Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Legit question for suburban Atlantans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral Waymos that run into my cul-de-sac within 3-5 mins while my small kids play? 251
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Also our new space station is fully operational and on its way to Alderaan 050
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I have a joke about the Winchester House but I’m afraid to stop working on it 020
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 16/03/2026Frickin Shakespeare, inventing introspection along with everything else 030
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Singing “post hoc / proctor hoc” to the tune of Hey There / Georgy Girl and going insane. Not sure if these things are related. 020
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026It doesn’t count as political unless the chyron says POLITICS 030
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 08/02/2026One more for the list of People Whose Opinions I Can Disregard 030
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 09/01/2026A Chevy Malibu with dead aliens in the trunk will return in Avengers: Doomsday 030
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Explaining the song YYZ to my thoroughly uninterested children 020
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 25/12/2025And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed. 020
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Gold is a bad standard. How do we measure its worth? Just by the pleasure it gives here on earth? #economy #burl 020
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Looking forward the Canadian spinoff IT: Welcome to Dary #letterkenny 020
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Nerd Christmas is 2/17/27 gizmodo.com/star-wars-or...gizmodo.comIt's Official: The Original Theatrical Cut of 'Star Wars' Is Coming Back to TheatersLucasfilm is celebrating the film's 50th anniversary on February 17, 2027, in the best possible way. 020
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Any movie where the plot covers a year or more is at least partly a Christmas movie 020
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Time for the Christmas album with the best ever title 020
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 23/11/2025One Saturday I took a walk to Zipperhead I met a girl there, and she almost knocked me dead 020
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Supernatural had an in-universe show like that called Ghostfacers. 120
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 25/09/2025CHOTINER: Then Kint left. KUJAN: We were done, his bail was paid. CHOTINER: Then you started to look around the office. KUJAN: Some of the names and places he mentioned were on the corkboard, the mug. At first I thought, what a funny coincidence. CHOTINER: Was it a coincidence? KUJAN: … no 0190
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 06/09/2025If you see this, repost with a vampire that’s not Dracula 030
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Bare minimum for holding a conversation: nouns, verbs, articles, prepositions, probably pronouns. Adjectives and adverbs helpful, but not required. 020
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 11/07/2025If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers. 020
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 09/07/2025The guy in the song: [walks 500 miles, walks 500 more] Next day, his AppleWatch: Keep it going 010
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Luke and Leia being played by siblings really should have tipped us off 000
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 05/05/2025Actual thing I just said to my children: That is NOT how the Macarena goes! 110
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Legally required to document this Wordle 1,389 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 100
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025It’s like raaain on your wedding day It’s a Slayer shirt on an Easter sale 010
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 25/12/2024My children are learning it as “deck the halls with Lauren Holly” and I will NOT apologize 120
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 18/12/2024The sacking of Londinium by Boudicca, Queen of the Iceni. 020
Reposted by Chris LindsayColin Smith @colinsmith.bsky.social · 05/12/2024And then there was the day in 1977 when Rob Halford of Judas Priest ran into Christopher Reeve during the filming of Superman The Motion Picture. What I love most about this is that Reeve sounds exactly like I’d hope Superman himself would. (From Halford’s memoir “Confess”.) 352163190
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Public Enemy: hear the drummer get wicked The Drummer: oh it’s sort of a love story between these two witches 010
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Roman Numeral pizza, available in 4 sizes: small, 1,000, 50, and 40 010
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 03/11/2024Happy Sunday to everyone, but especially to the guy in the grey sweatsuit on the motorcycle in the Circus Liquor parking lot at noon, chasing a mini bottle of something with a swig of red Gatorade. Just make it to sundown, brother, you got this. 010
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 11/12/2023Dreamed about a cover band called Jackson Hole that did Jackson Browne songs in the style of Hole and vice versa 010
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 15/11/2023I will go see Napoleon IF & ONLY IF ABBA’s Waterloo plays over the end credits 110
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 14/10/2023“Wait, who?” - me, failing to get a reference literally 10 seconds into a conversation with any of the people on Billions 020
Chris Lindsay @clindz.bsky.social · 10/10/20238 year old just told me she thought the expression was “as ready as a lever be” meaning a lever is always ready to do what it’s supposed to do 050
