DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 11/04/2026As a Mariners fan, I ask that you stop flaunting yall's ability to get runs at this time. Thanks in advance. 020
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 08/04/2026We hope this missile finds you well. Best regards, Iran 000
Reposted by DISPLAY NAMEThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 07/04/2026"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was. 7999752951
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Roses are red Epstein is vile Everyone knows Donnie's a pedophile 040
Reposted by DISPLAY NAMECircling Seattle Sports @circlingseasports.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Cal Raleigh, Seattle Mariners catcher and the MLB home run leader, went yard again tonight to create more history. His 33 homers are five more than by any other primary-position catcher in his team’s first 84 games of a season. Photo by Eric Hiller #TridentsUp #SeattleMariners #SeattleSports 1383
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Writing her off as a 3rd rate irrelevant idiot loser, yet being compelled to go out of his way to draft a social media essay to do it is very strange and unserious behavior for a POTUS 051
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Stephen Miller is the clearest example yet, of what happens when a society is too polite to deal with nazis with the brutality they so deserve. 010
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 25/06/2025Nicemedia.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says " very nice "Alt: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a sign that says " very nice " 010
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Their website is unusable hot trash, too. 000
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Just spent 5 fucking hours on the phone, trying to sort out $144 worth of accrued interest and penalty fees w/ IRS. 5 hours of endless cyclical prompts with a phone robot, the matter is still unresolved. What a pathetic hot mess the #IRS is. Criminally so. 000
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Bravo. Encore.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and white shirt is sitting in a chair with his arms in the air .Alt: a man in a suit and white shirt is sitting in a chair with his arms in the air . 010
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 22/05/2025They'll have to pry my water-usage conscious showerhead from my cold, dead hands. 000
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 29/04/2025But have you ever had a kambucha, on weeeed? 020
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Zero chance they didn't demand a parlay with the manager. 010
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 21/04/2025And you can tell the man is a true wife guy, by the number of wives he's had. 000
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 20/04/2025I was trying to be snarky. But that's hard to do in current times, when fact is stranger than fiction. 120
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 20/04/2025In fact, it's only complicated when one has to rationalize and twist themselves into a mental pretzel to see it any other way. 080
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Isn't it obvious? He'll pardon them as needed. 010
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 19/04/2025I'm was honestly kind of surprised he didn't just use a sharpie, like with that hurricane map in his first term. 010
Reposted by DISPLAY NAMESenator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 18/04/2025I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return. 805612266025536
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 09/04/2025And we know the GOP's stance on abortions :- ( 020
DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Are the woke globalists in the room with us now, Tommy? 010
