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A librarian who's here to post silly comics She/They

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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Friday at work
A comic made of four post it notes about people asking me if I'm afraid I'll be replaced by AI. The first panel asks "aren't you afraid AI will replace you at your job?". In the second panel I start thinking about a skull on a pedestal I saw yesterday. In the third panel me and my colleague are standing in front of it. My colleague asks "whose skull is that???" As I say "do we have a skull cleaning kit?". In the fourth panel I'm back to the present conversation and answer "I mean bitch can try."
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mystery Season 2
A four panels comic about how hard I find it to keep up with new shows. In the first panel me and my friend are sitting on a couch in front of the tv. My friend says: "Hey, the writer of Mystery TM has started working on Season 2!". I reply "Oh!". In the second panel, I ask "When did season 1 come out? 2022?". My friend replies: "Yeah, part 1 in 2022 and part 2 in 2023 on Lulu." I say: "Oh yeah, 4 eps every week then 6 eps in a row right?". In the third panel, I appear confused. I ask: "Wait...how did it even end?". My friend hesitates and says: "Err...Naomi Watts finds out she's the mystery?". I reply: "IT'S NOT THE AXE GUY???". In the fourth panel, My friend turns to me and says: "...Let's just rewatch Poirot.".
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
French Keigo
A comic in four post it notes about my habit of being too formal in emails I send for the library. In the first panel I am writing an email and saying "Dear colleagues, would you be so kind as to send us an article from the journal of [...] With utmost respect and-". In the second panel a new mail arrives with a little ping. In the third panel the library has replied: "Hi! Sure, here's the PDF :). Best, John." . In the fourth panel I look in horror at the mail and say: "I USED TOO MUCH FRENCH KEIGO AGAIN!!!"
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Gamblers who manage to follow "responsible gaming codes of conduct," one study found, contribute a mere 4 percent of gambling revenues. "If responsible gaming were successful," an author of that study told a radio journalist, "then the industry would probably shut down for lack of income." "
Whether the gambling industry is sincere in its campaign to promote responsible gambling, or whether the driving impetus behind this campaign (as behind similar campaigns by the alcohol and tobacco industries) is to insulate the industry's products and practices from blame for problematic consumer behavior, the fact remains that a grossly disproportionate percentage of its revenues happen to derive from precisely such behavior. Gamblers who manage to follow "responsible gaming codes of conduct," one study found, contribute a mere 4 percent of gambling revenues. "If responsible gaming were successful," an author of that study told a radio journalist, "then the industry would probably shut down for lack of income." The conflict between the industry's responsi- bility rhetoric and the profit it reaps from irresponsibility leads some to the cynical conclusion that the promotion of responsible gambling, first and foremost, is a public relations strategy geared toward protecting rev- enue. As the Canadian gambling scholar James Cosgrave has commented, "responsible gambling is a form of risk management taught to individu- als, for individuals, but it is also a method of risk management" for states and the gambling industry.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Shaffer replied that he didn't think it was the casino's obligation to warn people."
"How do you know if you've gone beyond enough?" Luntz asked Shaf- fer during the 2003 keynote panel. "Are there any signs?" Warning signs, Shaffer responded, were spending more than you intended, going beyond your budget, and beginning to crave the activity. "Do casinos do enough to warn people of the signs?" Shaffer replied that he didn't think it was the casino's obligation to warn people. Luntz asked for the house lights to be turned up so that he could ask the same of the audience: "Is it the casino's responsibility to warn its patrons that they've reached a point of too much, or is it individual's responsibility to know when enough is enough?" Nearly all raised their hands for "individual's responsibility." As the scene demonstrates, the discussion around "responsible gambling" slips easily from scientific into moral and political terrain, with industry participants taking clear sides on the social debate over what sort of regulation should characterize the sphere of commercial consumption.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Shaffer asked the audience: "Isn't it possible to take in a huge amount of money and reduce gambling-related harms?""
THE 2007 MEETINGS of the National Center for Responsible Gambling opened with a town hall forum, held in a vast room in the conference facilities at the back of the Paris casino resort. Howard Shaffer presided over the gathering, whose purpose was to "challenge conventional wis- dom" about problem gambling. Some four hundred were in attendance, a group comprising health professionals (24 percent), academic research- ers (24 percent), gambling industry members (27 percent), government officials (14 percent), and representatives from other professional areas (11 percent). "It's good to have all the stakeholders in the same room," said Shaffer, neglecting to note the relative absence of gamblers. Conference aides had distributed "Response Innovation" clicker tech- nology at the entrance to the ballroom, and as Shaffer polled us on a number of widely held beliefs-the idea that the spread of legalized gam- bling leads to a spike in problem gambling, for instance-we pressed small buttons on the handheld devices. Our responses were transmitted, tallied, and posted on a large screen at the front of the room. After each polling, Shaffer invited audience members who represented the position of "conventional wisdom" to speak at the microphone in the center aisle, then promised that their beliefs would be challenged one by one in the upcoming panel sessions. Some deviated from the format, returning the challenge to Shaffer. A middle-aged man voiced doubt over the industry's motivation to support...Some deviated from the format, returning the challenge to Shaffer. A middle-aged man voiced doubt over the industry's motivation to support research initiatives on problem gambling. "We had a tour of this casino earlier and learned that two million dollars come in per day. If the industry is making that much money, doesn't it make sense that they'd want to protect it, and that they'd have little incentive to encourage anything that could change that?" By way of answer, Shaffer asked the audience: "Isn't it possible to take in a huge amount of money and reduce gambling- related harms?" Dispensing with the clicker technology to pursue this unscripted line of questioning, he had people raise their hands in the air. "How many believe it is possible to take in large amounts of money and reduce gambling-related harms at the same time?" Another audience member took the microphone. "Howard, it's not just about making a profit-it's about maximizing profit, and that's where the problems come in." Shaffer asked: "Is there a limit? What's the limit?" Someone in the back of the hall called out an answer: "In the industry, there is no limit." A woman in the front row stood and pointed out that revenue was exploding and had grown to three times what it was only recently. "I don't disagree," Shaffer responded, "but it's not a criticism you're making, because Disney does it too." Still standing, she countered: "At Disney you have limits on the rides." Although many had their hands raised to speak, Shaffer stopped the conversation and moved on.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Reading Addiction by Design, Machine Gambling in Las Vegas (2012) : "As Sherry Turkle has observed, children often personify electronic toys that fail to act in a predictable, consistent manner and thus seem to cheat: "If you cheat, you're alive," they told her."
"The opaque internal operations by which gambling machines arrive at
and deliver their verdicts are a source of great wonderment and conjecture among gamblers, as is evident in the countless discussions that gamblers initiate on Internet forums.“Knowing it's computerized doesn't really explain anything," Rose commented."That just makes it more of a mystery.""One of the great questions in philosophy," begins an article in the gambling magazine Casino Player,"is how the body of man, which is mechanical and concrete, can contain the element of mind, which is ephemeral.This has come down to the simple statement that we have a 'ghost' or god' in the machine. So too with today's slots." Evoking the ephemeral, ghostlike will of the random number generator, some in the industry call this component the Really New God."The RNG runs on
a computer chip, but people act like it's casting a spell," a designer told me. Scholars of technology have noted that people tend to attribute agency
to computerized devices (much as they attributed agency to mechanical automata earlier in history). Lucy Suchman links this tendency to the fact .....Lucy Suchman links this tendency to the fact that computers are "internally opaque and liable to unanticipated behavior." As Sherry Turkle has observed, children often personify electronic toys that fail to act in a predictable, consistent manner and thus seem to cheat:"If you cheat, you're alive," they told her. The degree of fascination that a given machine holds for its users, she argues, is directly related to the degree of unpredictability and aliveness that it conveys. "
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I'm reading A Face Like Glass by Frances Hardinge which is set in a world where people have to learn facial expressions and I'm fascinated by the concept that the lower classes are controlled through their inability to show anger:
'I see.' Madame Appeline sighed. She reached over and took hold of Neverfell's hands, and smiled sadly into her face. 'Neverfell ... I know that you were very upset by everything
you saw down there, but there are some things that you need to understand. Drudges are not like us. They thrive on routines and hard work, whereas luxuries and comforts do not really mean much to them. They do not really feel pain or fear, any more than stone bleeds or trembles when you chip it. A few of them play at having simple personalities, but it is nothing
more than an act, like monkeys dancing.' 'But ... but that's not true! Neverfell thought of Erstwhile's
mute, frustrated anger.'That's what everybody wants to think. The drudges do feel - they just don't have the Faces to show it. I hate it, the way they can only look calm and eager and
willing to please, even when they're watching each other die. Its horrible. And I know why nobody teaches them more Faces. It's just so that everybody else can pretend drudges aren't real people. That's right, isn't it?' 'The Face training for the drudges is carefully considered,' Madame Appeline answered swiftly.What would happen if
drudge children were taught unhappy Faces? They would grow up considering that they might be unhappy. They might look around and see unhappiness on each other's faces, and their own unhappiness would grow. If they wear a happy face for long enough, on the other hand, they are much more likely to believe in the end that they really are happy. And there's no real difference between being happy and believing you are happy, is there?'
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
"I used this generative tool to make concept art" people in the 17th century made shit up all the time from scratch, be better
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sometimes I'm looking for the spider broom and then find the sickest book I've ever seen:
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Very proud of myself for managing to do the Don't Bully Papa move which summons Cosette (I say while beating ponpon the little rabbit from a parallel universe)
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Sorry I'm not posting more videos right now because I'm trying to learn the Don't Bully Papa move for Valjean
Sets of moves for the Les Misérables fighting game with the character of Jean Valjean: 
-Valjean Savate (バルジャンソバット, Barujansobatto)	→↓↘ +【C】or【D】
-Tackle (タックル, Takkuru)	↓↘→ +【A】or【B】
-Gin no Shokkida (銀の食器だッ, lit. "Silver Cutlery")	↓↙← +【B】
-Papa o Ijimenaide (パパをいじめないでッ, lit. "Don't bully Papa")	↓↙← +【C】
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
The funniest thing by far to me (aside from the excellent designs and the fact that somehow, everyone actually speaks perfect French) is this character who's called Jugement and who is miles stronger than anyone else and will crush you before flying off?? What???
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This is exactly how I remember the novel, incredible
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Tonight I'm playing the Les Misérables fighting game
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
AC units adverts in France right now. This one is sold for 900 euros and is one of the few left in stock. The advert says "Heatwave? Don't risk it! Only a few units left!".
A screenshot of a portable AC unit sold for 900 euros online.  The AC unit has been photoshopped into a burning desert with a city in flames behind it. The text is in french and reads : CANICULE, NE PRENEZ PAS DE RISQUE! DERNIÈRES PIÈCES, PLUS QUE QUELQUES UNITÉS, DÉPÊCHEZ VOUS! Rafraîchit rapidement, comfort immédiat. Facile à utiliser, pratique et mobile. Économique, faible consommation. La demande est très forte profitez en maintenant ! Stock limité de manquez pas ça !.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Also last time I donated blood, on top of the crêpes they also gave me a little blood bag keychain that works as a mini lamp and I love it so much
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
43C / 109F
A four frame comic about the heatwave in France. The comic shows me walking in the street holding an Anti UV umbrella and then sitting at home with the fan on. The text reads: "It's Friday. It's 38C. No longer 43C. I can breathe easier. I see another dead bird. I see a man sprawled on the street, under a burnt tree. And as I reach home, I swear to myself that when I get AC next year, I will yell all the same. I won't be pacified. I will yell." The last frame shows a building from outside, blinds all shit. The city outside is burning in flames.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Please donate your blood #makeaterriblecomicday #makeaterriblecomicday2026
A four frame comic about how I experience euphoria when I donate blood. The first frame shows me at a blood center donating blood, looking high. The text reads : "everytime I donate blood I experience euphoria. *High as hell on blood loss*". In the second frame I'm running around and waving my arms yelling weeeeeeee. The text reads : "I leave the center as happy as can be, convinced that donating solves everything.". In the third frame I am grasping my boss's shoulder, who is looking scared and sweating. The text reads : "For days after, I even tire everyone with tales of blood." I say to my boss: your blood must be so good!!!". In the fourth frame, I have turned into a gigantic bad, chasing my boss as she runs away. The text reads: they haven't donated yet.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Monday at work:
A four frames comic made of post it notes about the current heatwave in France. In the first frame we see a building from outside. The text reads: today is Monday. It's 41 degrees outside. 34 inside. In the second frame the sun can be seen from a window. The text reads : there is no AC. We don't have blinds. I suggest painting the windows. People agree. In the third frame, three people are talking. A colleague asks : "when will this heatwave end?" . In the fourth frame, only the sun is visible. The text reads: someone replies "it won't."
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Monday at work:
A four frame comic made of post it notes about my work at the library. In the first frame the text reads : it's Monday. Someone gave me a bunch of bezoar stones. In the second frame I am holding the bezoar stones in disgust and saying "I don't like them Jean-Michel." My colleague Jean Michel replies: " they're rare!". In the third frame I'm looking conflicted and holding them. In the fourth frame I say "can I have a parasite instead?". Jean Michel replies: no.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Happy pride from Porygon everyone. This was a real conversation.
A four frame comic about how I did not know Porygon was an artifical Pokémon. In the first frame I am talking to my friend and saying "Porygon is my favorite pokémon!". My friend replies "Ah yeh, he's very cute.". In the second frame my frame bumps me in the shoulder playfully and says "A shame he's AI right?". I appear confused and say "what". In the third frame I ask "Porygon is AI?". She replies: "What did you think he was?". I say: "A rock?" and she says "What kinda rock is that?". We both appear confused. In the fourth frame a drawing of a happy porygon is shown. I say: "A gay rock?"
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I'm in love with Joshua Burge's performance as Marty in this film. I thought he was incredible.
Screenshot of actor Joshua Burge from Vulcanizadora.Screenshot of actor Joshua Burge from Vulcanizadora.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Watched Joel Potrykus's Vulcanizadora (2024) tonight. Took my breath away, in that I think I forgot to breathe for an hour and a half. Excellent stuff.
Screenshot from the film Vulcanizadora. The two protagonists are facing each others and wearing metal contraptions around their head, almost like bear traps.The deuteragonist from the film Vulcanizadora is holding his flask, which has been blown up by an explosive.The two main characters from the film are stading high up a hill in front of a bright blue sea. One of the characters says "You promised."A small explosive which has been placed inside a flask is being lit up by one of the characters.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Friday at work:
A four frames comic made of post it notes. In the first frame an old man comes in the library. The text reads: it's friday. An old man came in. Very old. The old man says: "I must return a book to you... I'm a bit late...". In the second frame I wave his worries away and says : don't worry about it! When did you borrow it? . In the third frame he stands silently. In the fourth frame a closeup of his face is shown, as he whispers "1944".
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Hannibal and Will play Smash Bros Melee
A four frames comic about an alternate universe where Will Graham and Hannibal Lecter play Smash Bros Melee on the gamecube. In the first frame Will and Hannibal are sitting on the couch. Will says "Thanks for letting me play Melee in your home Dr. Lecter.". Hannibal replies "My pleasure dear Will". In the second frame Hannibal is playing Kirby while Will is playing Starfox. Kirby uses the attack inhale and starts swallowing Starfox. Will says "I'll be honest, I didn't think you'd pick Kirby- oh.". In the third frame, Kirby can be seen munching on starfox happily. In the fourth frame, Will looks at Hannibal intensely while Hannibal is smiling and playing Melee.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Strawberry economics (part 2):
The first part of a comic about a comment I received on my comic entitled Strawberry Economics. The first frame says: "Someone commented that if I stopped comics and got a real job (underlined), then I would not think the economy is bad. Did they think pro artists should never complain?". The second frame shows me as a child, drawing on the floor, back to the reader. The text reads: "I was confused because I've never dreamt of making money with art. That idea died when I was a child.". The third frame shows me surrounded by boxes. The text reads: "I start working in libraries instead. At my first job I earned 1270 a month, lifting boxes all day. A real job. Real pain.". The fourth frame shows an empty hospital bed with me sitting besides it. The text reads: "My father had a real job too. he broke his body with it for 50 years. he died two years after retiring.". The fifth frame shows a corridor with three doors. The text reads: "By the time I was 26, all my neighbors had died of work related diseases. Real jobs of real people.". The fifth frame shows a plush looking like me , above many other plushes of people. The text reads: "The truth is that I am fine now. I got a unique, well paid job. They told me hundreds of people applied."The second page of my Strawberry Economics Part 2 comic. The first frame shows the plush looking like me being pulled by a claw , revealing I am insane of a giant claw machine. The text reads: "But they chose me. I'm so lucky." The second frame is a closeup of my happy face. The text reads "And so, I can afford groceries.". The last frame shows the giant claw machine. The text reads: "The economy is so very good."
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
67 summer
A four frame comic set during the heatwave in France. In the first frame, a kid calls out to me shouting "HEY" and I turn around. We are both red and sweating. In the second frame, he does the six-seven meme with his arms and says "S-six seven..." with difficulty. In the third frame I answer with the six seven variant meme, saying "Six-seven...uh...tasty crousty...". As I walk away head down and sweating, I say "Six seven degrees...".
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Let's say we're in France
France
In France, the law requires anyone to assist a person in danger or at the very least call for help. People who help are not liable for damages except if the damages are intentional or caused by a "strong" mistake.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
The Magic Gun Wizard ethical dilemma (rejected)
A four frame comic about a stupid ethical dilemmas involving a bleeding wizard and a magical gun. The dilemma, presented in quotes, is this: "You see a man dressed as a wizard, badly injured. He gives you a gun and says it has healing bullets. He begs you to shoot him to save his life. Do you shoot him and risk becoming a murderer or do nothing and risk letting a real wizard with a magic gun die?". The first frame shows the wizard lying down and bleeding, in pain. The second frame shows him with big pleading eye, holding a bright blue gun. In the third frame, a man hesitates while holding the gun, sweating. In the fourth frame, a letter is shown. It reads: "Dear sir, We inform you that you have been BANNED from the Ethical Dilemmas Society. Pleas edo not contact us again."
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Tuesday at work
A four frame comic made of post it notes about dealing with the heatwave at work (it's 36 degrees Celsius in France). In the first frame I am slouching on a chair, doing nothing. The text reads: it's tuesday at work. It is very hot. In the second frame I am giving my cooling fan to the students. I am saying "here child" and they are replying "i owe you my life.". The text reads: in my infinite kindness and folly I have given my fan to students. In the third frame I have turned into a sweaty slug like being. The text reads: it is a sacrifice I am willing to pay. I am strong. I am brave. In the fourth frame I say, still sweating : can we order two more fans.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Strawberry economics
A four frames comics about how I can afford strawberries as a 34 year old adult. The first frame shows a bunch of gariguette strawberries in a box at the supermarket. The text reads: "STRAWBERRIES ON SALE". In the second frame I am holding the box of strawberries happily, saying "And I have enough money left to afford them!". In the third frame I am eating them and saying "Mmm a scrumptious treat...". In the fourth frame I am closing my eyes and thinking "The economy is very bad".
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I think artists or anyone who loves films should watch a ballet or an opéra one day. This is the ending of Empreintes and it's so cool :
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I love this version of La Traviata where Violetta orders a kébab after the party and then texts her crush Alfredo while he's in some rented workspace:
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
It IS him...
Picture of a bittern doing a funny little walk, one leg up.screenshot from the music video Once in a lifetime by Talking Heads
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I always think "If someone shouted this at me on the street would I respond or pretend they're a ghost?" and if the answer is ghost then I don't reply
A two frames comic about reading some posts online and deciding to not react to them. The first frame shows me sitting at my computer desk and looking at the screen, saying nothing. In the second frame I say "Yeh I'm not gonna react to that."
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Also they replaced the wine with redbull so Méphistophélès tells everyone he hates it and then this guy shows up like "Enough I'm going to kill you" and he's dressed like ThiS
Screenshot from Gounod's Faust played in 2024 at the Opéra Bastille. A man is giving cans of redbull to everyone. They're all singing in front of a basketball court.The opéra character Méphistophélès here dressed in a black suit with black gloves and long hair, drinks the redbull can that was given to him.The character Méphistophélès hates the redbull. The original lines in the opéra are "Ah, que ton vin est mauvais" (your wine is so bad)The character Valentin arrives to threaten Méphistophélès. He's wearing grey jean and a bad t-shirt and an cowboy hat with a golden cross necklace.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I subscribed to the Opéra de Paris streaming platform and there's an insane version of Gounod's Faust where the line "And Satan leads the ball" [celebration] has been interpreted as "And Satan leads the [basket]ball"
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Took more pictures of the d'Orbigny book today:
Illustration from the book Dictionnaire universel d'histoire naturelle by d'Orbigny (1844). This illustration is of a mole with a golden green fur.Illustration of a shrew from the same book.Illustration of a red maki from the same book, walking on a tree branch.Illustration of a raccoon eating.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My oshi Lee Van Cleef
A four frame comic about my eternal love for western actor Lee Van Cleef. In the first frame I am hiking in a forest with a friend who asks me "In the Hunger Games would you rather kill me or let me win?". I reply "I'd let you win of course!". In the second frame she is smiling happily and asks: "Aww! And would you save me or Lee Van Cleef?". In the third frame I quickly turn my back to her. We both are without expressions. In the fourth frame I reply , back still turned, "...You of course". She yells: "WHY DID YOU TURN AROUND THEN!!! Look me in the eyes!".
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Friday at work. The pheasant flew away when I asked.
A four frame comic made of post it notes about my work day during friday before a long weekend. In the first frame I'm sitting at my desk. The text reads: it's friday. I'm all alone in the library. In the second frame a female pheasant is sitting by the library window. The text reads : a pheasant has come to keep me company. In the third frame a computer and a keyboard are shown, with Excel opened. The text reads: i have 323 books left to catalog and clean. In the fourth frame I am standing by the window as the pheasant flies away. The text reads: i wish I was this pheasant, but I don't know if it would like being me.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Mr. Everyman
A four frame comic about a film trope where a "dad" character turns out to be a total badass from the CIA-Army forced out of retirement to protect his family/community by shooting about a hundred people. In the first frame a man, his wife, son, and daughter are posing for a photograph. The text reads "I'm an ex green beret and hitman who has retired to become Mr. Everyman." In the second frame a man with black hair smiles evily at him and says "Not so fast, Everyman. The italian-russian-dutch mafia always pays its debts...". Everyman looks in horror and shouts "Big Tönii!!". In the third frame Mister Everyman is holding two very badly drawn guns and saying "I don't want to but I am FORCED to kill a hundred men to PROTECT MY PEACE." . In the last frame of the comic he's shown wearing a black suit and shooting at three men while yelling "Aaaaa I hate violence so much aaaaa".
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Another monday at work, they hate me man, they hate me and parasites
A four frame comic made of post it notes about my monday at work. In the first frame the text reads : It's monday and we're talking about parasites. In the second frame I'm happily proposing that we display more parasites at the museum to my colleague Jean Michel. The text reads : I think we should display more parasites, people love parasites!. In the third frame Jean Michel points to me and says : you mean YOU love parasites. In the fourth frame I start crying and shout : AND AM I NOT PEOPLE?! . Jean Michel replies: I'm starting to think you might be a parasite
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
No hate on whoever decided he should look like slenderman-nosferatu and I know it's a different universe but this man is not marriage material
Cover for Absolute Batman showing batman with Mr Freeze in the back , looking very elongated and zombie like
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Mr. Freeze
A four frame comic about the state of the world and my upside down reaction to it. In the first frame I am happily driving a car in the middle of a massive fire. The text reads: "Usually the worse it gets, the calmer I tend to be.". In the second frame, I'm holding my head in my hands, sad and stressed. The text reads: "But sometimes the stress piles up and I break down". In the third frame the text reads: "For the wrong reasons:". In the fourth frame, I am seen crying dramatically. The text reads: "THEY MADE DC'S MR. FREEZE UGLY AAAGAIINNN."
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Went to the Carnavalet Museum and was captivated by this black and white painting by René Lelong:
Photograph of the 1910 painting by René Lelong named "Une fête militaire de charité : le carrousel du Grand-Palais". It shows a group of people watching military men on horses at the Grand Palais in Paris.Closeup of the painting.Further closeup of the painting showing several women with big opulent hat adorned with feathers. They are wearing fur coats and the men top hats.Closeup of the painting with a woman wearing a big 1910 era dress with voluminous sleeves and a hard with feathers.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
This is how I picture Uruk hai yaoi
A comic made of four post it on the concept of yaoi about the Uruk Hai from Lord of the rings. In the first panel the tower of Sauron is crumbling while Sauron is saying "oh shite" and two uruk hai watch from the distance. In the second panel the first uruk hai says "Oh Jean Marc, we lost! What shall happen to us?" In the third panel the second uruk hai grasps his shoulder and replies "Bertrand..." . In the fourth panel they are holding each other and Jean Marc the Uruk Hai says "let's open a restaurant together Bertrand..." .
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Little Soapbox Sadie
A four panels comic about a TV Show and film trope that I hate. The first frame shows a college or university professor saying "Hello class [says a banal statement to show that the protagonist is a sound and sensible everyman.]. The second panel shows a student in "alternative fashion", saying "Um, excuse me professor, [Insane objection to portray anyone advocating for social reform as a vapid poser and a preachy, annoying hypocrite]. The third panel shows the professor replying: "Ah, [ A simulacrum of a semi witty and dry reply to reinforce the status quo and champion inaction as a virtue]. The fourth panel shows the student smiling . The text reads: [Let us forget the sun will kill us all very soon]."
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Looked at this guy from a 1579 map and thought "he would be very popular online"
A closeup of Septentrionalivm regionvm descrip by Abraham Ortelius, a map from the 16th century exhibited at the French National Library. It depicts a bull with a serpentine like body, crushing a fish with his front legs.
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Xiaoyi @cleefouti.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This map and many others can currently be seen at the French National Library exhibit on maps ! Had an amazing time there.
A closeup on the "Map on Nowhere" by Grayson Perry (2008). This portion satirizes the wedding industry and depicts it as a demon.A photograph of Harold Fisk's "Meander Map of the Mississippi River" done in 1944. This map looks like a mess of colored ribbons, each color tracing the shifting banks of the Mississippi River through space and time.A photograph of a map done by artist Sylvie Sellig, "Carte du Finistère". Over a normal map of the Finistère in France, Selig drew a pig's face, perhaps in relation to the pig industry of the region.A closeup of Johann Martines 1582 "Atlas nautique du monde". This depicts a little lion with a funny expression on his face. He looks like a dog more than a lion.
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