clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Shorter Brett Stephens: We need to apologize to white guys who got in trouble for using the N word. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/18/o... 010
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Douthat "can't tell who are the bad guys and who are the good guys." "Corrupt and bullying and destabilizing [and] has rewarded hacks and cronies" vs "rewrite the federal budget" to give food and health care to poor people. If you can't tell which of these is good, you're a bad guy. 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The biggest historicity problem with Nolan's Odyssey is that movie cameras, film and microphones didn't exist in Homer's day. Further, the ancient Greeks did NOT speak English. Also Matt Damon had not been born yet. 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 13/07/2026A bunch of morons who couldn't pass a mall cop test have been given license to kill brown people in cars and then lie about it. Oh, and if I shot in the face the driver of every car headed "in my direction," I'd be serving several thousand concurrent life sentences if not more.pressherald.comLive updates: Biddeford shooting victim was not ICE’s intended target, officials sayProtests are growing after a man identified as a 26-year-old from Colombia was fatally shot. Immigration advocates say he was authorized to work in the U.S. 001
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Trump, last night, said at the soon-to-be-renamed Mount Trumpmore, that if the SAVE Act is passed, the GOP is "not going to lose an election for 100 years." A century of one party rule is Sleepy Don's wish on the 250th Anniversary of the Declaration of Independence. Happy 4th, everyone!theguardian.comTrump launches America’s 250th birthday celebrations with partisan attackIn a speech at Mount Rushmore, the US president claimed a resurgent ‘communist menace’ posed a severe threat to the country 1104
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 01/07/2026With all this talk now about the need for immigrants to assimilate, if the Mexicans had assimilated you'd be eating at Meat Loaf Bell instead of Taco Bell; Chipotle would be renamed Miracle Whip Cafe and it's best selling item would be PB&J on Wonder Bread. 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 18/06/2026According to the DOJ, actions that are not facially race-based and have an adverse impact on black people do not violate the Civil Rights Act. However if they have an adverse impact on white people, they do violate the act. thecollegeinvestor.com/82214/doj-fi...thecollegeinvestor.comJustice Department: UC Davis Med School Used "Davis Scale" To Skirt Affirmative Action BanDOJ finds UC Davis School of Medicine discriminated by race in admissions, violating the 2023 SFFA ruling. Settlement talks or a lawsuit could follow. 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 12/06/2026One measure of personal success is that you have lived your life such that there are not multiple live streams for eager audiences to watch your name being ripped off a building. htyoutube.comLIVE: Crews spotted at Kennedy Center as name removal deadline approachesYouTube video by WUSA9 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Sleepy Don says the 2030 foot long Reflecting Pool is the longest in the world by 3 or 4 times. Nope, dope -- San Alfonso del Mar (Algarrobo, Chile) Length: 3,324 feet; Citystars Sharm El Sheikh (Sharm El Sheikh, Egypt) Length: 2,428 feet; MahaSamutr Lagoon (Hua Hin, Thailand) Length: 2,624 feet. 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 27/05/2026OK, so let me get this straight. Paxton thinks God has boy bits. He also presumably believes that God is omnipresent, which means Mr. God is in every women's bathroom in violation of the Fifth (or Sixth?) commandment that "thou shalt not enter a female restroom unless thou art verily a female." 011
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Today's most shocking headline: "Trump and His Advisers Clearly Haven't Actually Read Thucydides." Ya think? Who'd have guessed?nytimes.comOpinion | Trump and His Advisers Clearly Haven’t Actually Read Thucydides 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Well now we know that Blanche only eats at titty bars. 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 22/04/2026In yesterday's DOJ presser, Kashyap said he was never locked out of his work computer, directly contradicting his defamation lawsuit against the Atlantic which said he had a "routine technical problem" logging in. It's hard to keep track of things when you are still lit up from the night before. 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Kashyapyap's sad-sack lawyer refers in the complaint against the Atlantic to Kashyapyap's "alleged alcohol consumption." Uh huh. Sure. He's never touched a drop of the stuff. Here's the complaint: storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Apparently people, including Christopher Nolan, are unaware that the Odyssey is not the source of the Trojan Horse story, although it is briefly referenced in the poem as a past event. The story as we know it comes from the Aeneid.hollywoodreporter.comChristopher Nolan Debuts Epic New Footage From ‘The Odyssey,’ Including Trojan Horse SequenceThe filmmaker appeared at CinemaCon to promote his anticipated follow-up to 'Oppenheimer.' 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 16/04/2026JD Vance telling the Pope to be careful when talking about theology is sort of like "Clavicular" telling Professor Tribe to be careful when talking about constitutional law. 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 14/04/2026Worst of the worst violent French grandmother dragged off in chains by ICE before she could force innocent Americans to eat coq au vin and tarte tatin. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...theguardian.comFrench woman, 86, held by ICE after moving to US to marry 1950s sweetheartThe family of Marie-Thérèse, from Brittany, fear for her health after she was cuffed and placed in a detention centre 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Republicans mull killing more Americans in order to have the money to kill more Iraniansaxios.comGOP weighs health care cuts to pay for Iran warNew efforts to rein in health programs open the GOP up to attacks that they're cutting health care to pay for an unpopular war. 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Anti-vax douche and 4-time Golden Razzie nominee Rob Schneider is calling for universal military service for every American at age 18. The closest Schneider ever got to military service himself is watching war movies on PPV and reruns of Hogan's Heroes. www.the-independent.com/arts-enterta...the-independent.comRob Schneider calls to ‘restore the military draft’ in the US amid war with Iran‘The Hot Chick’ star says ‘every American’ should serve two years in the military once they reach 18 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Trump: "The Public is loving ICE . . . The are Great American Patriots, they just happen to have much larger, and harder muscles than most -- which is what they are supposed to have. bsky.app/profile/atru... 001
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Marco Rubio pitched a Rumpelstiltskin fit when under the JCPOA, which ended Iran's WMD program, $1.7 billion in blocked Iranian funds were returned to Iran. Now the US is lifting sanctions that will give $15 billion to Iran's war effort with nada in return. And it's crickets from cabrón Marcocito 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Dear Aliens - Next time you teleport Mr. Phillips how about dropping him off not at a Waffle House or an airport ditch but on the dark side of the moon? Also feel free to take him to your home planet, keep him there forever for experiments and insert various exploratory probes into him.theguardian.comTop US Fema official claims to have teleported to a Waffle House before‘Teleporting is no fun,’ Gregg Phillips, picked to lead Fema’s office of response and recovery, has said on a podcast 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 15/03/2026As long as Trumpistas keep saying that SAVE America is no big deal because you have to show ID to buy beer, let's propose an amendment that you need to show a passport or a birth certificate and driver's license to buy beer and see what these douchebags have to say about that. 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Trump: I need somebody dumber than Noem to run DHS. Trump Aide: How about a plumber named Markwaynejimmybillybob without a college degree and who thinks Ayatollah Khomeini (who died in 1989) is still the Supreme Leader of Iran? Trump: Perfect! Hire him!! 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 28/02/2026I truly hope that the attacks on Iran will lead to regime change … here in the United States. 010
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 24/02/2026The affordability crisis is either a Democratic hoax and not real or it is Sleepy Joe Biden's fault. 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 23/02/2026The way this yoyo is acting you'd think he scored the winning goal himself. Also best example ever for the "what if a Dem official" did this under Obama or Biden game. 010
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 16/02/2026If they force us to choose, the choice between a fat, angry, rabid raccoon and Randy Fine is not hard to make. 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Missouri Trumper is having the FCC investigate the Bad Bunny half time because no one could understand all the stuff in Spanish but, if they had understood it, it was probably naughtier than Janet Jackson's nipple. ¡Ey, chinga tu madre, cabrón! 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Farmer reassures his chickens that he doesn't want his pet wolves to eat them.gizmodo.comTim Cook Reportedly Reassures Apple Employees That He Doesn't Want His Friend Trump to Deport ThemCook and Trump seem to have a difference of opinion on immigration. 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Jesus was in favor of borders. In fact, they were HIS idea: "Love your fellow citizen as yourself." Also: if God meant foreigners to live in your neighborhood, they would have been born there. 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Kennedy Center Opera House renovation plans by Trump leaked. 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Episode 2,291 of "If you don't want to be called a Nazi, don't act like one" -- SS-Oberst-Gruppenführer Bovino referred to a Jewish DOJ attorney during a call as one of the "chosen people" and derided the attorney, an Orthodox Jew, for observing shabbat.nytimes.comBovino Is Said to Have Mocked Prosecutor’s Jewish Faith on Call With Lawyers 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Ms. Daravi, the KenCen VP of PR is (surprise!) another Trump Nazi congenital liar. The KenCen cancelled the Gay Men's Chorus concert after Trump seized power of the KenCen. Also, they cancelled a children's musical called Finn because they thought sharks were too gay. 001
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Because there's nothing really newsworthy going on, Tony Douchecanoepil decided it was time to interview his mother on the evening news. Upcoming exclusive interviews include his dogwalker, the guy who makes his oat milk vanilla decaf latte at Starbucks, and his personal trainer.yahoo.com‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own MomViewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.' 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Dad is frantically driving car into wall. Mom isn't saying anything. Kids in back seat: Mom, tell him to stop!! Mom: If I criticize him, he'll divorce me and I'll no longer be your mom. Then where would we be? Crash. Everybody dies 056
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Leavitt: Do you have the number of people killed at the hands of illegal immigrants? Er, less than the number killed by white Christians. Are we going to send ICE after white Christians too? 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Tom Cava Homan: We are not going to stop murdering people until you stop calling us murderers. 112
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Richard Grenell, the queer Quisling assigned to destroy the KenCen is an illiterate buffoon who can't spell. It's not the "premier" of the Melania "film" that will occur at the KenCen; it's the "premiere" 200
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 07/01/2026C(onservative)B(ull)S(hit) News has a story about how Trump seizing Greenland is a GOOD idea. The one reason mentioned against it is that most Greenlanders object. The article doesn't mention the U.S. issued a 1916 declaration that Greenland belonged to Denmark when it bought the USVI from Denmark.cbsnews.comWhy does Trump want Greenland to be part of the U.S.?Greenland is 836,000 square miles of largely frozen ground northeast of Canada. So why does the White House say it "should be part of the United States"? 010
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Miller: By what right does Denmark assert control over Greenland? What a historically illiterate dumbfuck PeeWee German is. The right is a 1916 declaration of the US recognizing Denmark's sovereignty over all of Greenland which the U.S. made as part of its purchase of the Danish West Indies 010
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Hmmm. What's missing from the Reichsarbeitministerium, oops, the U.S. Department of Labor post for the New Year? If you don't want to be called a Nazi, don't act like one: Episode 1267. 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 27/12/2025If Trump renames the Washington Monument the Trump Monument, it will need to be renovated as shown in this prototype design for the Trump Monument 010
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 20/12/2025Here's what the KenCen will look like when Trump à l'orange is done. 010
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Remember when folks lost their jobs if they said about Saint You-Know-Who's death anything close to what Trump just said about Rob Reiner's death? 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Burn of the day: "Jonathan Turley . . . is essentially just Mike Lindell with tenure." Ouch! Hehe. 010
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Who's the guy on the left who looks so much like Whisky Pete? Why that's Heinz-Wilhelm Eck, executed by a British firing squad after the Hamburg trials for firing on surviving crew members in the waters around a boat he just sunk. 000
clifburns.bsky.social @clifburns.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Maybe instead of tackling and kidnapping nannies from the Chicago suburbs, the ICE goons should spend their time going after these criminal burglary gangs that enter on tourist visas, burglarize a bunch of people then skedaddle back to Colombia or elsewhere, with their pockets stuffed with loot.nytimes.comWhile Asian Immigrants Work, Burglars Target Their Homes 010
