Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026At this point I’d pay good money for a screener of Mitch and John’s Hotel 0930
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 27/03/2026My three year old keeps calling everyone a “wicked old pineapple”. I asked where she got it and she said “from Mitch and John’s Hotel” which, as you may remember from a previous post of mine, is the name of a TV show she made up. 538820
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I think this might be the funniest interaction I’ve ever had on social media 141044
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026The problem with boys name is most of them are bad, so you can’t decide but with girls names they’re almost all pretty so you also can’t decide 1150
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Do you guys think my baby is a boy or a girl???? I don’t know. I suspect girl because I’ve had a lot of migraines and have thrown up a lot and we already used the only boy name my husband and I agree on. 10651
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I’m so tired of people saying “you don’t even look pregnant!” I DO look pregnant. I have a massive belly. I look like I haven’t slept in days. I look terrible! Please tell me THAT. Tell me I look awful and tired and you want to let me lie down and feed me French fries while I weep. 3870
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026When we bought our house we loved the whimsical backyard hill that led to the woods. Unfortunately we bought it in April, and did not realize it would be whimsically full of 4ft weeds by July, making it impossible for the kids to play! We finally got it re-graded! Putting up a play structure soon! 0620
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 19/03/2026My 5yo and my 3yo can now share clothes. It’s actually so confusing because I can never remember which clothes belong to who anymore. 3300
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 19/03/2026NO ITS STILL COLD. I can’t wait to throw them outside. 010
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I love my job, I don’t want to leave it!!! I just want to lie down and watch tv and have someone else do it for awhile 😂 100
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Children* I am so tired I forgot I already have two children. 0640
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Officially into my third trimester today and it got me thinking: what if instead of having a job and cooking meals and taking care of my child, I just laid on the couch for the next 12 weeks? 6990
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 14/03/2026We told her to stop issuing NDAs without our permission!!!! 111
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 14/03/2026We do glass bottles for this reason but my daughter has thrown two of them down the stairs so there’s also that 030
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Ohhhh ok, so they must have seen this post 😂 I thought my daughter was weirdly psychic (or had a film career we didn’t know about) 021
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I asked if she had any more ideas and she said “Bamboo Forest. It’s about otters and a crocodilian.” 2771
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 14/03/2026My 3yo daughter has made up two fake TV shows she pretends to watch, they are called “Mitch and John’s Hotel” and “Bird of the Season” and tbh just from the titles alone I’d watch either of them. 542315
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I feel like they are hit or miss. Some of them are bangers and some of them are like…did you write this five minutes before you filmed? 120
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026There are three cats in my house, could be any number of them. They are all Bad. 120
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 12/03/2026open.substack.com/pub/thepom/p...open.substack.comDay in the Life of a 38-year-old mom, 27 weeks pregnant with her third child, who works part-timeHang on, I have to pee. 2570
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 11/03/2026I’m not sure if they did it on purpose or not but my dentists office is staffed entirely by women, not a single man works here, and there are fruity seltzers and coffee in the lobby for free and all the decor is calming greens and golds and everyone is so nice. I love the Girls Only Dentist. 4980
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026The best hype person when you’re pregnant is my 3yo who has no concept of beauty standards because she keeps calling me “BIG MAMA!!!! Powerful and strong!!!!” 31480
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026I asked my 3yo who her favorite was, her dad or her brother and she said her brother immediately. Then I asked which is her favorite was: snakes or lizards? She said she couldn’t decide 😂 1790
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Hahaha yeah I didn’t consider that. That’s almost worse!!!! 150
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Nobody in my family understands me. My husband has not been pregnant. My children are children. Even the cats have been spayed. I think the only good and fair way to be pregnant might be if you are a lesbian and your partner has also been pregnant. 3640
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026How do I continue to care for my two children, you ask? I do not know. Today I let my 3yo watch Disney Plus for five hour partially bc she got sent home sick from school but mostly because I literally could not get up. 3520
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Almost 27 weeks pregnant and all normal function is slipping away from me. If I have to go up and down stairs more than 3 times a day I will die. I forgot my purse at the bus stop because all brain blood has gone to uterus. Peeing myself every time I sneeze. I still have so many weeks to go. 8850
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Who wore it best in Miami Beach: me or this parking garage? 1920
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Special humiliation of going snorkeling 6m pregnant: I had to ask for the L wetsuit (same size as my husband) while the other woman tried on a small and the guide said “That one is too baggy! You need a smaller size!” and she said “I didn’t realize you had an XL!!!” Hers was hot pink…mine was blue 🫡 0310
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Got tickets to Hilary Duff on what will be my last night of maternity leave in August.💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️💁🏼♀️ 1530
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Honestly kind of obsessed with how insane Threads is 4821
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 23/02/2026So far no, but maybe? A lot of kids around here go to private schools who didn’t add days, but I assume a lot of kids who go to camp go to public school, too. Not sure what will happen! 100
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Or if you send your kid to school at all!!! Why aren’t you homeschooling them????? 040
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 22/02/2026I feel this except I’m the opposite, somehow they all wore the cool band tees and I’m wearing something that I thought was cool but turns out to be very stupid 040
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Luckily I think some of them will be at nature camp too 😂😂 020
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Guess my son will be missing the last week of Kindergarten bc I am not paying $550 for him NOT to go to nature camp 😭😭😭 4630
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Look I get why they have to do this and it’s not their fault but our school district extended the year an extra week bc of snow days…a week into the very expensive summer camp I already pre-paid for 😭😭😭 4430
Lucy Huber @clhubes.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Everyone should throw a nice quiet dinner party for their 3 year old!!! 060
