Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 46mYeah but listen, I know this is going to sound crazy but it was meant for little kids. 110
Reposted by Satsuma DangerPseudandry @pseudandry.bsky.social · 1hThe culture of the redeption arc, the expectation of redemption or death or especially redemption THROUGH death and self sacrifice, isn't universal, and once you're exposed to how other cultures treat these stories you start yearning for something other than a Christian morality play 131
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 2hIf only twitter had been around in 1979, we'd still be dunking on it. 110
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 4hBeen so starved of good comedies but it sure looks like How to Get to Heaven from Belfast has the juice. 130
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 5hFun fact: nobody has ever been able to take a picture of a bird. If you see a picture of a bird that's actually a painting. 020
Reposted by Satsuma DangerDaniel @deargodwhaat.bsky.social · 13/10/2026My favourite one. Niche, irrelevant and entirely unrelated to anything important about the film. But a great tidbit bsky.app/profile/samw... 562126
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 5hThat's been a thing for ages. Remember, these things can't create anything, only regurgitate. 010
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 5hOh wow. I guess back then you just left them at the fairy rock and wait for a changeling to show up. Wild to think about now. 010
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 5hI think my mom still has the receipt if you want to trade. 110
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 5hAlways check if the balls need draining or if the TAs did it for you. 120
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 5hYou ate those freshman Joe. You have to live with it whether we know it or not. 120
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 5hWhomst among us hasn't scraped the bag at 4am on a McDonald's bathroom floor? 010
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 6hEvery couple of years I forget this review exists and I am slain again. 140
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 6hThose guys got way too expensive. Gotta introduce the new toy line. 110
Reposted by Satsuma DangerAnna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 6hNEW: I wrote about why so many people wanted to believe that Ukrainian airstrikes on a Russian data center reduced troll and bot activity online, even though it's almost certainly not true. Featuring @noupside.bsky.social: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...motherjones.comDrone strikes didn't take out a Russian bot farm, but we were primed to believe ItA viral rumor illustrates people’s hunger to make sense of the division we see online. 23830319
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 6hYou know what? If you didn't learn anything from Optimus Prime laying down his life for the bottom line you deserve whatever heartbreak is coming. 110
Reposted by Satsuma DangerLilly Wachowski @lillywachowski.bsky.social · 10hmissed National Coming Out Day. but came across this screenshot of the mass email i sent 12 years ago! 191101611619
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 7hGreat, now I can never scroll again. Thank you and how dare you. 120
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 7hAsking for it, the lot of them. You do you Joe, you're fine. 010
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 8hInternational travel just doesn't hit the same if you're not so tired you could weep. 020
Reposted by Satsuma DangerLesley Conner @lesleyconner.bsky.social · 12/10/2026There are 18 days left in the Apex Magazine Kickstarter, and we're only 44% towards our goal. You can help us get closer towards funding and get a subscription for $27. Or get a postcard from me for only $5. www.kickstarter.com/projects/ape...kickstarter.comApex Magazine 2027An award-winning digital literary journal of science fiction, dark fantasy, and horror. 01816
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 8hMy time traveling ass getting burned at the stake for introducing pepper two centuries early. 130
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 8hThis is the best review my writing has ever gotten, I'm nailing this horror thing. 030
Reposted by Satsuma DangerCezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 9hDepressing fact: amusement parks that pack and move ARE under federal oversight in the US. Fixed-site amusement parks like Six Flags have not been federally monitored or regulated for ride safety since 1981. 0114
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 9hHopping through the sun-dappled spring woods with a basket full of pornography to hide like a historically accurate easter bunny. 110
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 9hHop on you bicycle and find your porn where god intended (a communal ditch in the forest between two strip malls and a teen whippit pit) 110
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 9hRemember when the funniest fake TV show the writers of Arrested Development could come up with was Celebrities On Ice? Parody inflation hit like a nuke. 010
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 9hNothing left to do now sit on the bed staring at the wall and checking the clock for seventeen hours. 120
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 9hyeah like that, thanks realityopb.orgOops: GOP group mistakenly bought ad for Maine Senate candidate in wrong PortlandA Republican group meant to buy the ad for U.S. Sen. Susan Collins in Portland, Maine, not Oregon. 240
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 9hI'm really worried about psychologically vulnerable people who relied on this shit in the coming years but fuck it, I'll take the win. Wouldn't have needed a win if some death cult ghouls hadn't started shit but a win all the same. 110
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 9hIf you're American, the cultural custom is usually to switch them back and forth between hands during the meal, while in Europe they don't leave your hand, so think of it as a sort of comfort grip that fancier brands do. 000
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 9hI feel it. The call of destiny. I will shorten every V until the whole of Flanders is squirting with delight at my works. 150
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 12hWe absolutely do not call them that but you know what? I see how this happened. 1240
Reposted by Satsuma DangerBayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Your only choices when comparison shopping are: 𝗦𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗯𝗿𝘂𝘀𝗵 𝗖𝗮𝗻𝘆𝗼𝗻 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗹 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $230 Take a walk on these clouds and we know you’ll see: Comfort has a new name. It’s Style. 𝗧𝗼𝘂𝗰𝗵𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗖𝗼𝘇𝘆 𝗪𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻’𝘀 𝗦𝗹𝗶𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘀 $13 Do not allow in baby crib 141741288
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 13hIt's always such a gamble because, like, you don't know. You don't know Amelia man, she was like... like just the worst. God. Yeah she totally would. 020
Satsuma Danger @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 13hAlso it's a bad movie so, like, prepare for that. 010