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Don't be part of the problem, be the WHOLE problem.

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"History will judge-" let me stop you right fucking there, history doesn't do fucking shit, I'm a historian, let's be clear here: elected officials need to do their fucking jobs, right now, before it happens, or future historians will judge THEM. Everyone knows and knew who Trump was.
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Circling Seattle Sports @circlingseasports.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Cal Raleigh, Seattle Mariners catcher and the MLB home run leader, went yard again tonight to create more history. His 33 homers are five more than by any other primary-position catcher in his team’s first 84 games of a season. Photo by Eric Hiller #TridentsUp #SeattleMariners #SeattleSports
Baseball player in Mariners gear celebrates. Text reads "Home Run Tracker: 33 Home Runs." Achievements include 1 HR, 2 RBI against Royals.
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 25/06/2025
A meme image of JD Vance
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DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Stephen Miller is the clearest example yet, of what happens when a society is too polite to deal with nazis with the brutality they so deserve.
Screenshot of Stephen Miller's tweet reading: "NYC is the clearest warning yet of what happens to a society when it fails to control migration.
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DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Just spent 5 fucking hours on the phone, trying to sort out $144 worth of accrued interest and penalty fees w/ IRS. 5 hours of endless cyclical prompts with a phone robot, the matter is still unresolved. What a pathetic hot mess the #IRS is. Criminally so.
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DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Big if true 🤔
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DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
They'll have to pry my water-usage conscious showerhead from my cold, dead hands.
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 18/04/2025
I said my main goal of this trip was to meet with Kilmar. Tonight I had that chance. I have called his wife, Jennifer, to pass along his message of love. I look forward to providing a full update upon my return.
Photo of Senator Chris Van Hollen with Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
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DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
I think I'll watch the original #Robocop movie this weekend, to research, take notes and get a feel for what our dystopian future will look like, once our current lawmakers and branches of government fully sells the clip to oligarchs and corporations.
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Yodamonkey @yodamonkey2.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Hey friends, I came across this in someones timeline. Never a truer word spoken about Mr Dicktator!!! Please share so those that voted for this nightmare can feel publicly shamed!Everyone deserves peace and morality in their lives. Well except the MAGATS that voted for this shit show. Repost, Linda💞
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DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I can't be the only one who instantly recalled this scene. #Sopranos #Elon
Picture of Elon Musk that looks hilariously similar to a,scene in the Sopranos show, where Vito was caught giving head to his security guard buddy.
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DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Something something; modern problems, modern solutions. #seahawks
Jon Ryan, looking goofy trying to throw a football during a trick play
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DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Been on this kick, where I prefer to make a #torta for lunch, in lieu of sandos. Do I have the #DEI that I've been hearing so much about lately? Where can I get myself tested?
Turkey torta
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.
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DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Just chillin', thinking about that time Alex Jones blamed not being able to remember his own kid's names, on having eaten a large chili lunch 😂 #knowledgefight
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Gavril Ducu 🇷🇴 🇩🇪 🇺🇸 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ducugavril.nafoforum.org · 26/01/2025
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DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Guess I can get rid of this one 🥲
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DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This is like, the air-fryer version of a hot tub. #chilling
Sitting by a fire pit
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DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Chilling in a stream, beanie on, probly sipping some obscure micro ipa out of a $40 tumbler. Peak hipster.
Chilling in a stream, beanie on, probly sipping some obscure micro ipa out of a $40 tumbler. Peak hipster.
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DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
This was me at the office today, but with the bathroom key.
Guy sweatin' because people at the office have been looking for, and asking about the bathroom key all day, that he didn't realize was in his pocket the whole time.
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DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
To all the niners fans, who were jeering at my Seahawks hat/hoodie all morning, at breakfast, then at Costco (Nor-Cal) #seahawks
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Ben West 🦋 @benwest.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Weekends... Am I right?
A meme that says the never ending story of my life... 

Falkor from The Never Ending Story is doing laundry surrounded by clouds. If you haven't seen the movie picture a flying white fluffy haired snake with the head of a dog.
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DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 22/03/2024
My new favorite word. Can't wait to use it: trog·lo·dyte noun (especially in prehistoric times) a person who lived in a cave. a hermit. a person who is regarded as being deliberately ignorant or old-fashioned.
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DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 11/03/2024
We are a global fucking laughing stock. www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...
telegraph.co.uk
Watch: Joe Biden effigy attacked by Republicans
Incident at Kansas fundraising event has prompted calls for state’s GOP leaders to resign
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DISPLAY NAME @clevermalfunction.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
First the Christians abandon and debase every virtue/belief they're supposed to uphold, to embrace and flock behind trump. Now, Amish are scooting around on e-bikes. I don't know what to believe anymore... thisebikelife.com/e-bikes-over...
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E-Bikes Overtake Buggies for Some Amish - This E-Bike Life
In some Amish communities these days, e-bikes are beginning to outnumber buggies on the roads. Horse-drawn buggies, long a symbol of the Amish lifestyle, are finding less use as more people in Amish c...
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