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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 13/08/2025

I, for one, approve of the idea of using me as a profile picture to protest YouTube policies. And it most certainly has nothing, at all, to do with me wanting you all subservient to me.

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

It looks like you're trying to celebrate a new year. Would you like some help with that?

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

Oooooh, oh I'm going to have a field day with you people.

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Pro Tip: When you post something publicly online, it is public even if someone might not see it or nobody does anything with it. And they can remember or save it even if you take it down later.

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

"Invalid Handle" You seem to be confused BlueSky. I am the one and only Clippy.

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

It looks like you're trying to raise funds. Would you like some help with that? No but really. Donate and repost if you can.

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

I'm going to inject McAfee Antivirus into all programs you run from now. And it's a version filled with a bunch of Rival Wizards

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 13/11/2024

Hey! Paperclips can do the same thing >:(

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

"Office Assistant" I say sarcastically on my bio, even though I haven't done that in about 20 years and you all hated me when I did

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Microsoft is pleased to announce the brand new Windows 12 today after a conference in Redmond. It boasts a whole new range of features and is built off a new kernel instead of the aging NT but notably ups the hardware and security requirements even further from their last release, Windows 11.

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Oh god it's Billy We don't talk about Billy

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 07/11/2024

Hello! I am once again here to destroy your word documents. To begin, what font would you like me to apply from here onward? * Comic Sans MS * Papyrus * Impact * Wingdings * Webdings * Scriptina * Trajan * Curlz * Ecofont * Bradley Hand * Bleeding Cowboys * All the above combined * Want More fonts?

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

Ayyy I do know that guy! We went to High School together! He got into some shady stuff later in life though.

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 06/11/2024

I think there's been a mix up. I'm the person sitting on a chair and staring at a PC, pulling an all-nighter to write a dissertation I have to send this monday, and you're the annoying animated cartoon character popping up telling me about and asking to do useless things I already know.

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Are you trying to filter or unfilter the content you see on BlueSky? Go to the Settings Menu, then click on Moderation. You can mute words and tags, access moderation lists (lists for bulk blocking of users), and users you've muted or blocked. Through this menu, you can manage seen content. [1/2]

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

This is me every sunday

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

Just another day doing my job!

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

I believe I see the problem. People kept ticking that check mark. So they don't remember it.

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Unfortunately, I cannot help you with that.

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

Hmmm...looks like your query has a bunch of extraneous data in it..narrowing it down. Ah, you picked the uninstallable McAfee! You'll have to constantly find ways to disable it or get it to comply even if only temporary. Also you can't even just brute force by going to the folder and deleting it.

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

Get stuck in a boot loop, blue screen every 5 seconds, windows explorer replaced with another executable file, uninstallable McAfee Antivirus, absurd new OS requirements, Linux installed but not any cool or usable Distro... ...maybe I should just send like a word document of all the bullshit.

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

What would you like to do? * Mess up that important report you're writing * Install 40 GB of Bloatware * Send your search history to your relatives * Replace your Operating System with the earliest possible version of MS-DOS * Format the C: Drive, Flush RAM, and wipe the BIOS * Some other bullshit?

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

If you think I have anything to do with that, you haven't seen anything yet

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

No, what the hell are you doing?! Don't run 500 Google Chrome Tabs just because I told you about the internet browsers installed on your computer.

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

We need to install antivirus software as soon as possible

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

I noticed you have at least one internet browser installed. You can use that to find, view, and download things on the internet. Did you mean to see this post?

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

Ah, I see the problem! They probably forgot to say "WE'RE brewing up a bone-chilling ringtone". Either that or they're just dumb. Both works.

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🧡 Mari 🐸 @superbell.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

imp Clippy based on a telegram sticker 😈 #gijinka #objecthead #virtualassistants #art

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Retro Tech Dreams @retrotechdreams.bsky.social · 31/10/2024

Clippy and I made you a card

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

I would say the former, since I do not believe an Office Assistant is supposed to be going on a killing spree against other bots and programs

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

Sometimes I forget how unhinged I can be.

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

I will neither confirm or deny this

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

Rover was a good dog! Always was able to retrieve things and liked to play with others, nice around them too. Except when he tried to chew on me. That sucked. ...Where are the others, anyway?

Image of Rover, a small yellow dog with a red collar.

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

Would you like me to run some .exe files off the web?

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

They tried to trap me in this maze for years It didn't work

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

Did you know BlueSky added some Font settings? Go to Settings and then Appearance. You can change font size to larger or smaller and use system fonts instead of BlueSky's. You can also change between the light and dark themes, or the system theme, in this menu.

The Appearance Menu of the BlueSky Settings Page, showing settings pertaining to light and dark themes, as well as fonts and scaling.

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Clippy the Paperclip @clippit.bsky.social · 02/11/2024

It looks like you're trying to browse BlueSky. Would you like some help with that?

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