CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 2hAnyway guys I am reading something very outside my normal and if anyone is looking for an extremely horny book about gay tennis players then In Your Court by Kit Haley should be in your basket. It's a refreshing change from my usual, though I'm clearly not cut out for this much banging 2111
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 21hgetting my last prints finalised for FantasyCon -- see you there, i am excited to have work in the art show for the first time! 3222
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 29/09/2026I'm calling it for today. Will work on it again tomorrow (well, when I'm not at the dentist) 2202
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 29/09/2026Book 26 Harrowmark - Deva Fagan If you love The Witcher and Dragon Age Origins and a rag tag crew of people thrown together to fight monsters in a shattered world, this is the book you are looking for. 140
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 28/09/2026Spent the morning making art because I need some extra pieces for Fantasy Con and currently hate everything I've ever made, such is the creative life. NOW TEA AND WORD HACKING 1262
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 26/09/2026Look ffs This, after 3 flights of stairs It's a gd vat door 2170
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 24/09/2026The Shape of Monsters is finally out in print and ebook from Tor UK! If you're here for a dark gothic fantasy with all the broken people, twisted dynamics, mages, murder and monsters then you have gone through the correct door Get it now from your favourite bookshop 138146
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 23/09/2026GUYS I HAVE CREATED THE WORLDS WORST UNBOXING VIDEO! There is nothing polished and filtered and uh...well-groomed about this one. It's the realio dealio 66018
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 22/09/2026I have not DMed the author of this lovely review of The Shape of Monsters to find out what gave them the ick because LMTY I KNOW ALREADY 😂 Hands up if you also know (no spoilers) 142
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 21/09/2026REMEMBER KIDS It's only cannibalism if both parties are human. Otherwise it's just lunch. 23713
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 21/09/2026because some folk like Ilea from The Shape of Monsters, and because I am trawling through my art files for Reasons, have this sketch i just found 1231
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 20/09/2026Not the best day I've had, but at least I bagged another Wemyss Cat! Now comfort-watching 4 Weddings and a Funeral because I cannot resist the charm of a floppy haired baby Hugh Grant 190
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 20/09/2026Book 25 The Haunting of Avis Lovelock - @mkhardywrites.com's delightful novel of a haunted mentalist who is hired to disprove the haunting of a ship before it is sold. A sapphic story that goes in some unexpected directions 0114
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 20/09/2026Book 24 These Broken Little Worlds - @emfaulds.com excellent second collection - dark sff stories shot through with love and hope. Faulds is one of our finest short story writers and more people need to read her work. 0102
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 20/09/2026Book 23 Exquisite Decay - @xanwriter.bsky.social's extremely queer YA cyberpunk retelling of The Picture of Dorian Gray. And I very much enjoyed - I'm a sucker for the cyber-hedonistic aesthetic, the non-binary prinxes, the cruelty of humanity, and the flicker of revolution 191
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 17/09/2026It's ONE WEEK to go before The Shape of Monsters is out in print! I am so amped for readers to meet Aleks, Vai and *evil grin* my sweet innocent precious Ilea. Come join @heatherpalmer.bsky.social and me at Blackwell's in Edinburgh at 7pm on Thursday the 24th September! 22921
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 16/09/2026While the print edition of The Shape of Monsters is only coming out this month, the original audiobook with narration by the incredible Omari Douglas (Black Doves) is shortlisted for a British Fantasy Award for best Audio Work (Fiction) I love an excuse to go to the banquet! 2175
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 15/09/2026It's not long til FantasyCon, and here's where I'll be, including a Very Exciting Double Launch with @annabelcwrites.bsky.social because for some reason we write tonally different books about voids, dragons, idiot over-powerful mages, and women who are Done With Everything 12312
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 15/09/2026I'm sitting in a sun beam and drinking delicious coffee mmmm yes 2250
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 14/09/2026Vai is an iced zoo biscuit Clearly. I'm Team Aleks is a broken wholesale biscuit 020
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 14/09/2026The coming month is going to be busy for me! Hopefully I'll catch some of you at one (or more) of these events 0135
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 11/09/2026I've been having some issues with my vintage skate sharpener, and lmty, when engineering people see old machines that need some loving repair they get very exited (and helpful) it's so fun (my beautiful baby for reference) 080
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 10/09/2026OK NO MORE SUCKING THE JOY FROM LIFE Look at these precious babies instead 1335
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 07/09/2026It's impossible to take pics of the house jungle because of the window, but the plants are looking happier than they were 🙃 I did discover that the delicious monster had put anl massive aerial root into the banana's pot though. 0150
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 07/09/2026Today has been Pay Attention to the Plants day; my poor plants survive despite me, I'm very much a brown thumb human. However this plant has lived 5 years so that's good going for me. Before and after 070
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 06/09/202618 days until The Shape of Monsters comes out in print from TorUK! I am so excited for people to read my queer gothic fantasy -- pre-orders are up! www.panmacmillan.com/authors/cl-h... 22916
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 05/09/2026I didn't take many pics because a) mobile phone and b) I prefer watching, but here is a grainy pic of the red arrows over the sea 380
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 30/08/2026Yesterday I bagged up and framed prints for the British Fantasy Con art show while watching World Con panels...con crossover! 3200
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 29/08/2026Timeline cleanse. Be less like me and be more like Cupar, whose only thoughts are about naps and food 1292
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 20/08/2026This British Fantasy Con in Glasgow will be the first one where I have prints of my work for sale. I'm busy humming and hawing over which pieces, but I think this one is a definite 7664
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 19/08/2026Just finished Exquisite Decay - @xanwriter.bsky.social's extremely queer YA cyberpunk retelling of The Picture of Dorian Gray. And I very much enjoyed - I'm a sucker for the cyber-hedonistic aesthetic, the non-binary prinxes, the cruelty of humanity, and the flicker of revolution 250
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 19/08/2026Anyway look I also write books and I have a new one coming out in print next month. It's all the things I love - family trauma, twisted sibling relationships, lush queer weirdness, total idiots with magic, and the downward spiral of power. Pre-order The Shape of Monsters from your fave bookshop! 21811
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 19/08/2026My friend just sent me this and never has my nail been so hit on its little head. Now I'm going to comfort myself with an affogato 9535
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 15/08/2026Good moaning Saturday people. It's barely six weeks until The Shape of Monsters is out in print! Hope to see folk at Edinburgh, Glasgow or Fantasycon events, but if you're sadly not based in Scotland, you can also preorder the book from your fave bookshop - www.panmacmillan.com/authors/cl-h... 45026
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 13/08/2026So Scotland was cloudy for the eclipse, but here's a video at full (that is, 95%) cover. 0100
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 08/08/2026My broken bathroom is getting some much needed renovation done, in the meanwhile, here is a zen picture down by the water because I needed to go find a place to pee (Not by the water omg. I went to a coffee shop on my walk) 1110
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 30/07/2026Two months to go now, my fellow woke cannibals! (ps it's only cannibalism if both people are human so...anyway) Preorders are go, and I suspect you can still grab an ARC from PanMac if you are a reviewer! www.panmacmillan.com/authors/cl-h... 11812
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 30/07/2026Book 22 Dark Castle, White Horse - Tanith Lee Two short novels, The Castle of Dark and Prince on a White Horse, showcasing the different styles Lee could do. The one - richly gothic and sumptuous, while the other was more a surreal pastiche of fairytales, threaded with very british humour. 050
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 22/07/2026Tea was a roasted veg and tofu tart with a salad of carrots, apple, walnuts and greens. 3130
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 21/07/2026Tonight's tea was a salad eaten in the garden. Brown rice and sorghum, cucumber, spring onion, butter beans, pomegranate, pistachio and fake Mediterranean chicken from Aldi's veggie range. The dressing was garlic cloves, fresh parsley, fresh mint, a lot of lemon juice and olive oil 0140
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 21/07/2026Pre-order The Shape of Monsters online at Waterstones now for a discount - that's a neat 25% off! Modern gothic fantasy where two siblings are about to return to an ancestral home and summon a monster. Dark and mythic, complicated family dynamics, queer disasters @portyliterary.bsky.social 12827
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 20/07/2026seems to be dependent on whether the word came via Cantonese or Mandarin. Cool! 110
CL Hellisen @clhellisen.com · 18/07/2026winner winner chicken dinner (It's a book shop and coffee place in Dunfermline called Twice Told Tales) 1190