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Clint Fern

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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sorry, too busy rinsing my eyes in bleach to take up your offer.
A ticker banner which reads

"BREAKING Watch Stuff's new Polls Apart with Verity Johnson and Damien Grant"
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A parody of the Mr Man book Mr Greedy with the face of Christopher Luxon superimposed onto the character.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thanks to @discovery-process.bsky.social I think that a set of coalition hoardings are in a non-compliant place on State Highway 6, north Nelson. So I've sent an email to environmentalplanning@nzta.govt.nz to see if they'll sort it out. These ones look to me break a number of rules - (1/2)
A group of 3 very ugly election hoardings placed in contravention of rules.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Winston calling the Nats beneficiary drug testing policy "a step towards fascism" is a wee bit surprising.
The worst person you know has a good perspective on a single issue
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Principal Skinner meme with David Seymour's horrific face on it. The caption reads

"Am I out of touch?"
"No, it's the children who should be at school in the holidays"
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dottie enjoying the sunny day
A whippet / collie x rolling on a lawn
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tamatha's commentary makes the Brentness of the video bareable.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Following @nzkatya.bsky.social 's Luxon ice cream post here's a group of them to be astounded by how bad he looks in them. Was it organised by someone to make him look bad? "Bonus" shot of the country's worst person scooping gelato.
Christopher Luxon not being able to eat a gelato in a normal manner, surrounded by people who appear to be taking care of him as he looks lost. Christopher Luxon trying to comprehend what a gelato is.Luxon trying to eat a gelato. His eyes look shot and he is wearing a baseball cap that is about two sizes too big for his head for an unknown reason.Total sociopath David Seymour scooping gelato into a cone whilst wearing an over sized bucket hat.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula 🦇
A photo of undead cabinet minister Brooke Van Velden
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This boy's reaction to Luxon says it all.
A poor young boy utterly bored with the desperate antics of Christopher Luxon aged 13 3/4.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm struggling to know what 3 thumbs up means. Also what's with the weird stare?
Professional weirdo Christopher Luxon putting 3 thumbs up and staring at a man in a very odd way.

Photo credit Bruce McKay/The Post
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes, but unfortunately their orders all came back wrong.
The worst ever McDonalds employee Christopher Luxon
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Co board member Joyce has a bit of history with Hager. Here's his mentions in the Hollow Men.
A clip of the index of The Hollow Men by Nicky Hager
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Back from town with the two new books of the week. Good luck with the launch @brannavan.bsky.social
The spines of two books.

UXO by Brannavan Gnanalingam
Dirty Work by Nicky Hager
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Only one?
Superannuated celebrity racist Don Brash posing for god knows what reason with his shirt unbuttoned.

There is an inset picture of Diane Calvert who he had an affair with and who is now married to another superannuated racist Paul Henry.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Landlord loving 'leaders'
A pastiche of the film Dumb & Dumber with the two Chrises Luxon and Hipkins with the title Dud and Dudder.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Looking after Dottie the dog a few days this week
Dottie a collie whippet x with some poplar trees in the backgroundDottie the dog with a stickDottie playing with a large stickDottie the dog fetching a large stick.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
At last some self awareness from the far right numpty party.
Screenshot of a headline which says "ACT says it's 'crazy and unworkable'"
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here it is with alt text.
"We're not a poor country, but we absolutely make poor choices when it comes to spending. 
Let me give you a very brief example. Boot camps. 
The first round of boot camps cost $4.1 million for ten children. That's $410,000 per child. For that money, let's assume they lived in Palmerston North. 
I could pick them up in Palmerston North in a limousine. I could drive them to Wellington Airport. I could fly them first class, Air New Zealand, Cathay Pacific, to London. 
In London, I could pick them up in another limousine, Rolls-Royce Wraith II if you must, and drive them to Windsor. 
At Windsor, I could drop them off at Eton private school. I could pay for an entire year at Eton and give them $1,000 a week in spending money. 
At the end of the year, I could pick them up in the limousine, fly them first class all the way back to Wellington, drive them home to Palmerston North, and then hand them a cheque for $125,000. 
And we'd still be better off. 
We make poor choices.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A still from In The Mood For Love by Wong Kar-Wai
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Carpool Coalition without visiting Meta
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
More of these characters is always good. Here's how they probably won't be raised anymore, from suburban Nelson in 2008.
Four Kākāpō chicks in a play den.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm not buying that they're rare at all. I once saw four of them in a suburban house in Nelson.
Four Kākāpō chicks in an enclosure.

Part of the 2008 breeding season.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Bonus round Date yourself with a snap of your first handheld gaming device
A picture of the Nintendo Game & Watch, Donkey Kong Jr
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The face of someone who thinks that food is not an essential item but her $1000 a week accommodation allowance which she claims for a house she owns is. Is evil too strong a term for her?
The utterly corrupt and morally bankrupt politician, Louise Upston.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Date yourself with a snap of your first-ever computer.
A photograph of a very old home computer from the early 80s, a Texas Instruments TI-99/4A.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The foreign affairs minister, Teddy Boy Locsin, has some pretty dodgy views including (from his wiki page); "Nazis were not all wrong" "rape is .. not a heinous crime" in response to Palestinian stone-throwing, Locsin tweeted "That's why Palestinian children should be killed" Nice company.
A photo of a meeting between Philippine Foreign Affairs Secretary Teddy Boy Locsin and Simon Bridges.

Pictured l-r at top
Teddy Boy Locsin, Simon Bridges, NZ Ambassador to the Philippines David Strachan, Gerry Brownlee.
Back of heads nearest camera are Paola Garcia and Mark Mitchell
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Cough.
A photo of Mark Mitchell and Christopher Luxon
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"We thought it was a Sontaran trying to take over the plane. It turned out to be the PM of New Zealand trying to bludge his way to a National Party fundraiser".
Christopher Luxon pictured being removed from a US Air Force flight.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Stuff making some interesting picture choices here. They wany membership of the haters club @dimsie.bsky.social @foxylustygrover.bsky.social
A sequence of unflattering images of Chris Luxon as he gurns on hearing of Winston's latest sideswipe.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Stuff poll not going well for what Luxon's trying to sell.
A screenshot of a poll from the Stuff website. It shows 88% of people don't believe Luxon on the Penk solo issue compared to 8% who do and Don't know 4%
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Here it is without visiting Meta (courtesy of Chur Ma Bro fdown.net)
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Unable or unwilling to count?
A news ticker with the text

BREAKING PM Luxon says he doesn't know the numbers in yesterday's confidende vote.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
The National Party's current supposed Mr Fixit is old Dulboot Bishop, a man that has failed in numerous coup attempts. Stick to the gutter Chris.
A disconsolate Chris Bishop looking at his phone while sat in a gutter in the grounds of parliament.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Erika slowly realising who is going to be shot at dawn.
Erika Stanford realising the consequences of her failed coup.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Luxon has assembled his caucus backers.
A picture of Christopher Luxon sat all alone in a sports arena.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A picture of Christopher Luxon in a coffin being carried by Andrew Bayly, Smeagol Brown & Paul Goldsmith. An ecstatic Chris Bishop walks behind.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
An election message.

It reads "Don't vote for the Coalition of

Useless Numpties (with a photo of Chris Luxon and Nicola Willis)

Tossers & (with a photo of Shame Jones and a racist old man)

Shits (with a photo of Paul Henry and David Seymour)
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Numpty Grumpty sat on a wall. Numpty Grumpty had a great fall. All the bishop’s horses and all the bishops’s men couldn’t be bothered to put Gumpty together again.
A picture of Numpty Grumpty aka Christrougher Luxon.

It is his actual face grimacing on top of the puppet in the Backbencher pub in Wellington.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy with Act down at 5% and Nats at 8%. The NZF alignments are smashing the gentailers & the sovereign wealth fund so I can cope with that. whichparty.nz
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Just got this piece of pottery from French friends. Anyone got any ideas what it is, before I have to ask the sender. #pottery
Le Parc pottery from France.

A triangular dish and a half globe with a triangular hole in it.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
As racist as Goldsmith As crooked as Shane As creepily inappropriate at snapchatting young girls as Seymour Bishop is in no way any better than the others. Time for him to be fired by cannon back to the gutter where he belongs.
Loudmouthed dickhead Chris Bishop sitting in a gutter in the grounds of parliament planning.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Winston Peters in an auditorium with panels either side of him that read "Captain" and "Cooker".

Apologies to the Mussel Inn and their very fine manuka flavoured beer.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sam feeding Rainbow Lorikeets from his tiktok. June this year.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
For some reason 'that' Luxon image is giving me these vibes. I name the piece American Wannabe Gothic
A pastiche of the painting American Gothic with the grinning visages of Christopher and Amanda Luxon replacing the originals.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Got a leaked excerpt from Bishop's own copy.
A supposed copy of Chris Bishop's Roads of National Party Significance document with various crossing outs and deletions.
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Clint Fern @clintfern.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Spot the difference
Rob Muldoon mowing his lawnLuxon in his backyard wanting a robot mower.
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