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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
MarkWayneJimmyBillyBob can't tie his shoes without watching a YouTube video first showing how it is done.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The CNN reporter should be taken to task for calling this "hearing officer" a "judge." He isn't an Article III judge with constitutional protections of neutrality; he's an employee of the agency tasked to deport as many people as possible. He should also be named. What kind of monster would do this?
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He didn't overstay his visa. He had been paroled into the United States during the pendency of his asylum petition and had been given a work permit until his asylum case was decided. So, frankly, he was in the United States legally.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Last time it was that low was late 2003.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The last time this colossal dope and total wanker was in a grocery store was a quarter-century ago if that's what he thinks is the cost of ground beef.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
MarkWayneJimBillyBob has to watch a Youtube video every time he ties his shoes to remind him how to do it.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We should be deeply ashamed of ourselves.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Sophie's Choice.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Shorter Brett Stephens: We need to apologize to white guys who got in trouble for using the N word. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/18/o...
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
How much bear grease has Whisky Pete slathered into his oily locks??
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Why listen to an actual doctor when you can follow the advice of a guy without even a graduate degree makeup shit about medicine and vaccines?
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Douthat "can't tell who are the bad guys and who are the good guys." "Corrupt and bullying and destabilizing [and] has rewarded hacks and cronies" vs "rewrite the federal budget" to give food and health care to poor people. If you can't tell which of these is good, you're a bad guy.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Jared has said a lot of stupid and ignorant things. The only thing he's ever said that's really true is "I'm all ears!"
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What a moron. They're plantains. Look at the ends.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hassett hat ein richtiges Backpfeifengesicht. (Hassett has a face that really deserves getting punched) (Backpfeifengesicht is the greatest compound noun in ANY language and Hassett's picture should be included with any dictionary definition)
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A brilliantly readable translation and her lengthy foreword is an indispensible introduction to the work, its sources, its creation and its meaning
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Toy Monkey Playing Cymbals
ALT: Toy Monkey Playing Cymbals
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The biggest historicity problem with Nolan's Odyssey is that movie cameras, film and microphones didn't exist in Homer's day. Further, the ancient Greeks did NOT speak English. Also Matt Damon had not been born yet.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
An outstanding rendition of Puccini's Visi Barky from his opera Dogsca.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Oh, the irony of a guy who took a $50k illegal bribe saying that people should "just comply with the law."
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A wonderful poem but hard to tell what's going on from this excerpt. The poet lost his inspiration when he rhymed the word imprimé (which Corbière actually does in the poem: rimé). He asks a neighbor to lend her name to him to rhyme which she does and then denigrates him by ordering him to sing
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Your grandmother "passes away" peacefully in her sleep at age 90. You "die" when you're murdered on the street by an ICE goon.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Your grandmother "passes away" peacefully in her sleep at age 90. You "die" when you're murdered in the street by an ICE goon.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
A bunch of morons who couldn't pass a mall cop test have been given license to kill brown people in cars and then lie about it. Oh, and if I shot in the face the driver of every car headed "in my direction," I'd be serving several thousand concurrent life sentences if not more.
pressherald.com
Live updates: Biddeford shooting victim was not ICE’s intended target, officials say
Protests are growing after a man identified as a 26-year-old from Colombia was fatally shot. Immigration advocates say he was authorized to work in the U.S.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The best way to get people to forget about high gas prices because of his dumbass war against Iran is to have a bunch of fuel inefficient vehicles speeding around DC streets.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
The co-author, T. Elliott Gaiser, J.D., Esq., Douchenoodle, was a key player in the Trumpista effort to overturn 2020. His law school needs to call him and ask for its degree back. That the SlopPo would platform him to discuss legal matters proves how low that once-great paper has sunk
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This broke my heart. Who are we? How can we do such things? How can we claim to be "exceptional" unless that means exceptionally lawless and immoral??
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I can't resist pointing out that this character's name -- Poilièvre -- means "Fur rabbit" or "Fur hare" in French. Just in case you thought a guy dressed like a tea kettle cozy could not be more ridiculous.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It really needs to be pointed out that this guys name -- Poil lièvre -- is French for "fur rabbit." Just so you realize that dressing up like a tea kettle cozy is not the most ridiculous thing about him.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Trump, last night, said at the soon-to-be-renamed Mount Trumpmore, that if the SAVE Act is passed, the GOP is "not going to lose an election for 100 years." A century of one party rule is Sleepy Don's wish on the 250th Anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. Happy 4th, everyone!
theguardian.com
Trump launches America’s 250th birthday celebrations with partisan attack
In a speech at Mount Rushmore, the US president claimed a resurgent ‘communist menace’ posed a severe threat to the country
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
And you have to listen to him giving one of his bizarre speeches for an hour or two before the fireworks if you try to watch the fireworks on the mall. I was on the mall for the Bicentennial fireworks and, my, how things have changed!
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Because it makes the liberals cry . . .
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Actually he's referring to his chat with an AI Teddy Roosevelt bot in the library. He's still demented but this isn't evidence.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
With all this talk now about the need for immigrants to assimilate, if the Mexicans had assimilated you'd be eating at Meat Loaf Bell instead of Taco Bell; Chipotle would be renamed Miracle Whip Cafe and it's best selling item would be PB&J on Wonder Bread.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Not too long from now they'll be passing legislation for women arriving from s-hole countries to be sterilized on arrival.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
We're better off with Haitian health care workers than Cockney muckrakers.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Uh huh. Because there are images coming out of NYC showing city goon squads kidnapping and shooting people, Jews being packed into freight cars, and NYC troops invading New Jersey
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Haitian health care workers do more for this country than this worthless waste of oxygen who only contributes bile, hatred and stupidity.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Er, not just "many" people but the entire universe either knows or doesn't know it ends in "b". He's totally lost it.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
That tune is even more annoying than Baby Shark.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
According to the DOJ, actions that are not facially race-based and have an adverse impact on black people do not violate the Civil Rights Act. However if they have an adverse impact on white people, they do violate the act. thecollegeinvestor.com/82214/doj-fi...
thecollegeinvestor.com
Justice Department: UC Davis Med School Used "Davis Scale" To Skirt Affirmative Action Ban
DOJ finds UC Davis School of Medicine discriminated by race in admissions, violating the 2023 SFFA ruling. Settlement talks or a lawsuit could follow.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Fifteen months later . . .
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
One measure of personal success is that you have lived your life such that there are not multiple live streams for eager audiences to watch your name being ripped off a building. ht
youtube.com
LIVE: Crews spotted at Kennedy Center as name removal deadline approaches
YouTube video by WUSA9
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
paywall
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Sleepy Don says the 2030 foot long Reflecting Pool is the longest in the world by 3 or 4 times. Nope, dope -- San Alfonso del Mar (Algarrobo, Chile) Length: 3,324 feet; Citystars Sharm El Sheikh (Sharm El Sheikh, Egypt) Length: 2,428 feet; MahaSamutr Lagoon (Hua Hin, Thailand) Length: 2,624 feet.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Sleepy Don says the 2030 foot long Reflecting Pool is the longest in the world by 3 or 4 times. Nope. San Alfonso del Mar (Algarrobo, Chile) Length: 3,324 feet; Citystars Sharm El Sheikh (Sharm El Sheikh, Egypt) Length: 2,428 feet; MahaSamutr Lagoon (Hua Hin, Thailand) Length: 2,624 feet.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If he doesn't like being called a Nazi, he should stop acting like one.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
He can't even get this story right. The Eiffel Tower was not meant to come down immediately after the Exposition. Eiffel had a twenty-year land lease allowing him to continue to operate and profit from the tower for 20 years after the Exposition. Moron.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Saying that what they released were "results" is like saying Gone With The Wind is the Civil War.
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clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Calling Steve Miller an ugly fuck is unfair . . . and needlessly insulting to all the other poor ugly fucks in the world.
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