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@cleverhandles.bsky.social
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"Highly driven, an incredible cook, and currently about three Corgis away from becoming an eccentric local legend." - The Boston Globe 🏳️‍⚧️

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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 8h
My Sammy bear 🥰
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He's currently getting his ass beat by a minor world power that, of all things, is pro gender affirming care.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder if there's any specific value in a stolen passport that would make this a bad idea to highlight it. hmmm....
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just walking into my living room after work on my home office so evening to have 3 corgis burst into wiggles and all trying to push their way into my lap is the best way to end a day.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh wow a dem finally bringing a knife to the knife fight.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My incredibly stressed out dogs are having a terrible time.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel personally attacked that the majority of shoe brands cut off production in women's sizes at 11 and I'm stuck at 11.5. And then if they do have like, 11 or by some miracle, 12, the color/style options drop from like 20 to 2 with black and white only.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
UMass poll shows every question except prop 2 passing. Yes on 5 will be a disaster and destroy the funds for school and transportation from the millionaires tax.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"Economic Anxiety"
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Alien Guy Giorgio Tsoukalos: Ancient Aliens
ALT: Alien Guy Giorgio Tsoukalos: Ancient Aliens
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sam is easily a corgi/teddy bear mix. I love him so much. 😭
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The breeder we got Ruby and Sam from is apparently incredibly offended I've decided to rename them. Like threatening to drive to my house and "get them" mad. lol. lmao I'm sorry but this is banana sandwhiches.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alas, it's always the ones you most expect. Also really underscores just how corrupt Super PAC are. www.propublica.org/article/fbi-...
propublica.org
The FBI Anti-Corruption Squad Was Circling Susan Collins — Until Trump Got in the Way
After the FBI caught a defense contractor’s CEO making illegal campaign contributions, it sought to launch a sweeping political bribery probe involving Collins and others. Then the second Trump admini...
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This kind of proposal is always a bad idea. No one is going to be better off with the $3 saved on a 13 gallon fillup, and it's just going to make roadway maintenance worse as about 11% of the funds for roads comes from this tax. www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/...
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Gov. Healey proposes suspending Massachusetts gas tax, but House Speaker calls it "fiscally irresponsible"
Gov. Maura Healey is filing legislation to suspend the gas tax​ in Massachusetts for two months.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Complicated by" Jfc @wbur.org gro a backbone please. The court records CONTRADICT the parents. They UNDERMINE their story. Stop using this passive voice nonsense and just tell people the truth upfront.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Dinner Bell."
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Prior to transition, I never wore my wedding ring (wife was ok with it). I hated the tactile sensation of it on my finger, and it got super loose anyway and couldn't be resized. After, I literally have to wear one all the time because men constantly hit on me while I'm trying to work/teach.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sam might be the most outwardly affectionate dog I've ever known. All he wants to do is walk up to people and press into them until they wrap their arms around him in a hug.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sam is still getting used to the sounds of Worcester and he panicked as we got too close to Lincoln St. His response was to jump at my leg until I squatted down and gave him a fully body, arms wrapped around him hug until he stopped shaking and felt brave enough to keep walking. 🥹
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sam slammed into the kitchen door so hard it popped open so he let himself out. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Elite ball knowledge on memes.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The contrast between tricolor and red/white corgis is insane. Frodo (tricolor) is practically vibrating all the time wanting to play. Sam and Ruby are gentle dopes that pass out after lightly playing in the yard for 30 minutes. Anyway, family photo.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Brought two more corgis home.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Honestly it's just fucking comical at this point. How incompetent are you @repmarcykaptur.bsky.social that you have to shit on trans people when the GOP has literally doubled the price of diesel. Like you can't get salience out of LITERALLY anything else? This is it? The winning sales pitch? 😂😂😂
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
all the cute color combos and styles for women's shoes stopping at like, 11, and then you just get black/white/nothing at 11.5 should be illegal.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Denial of hormone replacement therapy - as with any other denial of medical treatment - is not, in of itself, a reason to remove a child from the home. These people would have credible abuse allegations on them to take a kid. obligatory not a lawyer not your lawyer i just work here
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is elder abuse. I hate this man with every fiber of my being, but jfc.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Genuinely going to crash out over fucking passkeys. Why do I have to setup an ENTIRELY SEPARATE 2FA to modify a permission from the 2fa that I use to log in, when the passkey 2fa goes to the same fucking physical device I just used?! If they already have my unlocked phone, THEY CAN GET THE PASSKEY
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I wonder if his book includes the people unlawfully detained in guantanimo.
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Very Smart People will see these and know that literally the world'a richest man is behind them and think "gee maybe trans activists did this to themselves"
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Gillian Branstetter @gbbranstetter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Got my first ever dress today - for free which was nice. Regrettably I look hot. My wife wants me to wear more. womp womp.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm pretty sure Kate Toomey has a reddit account and it's fighting for its life in the comments on the T&G article on the crash. lol
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I genuinely don't know how people write this shit with a straight face. Crying, laughing at Urban Marxists.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's absolutely vital that this breaks through to people - the things that the "trans activists" are demanding is a return to how the world was before Trump. Passports, medical care, sports, bathrooms - all of these things were already settled issues and zero people cared until the GOP saw a target.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She's so fucking mad that she can't just sue Lilly like she does everyone in the UK because we have significantly stronger anti SLAPP laws in the US.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh it was so, so dumb.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Absolute troll game by a paralegal today eating spaghetti and meatballs with chop sticks. Respect. ✊🏻
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I get messages from people I knew in high school from time to time, that I haven't talked to in years, who are like, "hey, we haven't chatted since we graduated 20 years ago, but I support your lifestyle!" And like, I don't know what to say to these people. Thanks? I guess?😂
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Between my Soros bucks, DOGE checks, ACA refund savings check, my tariff dividends, and the GOP Midterm victory dividend, I might just be able to afford a nice dinner after the midterms.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Chat is this good? Am I going to have to cut back on candles?
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is what the Pats are gonna be like for the next 10 years, aren't they? Drake Maye is gonna keep the game exciting and then just throw the dumbest possible throw for a pick. At least Mac Jones had the decency to turn it over before the red zone.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Nice to see Drake Maye has absolutely refused to develop his game from throwing picks in the worst moments.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The very first thing Frodo did on arrival in Portland was to flop on the bed and stare at the harbor.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every single attorney on my team is basically AWOL because of the Clancy trial lol A juror is basically refusing to apply the law. Crazy stuff.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wile E Coyote did an AMA on reddit and all the responses were in sign format. 😂 www.reddit.com/r/movies/com...
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Look, I get it, but people genuinely need to just let this series go. There's no amount of pirating, reading used books, or swapping second hand merch that doesn't keep the IP in healthy social capital that promotes more production of it which ultimately funds harms against trans people.
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John Cluverius @johncluverius.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Seth Moulton lost for one reason: he's a fucking loser. Just absolute loser behavior for the last 8 years.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
@sethmoulton.bsky.social Feel free to blame trans people for this election loss, jackass.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
There's going to be a lot more of this rhetoric over the next couple months. If they could have, they would have by now.
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cleverhandles.bsky.social @cleverhandles.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just got a cold call from someone who wants to hire me as a business consultant for their law firm. Turns out that I do, in fact, know what I'm doing. Who knew?
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