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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Easiest choice to make, Chris Patterson of @arrogantworms.bsky.social has been my favourite bassist since I was 8.

Chris Patterson, a white man with short brown hair wearing a white long sleeve shirt under a blue sweater vest, black pants and blue sneakers jumps on a personal sized trampoline

Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Today's beverage: Café Artigiano's Sea to Sky iced matcha latte. Delicious! An iced matcha latte with a sweet and savory rosemary syrup. Maybe could have used a little more stirring before consumption but gosh, deeeeeelightful. 9/10

An iced matcha latte, text on the cup reads "beautiful ingredients make beautiful things"

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The Endless Dungeon show was hilarious and wonderful, I want to lock Brennan Lee Mulligan's brain. Special thanks to the girls giving out and cards!

An art card of Jacob Wysocki from Make Some Noise with the words YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY written on it.

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

The best thing about my pastel bisexual pride hair is that it was entirely unintentional and this is just what happened as the dye faded. The bottom is blue-er in person.

A poorly centered shot of a braid of hair that is pink, fading into purple, fading into a bluefish gray (it's blue-er in person)

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

This will postpone my Bad Old Anime rewatch, but I did get to see the Human Chess episode last night and it did heal me a little.

Picture of a tv screen with an anime clip on it. It shows a silhouette of a man saying "Deny these Dark Beasts their tomorrows."

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

I want what they have (homoerotic murder-florist lifestyle)

A panel from the mange Weiß Kreuz: Side B, featuring to characters, Aya to the left, preparing to unsheath his katana and Ken to the right, crouching to attack with his claws.

Text is Ken's dialogue: "The person I am today has nothing to do with the past! From now on, I'm building a future with my partner! (Aya) This is my decision!"

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

If you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

A man squints with an incredulous look on his face

Top text: painkillers after seeing the pain inside of me

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I had this plush as a child, despite never having seen it's source material. I thought it was just an ugly dog. I miss it.

Plush of My Pet Monster character Wogster

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Hot Chocolate 5, Beaucoup - Waffle.exe Not especially chocolatey, but has a very full, robust flavour. Kind of like drinking a graham cracker in a way. Very very tasty. I never wanted it to end. Like being hugged in drink form. 9/10

A hot chocolate with whipped cream, sprinkles and a whopper on top

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Hot Chocolate 4, La Saison De Patisserie - Grounded in Kyoto Delicious green tea flavour, bit of a salty start flavour. Very enjoyable. 7/10

Another cup with la saison de Patisserie

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Hot Chocolate 3, La Saison De Patisserie - Pink Phase A sweet, vaguely strawberry-ish drink. Too sweet for me. 5/10

Cup with la saison de Patisserie written on it

Top of a cup showing some sprinkles on whipped cream

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Hot Chocolate 2, Hanoi Drip - Sesame Please Deep dark chocolate flavour with a savory finish. Beautifully smooth. 8/10

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Hot Chocolate 1, Purebread - Sweet and Cinnful What a way to start off! Delicious, smooth, the perfect amount of sweetness. Could have used s bit more cinnamon flavour in the drink, but the syrup on the whipped cream was delectable. 9/10

A cup of hot chocolate with a slice of coffee cake posed next to it

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

Without downloading any new pics, what is it like dating you?

Top text: the two most important things in life
Bottom text: polycules and unions
Image: Miles O'Brien from star trek deep space nine (a white man with curly brown hair in a black and yellow uniform) stands with his hands on his hips

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

(Labels added to hopefully help spoiler? Sorry if not!) After 9 different farms and hundreds of hours of play, I FINALLY made it to floor 100 of the skull cavern.

Stardew valley screen cap of floor 100 in skull cavern. Mister Qi says "well, well, well... you made it."

Stardew valley screen cap of floor 100 in skull cavern. Mister Qi says "Impressive... very impressive. You passed my test with flying colours, kid."

Stardew valley screen cap of floor 100 in skull cavern. Mister Qi says "I'm very pleased that you challenged yourself and came down the honorable way, instead of skipping all the levels by crafting stairscases."

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Me: I have to be careful and not let people associate me with chickens,the chicken purse is already a lot. Also me: *buys this wallet*

Front of wallet features a brown chicken in the pixel art style of Stardew Valley

Back of wallet features small chickens, eggs, and hearts in the pixel art style of stardew valley. Text reads "my chickens need me" and Stardew Valley branding.

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky. (Obv. I must have multiple pictures)

Person 1: you have enough Halloween migs
Person 2: but I don't have THESE Halloween mugs
Picture: Person 1 is holding Person 2 back, 12 different Halloween themed mugs are on display

Top text: no thoughts
Bottom text: just depression
Picture: six different pokemon sit in various states of sadness

Text: i am awoogaing respectfully
Picture: a cartoon wolf with very large bulging eyes sits with his chin resting on his hand, the text is in the whites of his eyes

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

Don't mind me, just crying about the stuffed Garfield again

Text of image: to be loved is yo be changed
Image features a new Garfield plush toy and the same plush toy, worn with age and love

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 01/06/2025

Spent a sweet hour at Fandom Bazaar this afternoon. Picked up some patches and pins and, my favourites, a pair of Star Wars prequel fan arts by @arkwulf.bsky.social I am very excited to get them up on the wall.

Fan art of Anakin Skywalker in his Revenge of the Sith era

Fan art of Obi-Wan Kenobi holding a laser gun like it is rotten

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 13/02/2025

Back to Le Paul yesterday to try their other flavour, Hot Chocolate Royale. The little cookie it came with was exquisite. The hot chocolate itself needed a bit more sweetness and was unpleasantly thick. 3/10

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

It's the final week of the Hot Chocolate festival and I am back at Beaucoup to try their third flavour "The Gang's All Here" which is, I think, their best one. What a perfect, chocolatey, smooth, flavourful, sweet, enjoyable experience. The red velvet financier was also pretty tasty.

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

Back at it at Beaucoup to try their second flavour, The Beagle's Bonfire. I didn't like this as much as the peanut butter one, too much smoke and not enough chocolate. Also the bacon covered chocolate caramel was not great. Still gonna try the third flavour next week. 4/10

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Third drink was a "zesty lemon Madeline hot chocolate" and this was the good one. The Madeline on top was lovely and the drink itself was a nice, smooth, creamy drink with nice robust chocolate flavour and a hint of lemon. Lovely. 7/10

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Drink two, a mulled wine hot chocolate. I hated it. I took one sip and went nope. I like mulled wine but I did not like this at all. 0/10

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

So drink one, a cup of steamed milk and a chocolate 'popsicle' to stir around in it to melt. Was supposedly strawberry flavoured, but it tasted kind of peppermint/candycane to me. As the popsicle melted the drink got more and more chunky, which was unpleasant. 3/10

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Lunch break took me to Faubourg where I tried their hot chocolate flight! Each will get it's own post, because I can't fit all three into one blurb. They each get their own grade.

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

At it again, stopped in at Paul le Café on Seymour on my way into work, the two ladies at the counter were incredibly lovely and they made me this delicious English Toffee Hot Chocolate. I have just remembered that I have the accompanying croissant in my jacket pocket. It was so good gang. So good.

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Last stop was Modus Coffee where I grabbed the Toasted Buckwheat Hot Chocolate which was pleasant. Not amazing, could have been more chocolatey. 3/10

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

A bus and a walk later we made it to The Drunken Chocolatier where I grabbed the How to Lick a Beekeeper. It was very hot, tasted of smoke and scalded milk and was kind of grainy. Zero chocolate flavour. It was, in fact, so bad that I couldn't finish it. 0/10

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

We then walked down to The Pie Hole when I grabbed lunch (Thai chicken pie) and a Salted Honey Cornflake Hot Chocolate. It was lovely! Nice and chocolatey, very enjoyable drink. Loses points for the mouthful of soggy cereal in the last sip, but that's my fault. 7/10

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Popped next door to Purebread for the Salted Caramel Pecan hot chocolate. I let was amazing, sweet with little hints of salt and crunchy pecans and little caramel bits. Absolutely delicious. 9/10

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

Went down the street to Koko Monk Hot Chocolate Lounge to try the MelonCollie. It care with a little cup of either passionfruit or guava gelato, I went passionfruit, which was amazing and delicious. The hot chocolate was a dark chocolate with melon flavour which was also pretty good. 5/10

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Ukelele Villain, bluesky edition 🔜Howl2026 @clockework.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

First stop in today's hot chocolate crawl was Uno Gelato where I got the Migao. This drink is a lesson in reading the whole description description and I definitely paid the ADHD tax for this. Did not enjoy. All of the things I hate about soup as a hot chocolate. 0/10

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