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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is so disappointing because I honestly thought Gingrich was dead.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I really don’t like Acuna to the point I’d stop watching the Phillies if he joined the team.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Getting a run plus Sale going over 20 pitches in the first inning is huge. Go ahead Sale, throw 100 a few more times.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I don’t think the universe wants the Phillies in the playoffs. I don’t think I’d want to be at CBP if they’re about to clinch because an asteroid might level the whole broad st area to keep them out.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

People hear him speak and still they support him. We are truly living in a stupid era.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

He’d look at my Kia Sportage and ask what happened to the t-top Camaro. He’d be disappointed in my wheels but impressed that I found and kept a wife. He’d really hate the car though.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Andrew Painter seems like he’s gaining confidence every inning. He’ll soon be the best 5th starter in the league. I hope.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I hate tv shows involving high stress restaurant kitchens, gambling despite gambling addiction and seeing fingers get forcibly removed. I watched the first 2 episodes of such a show tonight because someone recommended it to my wife. I hope for nothing good for that person.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Pimpin’ a HR is easy for Sosa and also necessary.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

For this season of Reacher, more than anything else, I want Mare of Easttown to make a crossover appearance. Reacher and Mare would have the most awkward conversation ever.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Cal Raleigh and Weston Wilson trying to out-petulant each other on called third strike reactions

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Did Kruk and TMac set a quota for saying shocker tonight?

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Shoutout to the guy in the background behind Stott in the New York Sucks t-shirt. You had a message to put out and you did it.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I thought for sure they’d interview the guy who got his first MLB win.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I can’t speak for anybody else, but I’ve always loved and supported Alec Bohm.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Per my facebook memories, I guess I saw Three Dig Night 17 years ago today. I have no memories of seeing Three Dog Night. Ever. I haven’t consumed anything illegal at a concert in a long, long time. I guess aging is the best drug.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

The owner of the account with this avatar has already blocked his coronary arteries.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

If I hang a brisket from my tree at 9 AM, how many hours will it take to fully smoke it?

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

When I went through the MEPS and had to drop my shorts and bend over so the Dr could look at my butthole, the doctor said that this was the worst part of both of our days. I feel like that wasn’t the worst part but instead maybe the highlight of Hegseth’s day.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

The passing of Lindsey Graham makes me sad because South Carolina is one of the few states that could go out and find a worse replacement than him.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

@franksantopadre.bsky.social @funforallages.bsky.social 12 years ago yesterday I finally saw my favorite comedian live. You’d posted 3 eps of the podcast and when I told him I loved the show he said incredulously ‘you listen to that?’. He was shocked and truly one of a kind.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Kruk looks like he would rather not be wearing that suit.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

My wife and I had Book of Mormon seats tonight behind a very old couple who wasn’t at all prepared for the clit, baby and frog jokes. The old man finally turned his hearing aids off and fell asleep. His wife though stayed awake and offended and is probably writing a letter to the editor right now.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

So Gaffigan can get a few more miles of material out of Hot Pockets.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

That Marchan throw was something special.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

Smile if you love children…just a little too much.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

Adolis has arrived to the party

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Begrudgingly went to a food truck fest with my family and didn’t see anything worthwhile until I found a soul food truck from Cleveland and finally got to try this hot mess called a ‘polish boy’. I won’t put it above most cheesesteaks in Philly but I’ll rate it higher than most everything else.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I’ve read before that money issues and infidelity are two of the biggest issues that lead to divorce among married couples. I have to think that tackling a home improvement project together , like spending Memorial Day weekend, refinishing hardwood floors, would have to make a top five list though.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

My daughter and her boyfriend drove down to Pittsburgh for the game tonight and I felt like a bad dad for saying ‘stay home, it’s Nola’ but they may have saved me.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

I’m torn between my pant size or naïveté.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

The 30 years ago me would still want that even though he’d know antibiotics were probably in the cards.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I’m going to be seriously irate if this guy gets a superpower and ends up hooking up with Mary Jane.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Ok, we need a few pictures of you standing unnaturally for the article. How’s this? Perfect darling, they’re really going to care about your plight now.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

My dad didn’t grow up around any black people. I think boot camp in 1966 was the first time he interacted with anyone who wasn’t white and Pa Dutch. In Vietnam though he served under a black Lt who my father respected and loved as if was his brother. If he was alive my dad would despise Hegseth.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

At a 7 year old’s birthday party, distracted by the boob lamp.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

If I got stuck as a family feud contestant and had to interact with Steve Harvey, I wouldn’t be able to pretend I was excited to play for 20k.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

We’re going to end up giving Ohio to Iran in a trade for 5 barrels of oil and glory hole sofa.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

In 1981 my family drove from central Pa to Oceanside California in a huge Chevy station wagon complete with the wood grain sides. 5 days cross country because my grandma was along and couldn’t handle too much of a ride each day.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

Sometimes I’ll be in public and I’ll think about this clip and actually laugh out loud.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I’ve seen Sinners and…..Sinners and I want Sinners to win everything.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

A best casting Oscar is wayyy overdue

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

So Kristi Noemi’s now an…..agent of shield. Can she be retroactively cancelled like the show?

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

This administration has consistently made decisions that are intended to bring about human deaths. They want a rapid decline in population worldwide and they’re trying hard to achieve that goal.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I just watched someone driving an out of town car with a ‘Aldean Try that in a small town’ window sticker cross left over 3 lanes and almost wreck 3 cars. MF I grew up in a much smaller town than fucking Aldean and I can’t even begin to tell you the shit I’d like to try.

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Cliff D @cliffdressler.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

Sweet Jesus, Trump raped Josh Hawley? Why when Hawley would have given it up willingly?

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