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Jason

@clientrescue.bsky.social
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Phoenix,Mesa,Gilbert,Tempe,QueenCreek,Arizona Married he/him,Animal Lover Computer Hardware Engineer,Science Nerd, Science Fiction, Book reader, Book Collector, Book discussion, Audible SuperFan Democrat down to my DNA, Generation X, Old School,Art

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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A truck loaded with thousands of copies of Roget's Thesaurus crashed yesterday losing its entire load. Witnesses were stunned, startled, aghast, taken aback, stupefied, confused, shocked, rattled, paralyzed, dazed, bewildered, mixed up, surprised, awed,dumbfounded,nonplussed, flabbergasted,astounded
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You guys need to start doing AARP ads next.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've got friends in low places.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Seriously? I wake up to this? Not Powerball winning numbers or the world has world Peace. Not that David Bowie has actually been hiding and never died. But a huge boiling my eyeballs fever
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This has always been dave.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This might not be your thing but I think about the pure guts it takes to just sing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETb8...
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Wyoming
YouTube video by Benjamin Tod - Topic
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My wife and daughter told me, he wanted permission and you gave it to him.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He needs to keep going.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah but it makes you really stupid. I've known 4 people that do the drip. They are much slower now and not even the same people now
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In my younger years, I remember getting into a fist fight playing hockey. This one giant polish guy on the other team who is nicknamed tank. Hit me with such veracity that my head snapped back like a pez dispenser. I woke up to him saying are you okay? I thought I killed you man. He cared about me.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social I had a dream a while back and you were in it. Not in a terribly explicit way, but you were pretty hammered in a bar we were all drinking at and you were making us lose our mind with laughter as you mocked the Republican party. I woke up with a great smile. Thank you.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It will bring me nice dreams tonight.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trying for women way out of my league. As a math guy I knew one of them would say yes. What I found out is guys would never ask them out. Too intimidating, too much work, other guys hitting on them. I was asked what do you want? Jeans and t-shirt girl, brush your teeth. Tie your hair back. Let's go!
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In the 1990s when I was single and someone would stay over. I'd make breakfast, French toast, bacon, coffee I'd have an unwrapped tooth brush. I found out I was boyfriend material, I thought it was just being nice. Nope I raised the bar and didn't even know it.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Check out Pour Some Sugar On Me (Extended Version) by Def Leppard on Amazon Music music.amazon.com/albums/B078V...
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I'm at the Mayo clinic right now. This man was sitting next to me. He is elderly, he said to me, I don't think I'm going to stick around after my wife dies. Married since they were 18. He is 87. I said, I would do the same thing too don't give it a second thought. He squeezed my hand and left.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Okay I'm going to be completely honest. I really did like the discovery of witches. And yes, it was a very slow burn to get to the conclusion and there was a lot of nuance to it. But I really did like it. And that isn't me at all because you know aliens and laser swords.
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I'm Not Saying It Was The Aliens... But It Was The Aliens
ALT: I'm Not Saying It Was The Aliens... But It Was The Aliens
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Anyone want to get a coffee in Gilbert on Saturday? I could use some intelligent conversation and other people's ideas and forecast for the future.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He's a dick. What is the first rule? Don't be a dick.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ron, are we taking bets right now? Because I'll get in on some of that action. I'll say over for $10.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
We are Chris, you should never create a machine you can't kill.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Whenever I have one of these Pig butchering people hit me up for chat or bot. I just tell them. I'm sorry I have a boyfriend. I mean does that still even work today?
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I wish we could all get a drink together. One giant bar full of blue voters.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Didn't Ray Bradbury say you don't need to burn books to destroy a society. You just need people to stop reading them.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Congratulations! Now you have the attention
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Stand on them and don't ever let them get up
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Space industry lacks workers needed to rebuild satellites lost in war, report says www.defensenews.com/industry/tec... I guess that's what happens when you lay off a whole bunch of people
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Space industry lacks workers needed to rebuild satellites lost in war, report says
The U.S. does not have enough engineers, technicians and assemblers to rebuild military space assets destroyed in a war with China or Russia, per RAND.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/4PBYN...
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Gary Numan performs My Shadow in Vain at Crystal Palace, London, 2026
YouTube video by Electric Friends: A Gary Numan Podcast
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That's a great series.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What is very concerning to me is that people no longer actually read books. Not tablet, but actual books. Now AI is buying old antique and rare books destroying them by scanning them. They are trying to control the information.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
My wife is disabled and God help the person that would say that they're her face. Because they would receive no quarter with me
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Oh shit
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sci-fi writer William Tenn used it to describe film robots as early as 1958. It gained massive popularity within the Star Wars franchise—first appearing in the 2005 video game Star Wars: Republic Commando and later in The Clone Wars animated series.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 25/08/2026
This is truly heartbreaking. Dolly Parton was an extraordinary person and an irreplaceable champion of the working class. We are a better country because of her.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There are a lot of porn bots here. Isn't that more of a Republican thing?
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The big beautiful bill only lowered taxes for two years for the middle class. For the wealthy it's forever.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I am so happy I'm not on twitter. It really is 80% right wing people just screaming at each other.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
But those are the people I like to debate the most. They're like Nero watching Rome burn but not being involved in putting it out. They are simply observing the destruction and admit no wrongdoing since they weren't involved.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Ice is never interested in humanity in their quest.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I saw a video of Ray Stevenson from Ahsoka that finished his story using AI. It was beyond good and it was a good story. Then I felt sad I'd never see Ray again the heart attack took him far too soon. He was wonderful in HBO Rome.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Well Arizona didn't see it at all.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It is haunting me when I try to sleep. I talk to my neighbors and I know they voted because of that very reason. I just can't accept it, when I talk to them. I miss Obama so very much. We got lucky.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I'll call the Uber.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I had a girlfriend in high school named Valerie.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I love it he called him Donny
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That's wonderful news
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Those people are poor!
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Medal of Honor recipient Bruce Crandall, whose heroism was chronicled in ‘We Were Soldiers Once,’ dies at 93 www.militarytimes.com/veterans/mil...
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Medal of Honor recipient Bruce Crandall, whose heroism was chronicled in ‘We Were Soldiers Once,’ dies at 93
Ret. Col. Bruce Crandall received the Medal of Honor for repeatedly flying his helicopter into intense enemy fire to evacuate dozens of wounded troops.
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Jason @clientrescue.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
You are living the dream.
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