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@clef-tes.bsky.social
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they/them! 🏳️‍⚧️ trans nb, ace, MTG (EDH), pencil pusher, former massage therapist, non-state actor

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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 6h
That Flamecaster would be a great addition, and I *absolutely* want a Squawkroaster in my life immediately!
Squawkroaster
Double strike
Vivid — Squawkroaster's power is equal to the number of colors among permanents you control.
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
4 decks I'm bringing to MTG Commander night
When Minsc & Boo enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste.

+1: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste.

−2: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's power. If the sacrificed creature was a Hamster, draw X cards.

Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes can be your commander.Cascade (When you cast this spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Spells you cast with mana value 6 or greater have cascade.Proxy alteration of "The Cyber-Controller" into "Elon, Nepo Dumbass"

When Elon enters, each opponent mills X cards. Put all creature cards milled this way onto the battlefield face down under your control. They're 2/2 Cyberman artifact creatures.

Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample

At the beginning of each combat, until end of turn, each other creature you control gets +1/+1 if it has flying, +1/+1 if it has first strike, and so on for double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, protection, reach, trample, vigilance, and partner.

Partner
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
My most popular is Chatterfang because squirrels are just too fun to resist, but I'm really proud of my keywords deck if for no other reason than it's an overlooked first strike-trample-deathtouch in the command zone
Akroma and Falthis
Rank #3050
156 decks
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's part of a cycle of made-for-EDH legends exclusive to that set, which has a couple other bangers
Whenever Imaryll attacks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of other Elves you control.

You may have Imaryll assign its combat damage as though it weren't blocked.Flying

During your turn, equipped creatures you control have indestructible.
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I pulled the foil of this version in a pack, it looks great, and now it's worth as much as the rest of the deck it's in
Ancient Copper Dragon in the showcase ink-drawing version with red background
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love it, especially the lil theft subtheme you've got with stuff like Come Back Wrong and Thieving Amalgam ❤️ Closest I have to that is my old Miracle Max deck! Sac dorks like the Adnate and Szeras rule there, highly recommend manabox.app/decks/9vVohT...
Soldevi Adnate
1B
{T}, Sacrifice a black or artifact creature: Add an amount of {B} equal to the sacrificed creature's mana value.
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's a slightly old photo
Interior shot of Mox Mania's player area, with clean white tables and chairs covered by a variety of playmats. The wall in the background is dominated by a collage made of MTG cards that spells "Mox Mania" over an image of a Black Lotus.
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Brain meme...but Gowron
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This hyperspecific genre of tragedy hits me for critical damage EVERY TIME
Superman comic "For The Man Who Has Everything" where Superman is imprisoned in a dream where Krypton never exploded and he lived a peaceful life of domestic bliss

These panels depict him finally confronting that his beloved son isn't real
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
See also Superman for afaik the first and best example of this hyperspecific genre
Superman: "For the Man Who Has Everything"Superman: "For the Man Who Has Everything"
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Nine legs? [lights pipe] Eight vaganias
Grimsby with a pipe, saying "Imagine"
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Additional option that I love - doesn't generate by himself, but has Vraska's combo potential of Treasure creatures, but without blue so you've got to work harder for your artifact synergies
Other outlaws you control have vigilance and haste. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.)

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have Treasures you control become 3/3 Construct Assassin artifact creatures in addition to their other types until end of turn.
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I do want to give Vihaan some flowers here, because he may not make Treasure but he makes it *move*
Vihaan, Goldwaker
RWB
3/3
Other outlaws you control have vigilance and haste. (Assassins, Mercenaries, Pirates, Rogues, and Warlocks are outlaws.)

At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have Treasures you control become 3/3 Construct Assassin artifact creatures in addition to their other types until end of turn.
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, this won't go infinite with a ham sandwich, but it'd definitely let planeswalkers ult right away even if it didn't say "each"
Liliana Vess, whose ult rez's all graveyards
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
LET THESE DEVS COOK FOREVER
edited dril tweet: "turning a big dial taht says 'cool shit' on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right."
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I see you, whichever writer remembers that Chandra literally learned the Jaya Ballard school of thought #MTG #vorthos
Now that a mage she once respected threatens the Multiverse, there is no virtue in subtlety, at least not as far as Chandra is concerned.MTG card Inferno from 9th Edition. The flavor text reads:
"Some have said there is no subtlety to destruction. You know what? They’re dead.”
—Jaya Ballard, task mage
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Commander that I picked because it lets me do the funny thing (Vehicle deck ragging on Elon) in an effective way (U/B artifact synergy)
Elon, Nepo Dumbass
When The Cyber-Controller enters, each opponent mills X cards. Put all creature cards milled this way onto the battlefield face down under your control. They're 2/2 Cyberman artifact creatures.

Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.When this Vehicle enters, each player chooses two nontoken, non-Vehicle creatures they control. Exile them until this Vehicle leaves the battlefield.

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, put a card exiled with it into its owner's graveyard. If you do, investigate.

Crew 2Flying

When this Vehicle enters, draw two cards.

Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle.

Crew 2
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My partner pulled this in foil from a pack, it's one of the most beautiful cards I've ever seen
Akroma's Will in the Mystical Archive art style, by Zuzanna Wuzyk
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Worth noting the tool isn't perfect, since it's missed any combo that involves Wernog, but overall super cool!
When Wernog, Rider's Chaplain enters or leaves the battlefield, each opponent may investigate. Each opponent who doesn't loses 1 life. You investigate X times, where X is one plus the number of opponents who investigated this way.

Partner—Friends forever (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh hell yeah, my Sherlock Holmes deck is just as dumb as I wanted it to be manabox.app/decks/AZxSlV...
Graphic depicting 26 different possible infinite combos for a WBG aristocrats deck
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Barn spiders love posing ❤️
Barn spider posing in the center of a web in front of an out-of-focus full moon behind treesCloseup of barn spider in center of web just outside window
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tags are a valuable part of creative writing
Tags: "cowards can't block warriors", "DiJonai Carrington is now my favorite WNBA player", "I'm just asking questions like is sophie cunningham a cunt?", "seeing ghosts", "trans women are women"

Categories: Strategy
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We salute our queen!
Kate Mulgrew as Kathryn Janeway as Queen Arachnia
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post a meme made by you (ofc all my best work is MTG)
Evil Kermet telling Kermit "Cut a land"Heavy from TF2 giving shadowed-face interview: "I fear no man. But that thing..."

[Insert picture of Ms. Bumbleflower]

"...It scares me."
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Look, transition might fix her, and we won't know for sure until we try
JD Vance looking completely normal
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Elijah Wood exploding with laughter, photoshopped onto the scheme card "My Laughter Echoes"
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Oh hell yeah, he was great in Tomorrow Never Dies!
Doctor Kaufman, the greatest character in Tomorrow Never Dies, who has a kinda similar mustache to Paul Bearer but tbh I just wanted a chance to mention our lord and savior Doctor Kaufman

He's holding a lil pistol with lil black leather gloves on

He has a bachelor's degree in Economics, he could shoot you from Stuttgart unt ztill create ze proper effect
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Here's a nice lil spectrum of sub-$3 cards ranging from polite to rude
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Oh yeah, there's a lot of stuff you can do with these lil freaks
Gleeful Arsonist

Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, this creature deals damage equal to its power to that player.

Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)Indestructible

Whenever this creature attacks, blocks, or becomes the target of a spell, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.

{5}: Monstrosity 5. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put five +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)Reach

Whenever another creature you control enters, you may pay {2}. When you do, that creature deals damage equal to its power to target creature.

Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Jenova's power on up to one other target creature. That creature becomes a Mutant in addition to its other types.

Whenever a Mutant you control dies during your turn, you draw cards equal to its power.
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Yep, there are only two that I could find with the stack explicitly referenced in *printed non-reminder* text, but there are a few older cards like Torrent of Lava that reference it in errata (Oracle text in alt text!)
Grip of Chaos

Whenever a spell or ability is put onto the stack, if it has a single target, reselect its target at random. (Select from among all legal targets.)Lightning Storm

Lightning Storm deals X damage to any target, where X is 3 plus the number of charge counters on Lightning Storm.

Discard a land card: Put two charge counters on Lightning Storm. You may choose a new target for it. Any player may activate this ability but only if Lightning Storm is on the stack.Torrent of Lava

Torrent of Lava deals X damage to each creature without flying.

As long as Torrent of Lava is on the stack, each creature has "{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to this creature by Torrent of Lava this turn."
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I also like this one because it's a fun implementation of flavor in design! (Even if a +1 counter and a temporary +1 are an awkward mix)
I'm A Doctor, Not a...
Instant [G]
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Until end of turn, it gets +1/+1 and becomes a Doctor. (It loses all other creature types.)
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
You can't just win, you gotta find a gimmick Test of Endurance with an Oloro that never left the command zone: boring Running Transcendence with Iroh so that you can peacefully kill an opponent who's beat you up, or take yourself out to end game faster: fun, worth keeping tally marks on the card
Test of Endurance MTGOloro, Ageless Ascetic MTGTranscendence MTGIroh, Tea Master MTG
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
In this house we salute the *real* flag as well as the boring one
LASER LOON FLAG
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Incredibly accurate portrayal of an average FreedomMan
Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Chapter 34

An American exchange student is revealed to have killed a woman and reacts AmericanlyMajin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Chapter 34

An American exchange student is revealed to have killed a woman and reacts Americanly
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
None have ever served more
Teysa Karlov
2WB 2/4
Legendary Creature - Human Advisor
If a creature dying causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Creature tokens you control have vigilance and lifelink.
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I run it in Minsc and Boo just so that I can have Dinosaur Hamster
Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes

When Minsc & Boo enters and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste.

+1: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste.

−2: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's power. If the sacrificed creature was a Hamster, draw X cards.

Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes can be your commander.
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Congratulations!! Always a big moment, but the joy that can come after is shocking (mfw new gender euphoria)
Electric Revelation
Instant  {2} {R}

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.

Draw two cards.

Flashback {3} {R}
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
THUMB CAT SOLIDARITY
Tabby cat on a cardboard chaise lounge extending one front paw out, which visibly has a large extra "thumb" toe
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sorry, MTG confirmed it, it says "Q" right there in the creature type
Trelane, Squire of Gothos
{5}{U}
4/5
Legendary Creature - Q
Vigilance
Ward {2}
Trelane can't be blocked.
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Same reason why every 5c changeling deck should run this baby 😁
Widespread Brutality
1BRR Sorcery
Amass Zombies 2, then the Army you amassed deals damage equal to its power to each non-Army creature.
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Poe Dameron saying "Somehow, Bruno returned."
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
410,757,864,530 welders don't know!
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 1989
I am trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I wrote it wonky so that the crewing would happen only once per round, for one creature's types, but last the full round Could've done a "once per turn" rider like Lux Loco, but then it'd require crew each turn and you could tap a bunch of creatures at once to get multiple types
Luxurious Locomotive (altered to have art of Elon Musk's stupid Hyperloop)
{5} 6/5
Whenever this Vehicle attacks, create a Treasure token for each creature that crewed it this turn.

Crew 1. Activate only once each turn.
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Picard Sisko terrorist meme
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
There are going to be *many* memes and I love them in advance
"Do not toot it!"
"Fool! Doctor Doom toots as he pleases!"Kid playing trumpet pointed directly at another kid covering her ears
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I am one of the three people pictured here
Far Side cartoon, 5/6/91
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Almost made the cut as The Party Card in my changeling deck, but in the end, the straps are just too fun
Multiclass Baldric
{1}
Artifact - Equipment

Equipped creature has lifelink if you control a Cleric, deathtouch if you control a Rogue, haste if you control a Warrior, and flying if you control a Wizard.

As long as you have a full party, prevent all damage that would be dealt to equipped creature.

Equip {2}
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Aw, the wrapping is the fun part!
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🎼 Clef @clef-tes.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Om nom nom nom
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