Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 3h"this is worse than the burning of the Library of Babel!" *cuts to the library of babel burning and everyone just shrugs because it's just an infinitely small percentage of the library on fire* 120
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 7hthinking about becoming a furry purely to participate in needless community drama 010
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Everything keeps getting worse and there is no sign of relenting but at least i have a cat now kinda 191
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 01/10/2026september's over! somebody wake up the guy from radio head! 😭😭😭 121
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026goggling shit like "why does my wrist hurt whenever i drink energy drinks" and every chud "freethinking" doctoid is parroting the same "stop drinking them they are bad for you" rhetoric 020
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 22/09/2026everyone wants fat bear week but nobody wants scrawny twink week :( 010
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Both Seth McFarlane and Mark Wahlberg were originally supposed to be on the 9/11 flights but conveniently missed them. This has lead me to the theory that time travel is real and was used o ensure that Ted and Ted 2 would exist in our world. 030
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I wish I was the person I was two years ago. Feels like a stranger 010
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 10/09/2026do you think his parent's named him charlie "kirk" because they knew one day he'd get "kirked". or was that just a coincidence 072
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 03/09/2026alvin and the chipmunks foo fighters: who's getting the best the best the best the best of head 041
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 02/09/2026guy who's only listened to Protest The Hero and thinks "Progressive metal" just means it's politically woke 160
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 01/09/2026he just put out an instrumental jazz album and it's pretty damn good 110
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 31/08/2026if i was squidwards neighbour i'd be respectful and normal towards him because i'm a grown adult 030
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 27/08/2026youtube autoplayed 6 hours of scott the woz videos while i was asleep last night and i woke up with an newfound encyclopedic knowledge of the Wii U 050
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 27/08/2026your Lisas are starving your Barts are begging your Marges are mourning your Homers are folding unseen, unsung, under the simp son 000
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 24/08/2026been thinking a lot about the Great Molasses Flood of 1919 lately 120
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 20/08/2026your self-hating trans friend: "i'm such a moid! my bone structure is all wrong! I'll never be a passoid!" your idiot friend who got his hand stuck in a beehive, and while attempting to get it out, fell and got his other hand stuck in a different beehive: "YEEEEEEEEEOUCH" 090
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"And you know what they call Fortnite in Paris?" "They don't call it Fortnite?" "They call it Battle Royale with Cheese" 130
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026keep having that dream where i'm bleeding from every orifice 000
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026lowkey i hate the life i'm living but i hate change even more so it'll probably stay this way 030
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Outer butt areas are above boobs, but as you get closer to the hole it's below boobs because that's where the poop goes and that's yucky 111
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I respect boobs and boob enjoyers but i see a set of nice tits and i feel nothing 010
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Boobs are lowkey one of the most mid and forgettable body parts. Like nothing against them but kind of a milquetoast nothingburger fleshpart 510
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 06/08/2026gay macklemore: i'm gonna suck some fags only got twenty dollars in my pocket 030
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 01/08/2026stop listening to mass of the fermenting dregs and start getting ass from the fermenting fags 040
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 29/07/2026At a cafe and there's this family with 10 kids vlogging their donut eating experience with two seperate cameras 220
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I like the part in The Odyssey where Helen Of Troy is like "and this is my son, The Fall" 010
Reposted by JayDisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Christopher Nolan reveals a surprise celebrity cameo for The Odyssey (Source: tinyurl.com/39ec3mzr) 71122390
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 09/07/2026*naively returning to present day after i went back in time and stopped 9/11 by telling the pilots to go hit some other towers*: "oh boy i can't wait to listen to Yankee Hotel Foxtrot by Wilco" 130
Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 06/07/2026*seeing a cat and a dog* what are you, the raining brothers? 1112
