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Raindancer451 @raindancer451.bsky.social · 11h
Because they did!
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 11h
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 11h
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Fuck
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 11h
Fuck trump::: thepawsitively.com/fluorine-ura...
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 14h
Fuck trump thepawsitively.com/fluorine-ura...
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 14h
the bar is under the floorboards
floorboards
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They're vague and deceptive
deceptive
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They hate being treated like how they treat others.
They
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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AMERICA NEEDS NASTY WOMEN
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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AMERICA NEEDS NASTY WOMEN
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did you understand the shirt?
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Why does it seem like most Democrats hate Christians, just a question..
Why
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Found it::: gearswares.com/big-scary-ra...
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BIG SCARY RADICAL LEFT
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes. Next question
Yes
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Titanium Rubidium
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you understand the shirt?
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did you understand the shirt?
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this burn is forever
forever
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Because the democrats won, Ted
Because
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That slightly different style of hugging
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Guess they're having a bad day...
Guess
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Long on words, short on morals.
Long
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Keep those goalposts moving
Keep
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Spider webs have existed for at least 100 million years, as witnessed in a find of Early Cretaceous amber from Sussex. This spiny orb weaver spider filmed by Rachel Barry is patiently demonstrating how they build them. Original post
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
imagine telling on yourself like this
imagine
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Another day, another recall (yes I used this title yesterday)
yesterday
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They warned us Mamdani would impose Sharia law. Instead, he unleashed the real threat: line dancing in Bryant Park.
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Somehow I'm not shocked.
Somehow
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We built your world
world
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Natscute @bluesky2020.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🎨 Joan Miró (1963) #JoanMiró
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ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They all knew ahead of time who he is...
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
EXTREMELY supportive husband.
husband
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Right-Wingers Never Beating the Allegations 😆
Allegations
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trump does love the poorly educated. #MurderedByWords
Trump
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Perfect addition to my woke wardrobe
wardrobe
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
pokes US Constitution with a stick*
pokes
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/murd...
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/murd...
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Asked if he regrets his tone, he didn’t miss.
miss
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thank you so much for this!!!
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A very good point...
A very good point...
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When vaccines aren't necessary but testosterone boosters are...
necessary
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Ronald Hemenway @rehemenway.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The start of the END . . . 🙂
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Louis D. Thorpe @loudthorpe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Those of us, who keep our mouths shut when we don't know, have a great deal to say. drwhy.net A theory is an explanation of what causes what and why. Most of the media focuses on the alternative explanations that authorities manufacture to maintain their agenda.
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Clever Comebacks @clevercomebackss.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is the only photo we need of Trump at his convention #clevercomebacks
convention
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Former Hollywood executive Scott Neeson sold his home, Porsche and yacht after seeing children scavenging at a Cambodian garbage dump, then founded a charity to help them. Original post
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