha latte. Delicious! An iced matcha latte with a sweet and savory rosemary syrup. Maybe could have used a little more stirring before consumption but gosh, deeeeeelightful. 9/10
An iced matcha latte, text on the cup reads "beautiful ingredients make beautiful things"
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Endless Dungeon show was hilarious and wonderful, I want to lock Brennan Lee Mulligan's brain. Special thanks to the girls giving out and cards!
An art card of Jacob Wysocki from Make Some Noise with the words YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY written on it.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Can't tell if I'm feeling cute or feeling ridiculous, but I put some effort into my look and I am outside. Half the battle completed.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Alright, booked my birthday tattoo! Nothing says birthday like getting repeatedly stabbed for a couple hours.
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Coffeemancer Vanvidum @vanvidum.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Let them fight" meme, except reading "Let them fuck."
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And like, not to say that people in my life don't like me, or like me enough, whatever that means. Just that I feel things stupidly intensely and I have zero expectations on others to do the same.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Genuinely though, people not liking me as much as I like them is what I'm most familiar and comfortable with.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Relationship goal: you will eat the other half of the avocado
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Like, it was to opposite of having a nightmare so scary it wakes you up. A dream so nice that the force of happiness my brain popped off woke me right up. And i had to take a minute to recalibrate with reality and remember it was not real and it didn't actually happen. Admittedly, a bummer.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Today's message from my subconscious sleep brain is that apparently not being in charge and not making decisions and having nice things and situations just handed to me (in the most casual damn way) makes, like, all of the happy fireworks for off in my brain. Like damn.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oooh, am fully different song is stuck in my head today. Please enjoy the four lines of Wicked Game that my brain remembers.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My subconscious dream brain was a complete perk last night. I didn't think I would miss the dreams where I died every night, but damn, those hurt my feelings less.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In my robot learning to feel era, my alien missing their home planet epoch, my program gaining sentience period.
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Apoxon @apoxonindustries.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
To be completely clear: AI slop is slop. It's landfill-core. It's a reanimated corpse attempting to speak to us with the voices of stolen creativity, personality, and joy. It's a soulless affront to one of the best aspects of humanity, and I do my utmost to avoid participating in its use.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Got the child into the 9-930 swimming lessons and the 930-10 swimming lessons which might be enough swimming to keep her happy.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 27/08/2026
anti fun havers dni. joy minimizers dni. whimsy phobes dni.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Survived the fire drill. Now to survive the revenge from my knees after dragging them down 20 flights of stairs.
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dog with caterpillar
Drawing of a puppy and a caterpillar with the caption; "You can't hate yourself into a better version"
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am reading this to the tune of the Muppet Show theme.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The mermaid coffee shop has brought the Seasonal Beverage back so Halloween season is now officially started, hooray.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Despite the panic, the unpleasantness, the tears, I'm feeling really loved and cared for tonight. Real get loved nerd vibes.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I hope someday I own a brain that doesn't cry when people are kind to me.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I am finally watching Conclave. Oh my goodness, it's SO GOOD. The gasps I have gasped. The screams I have swallowed because it's the middle of the night. Ahhhhhhhhh.
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skinslip is already a spooky name @skinslip.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Just read the best quote: "People who gripe about seeing the zipper on Godzilla's suit don't deserve art"
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Two songs are in my head, fighting for dominance. Dueling banjos except it's a toy commercial and goddamn S Club AGAIN. I didn't even listen to that band, why is this song so firmly in my brain meats?
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My Big Boss bought me a coffee which I dumped ice and then diet coke in and I have recreated 2006's Coke Black.
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My fabric for [SEWING PROJECT] has finally finally shipped!! I can't wait! Now I gotta find my elastic again 🥲 but I can't wait to get started on [SEWING PROJECT]!
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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am insanely good at three things: 1. Remembering song lyrics 2. Compartmentalization. 3. Nursing an iced coffee for so long it becomes two meals.
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