clemmie @clementine.tgirl.gay · 15hthe same between my wife and i. i will always be dogs out forever 120 2
clemmie @clementine.tgirl.gay · 15hour toaster was made in the 70s and sounds like a fire alarm going off. we have to warn guests 010 1
clemmie @clementine.tgirl.gay · 21/10/2026you're going to have women directing you to their nearest woodchipper rental now. 180 8
clemmie @clementine.tgirl.gay · 21/10/2026so i think with practice and dedication ive got it up to 80%. still not as good as the real thing but now it's triggering the fear i get. which might be good 030 3
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clemmie @clementine.tgirl.gay · 15/10/2026deeply disturbing. i will send my legion to influence the next Marcie Dream Cycle and ensure that i reign supreme. or something idk 020 2
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clemmie @clementine.tgirl.gay · 10/10/2026falling asleep accidentally before I do my night routine -and then waking up an hour or two later- is so consistent at giving me a panic attack. like 95% of my panic attacks this month have been under these conditions 110 1
clemmie @clementine.tgirl.gay · 08/10/2026unfortunately things that are good for you tend to be really trite. it's so annoying. 010 1
clemmie @clementine.tgirl.gay · 08/10/2026women I love are telling me I'm developing an "auntie" build. which is good I think? 240 4
clemmie @clementine.tgirl.gay · 07/10/2026my wife got me on Making My Bed and admittedly it is pretty nice. 050 5
clemmie @clementine.tgirl.gay · 06/10/2026i also recently came out at the office. it's kinda freaky in a hard to describe way. 010 1
clemmie @clementine.tgirl.gay · 06/10/2026how much are you willing to lie to your doctor for pills that'll change your body and make Her dick harder at the sight of you? 020 2
clemmie @clementine.tgirl.gay · 06/10/2026you literally can be made to lactate. it's pretty simple actually. Plus i'm sure you'd take whatever pills She asked you to anyways. 250 5
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clemmie @clementine.tgirl.gay · 06/10/2026I have an umbrella that helps me out in the sun. it's really nice. fully opaque. I'd recommend. plus it makes it feel less hot being directly in the sun 020 2
clemmie @clementine.tgirl.gay · 06/10/2026we are the same in this way. my wife is the opposite in this way. 120 2
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