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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everything keeps getting worse and there is no sign of relenting but at least i have a cat now kinda
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
september's over! somebody wake up the guy from radio head! 😭😭😭
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
goggling shit like "why does my wrist hurt whenever i drink energy drinks" and every chud "freethinking" doctoid is parroting the same "stop drinking them they are bad for you" rhetoric
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the screamo to atmosludge pipeline
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
get me the fuck out of this city i want out
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
everyone wants fat bear week but nobody wants scrawny twink week :(
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am really sick of vancouver lmao
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Both Seth McFarlane and Mark Wahlberg were originally supposed to be on the 9/11 flights but conveniently missed them. This has lead me to the theory that time travel is real and was used o ensure that Ted and Ted 2 would exist in our world.
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wish I was the person I was two years ago. Feels like a stranger
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
do you think his parent's named him charlie "kirk" because they knew one day he'd get "kirked". or was that just a coincidence
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
when does the dread stop
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
alvin and the chipmunks foo fighters: who's getting the best the best the best the best of head
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
guy who's only listened to Protest The Hero and thinks "Progressive metal" just means it's politically woke
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
thank you Andrew WK
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
if i was squidwards neighbour i'd be respectful and normal towards him because i'm a grown adult
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
they're dropping an anvil on me tomorrow
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
can't spell skrillex without krill in the sex
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
youtube autoplayed 6 hours of scott the woz videos while i was asleep last night and i woke up with an newfound encyclopedic knowledge of the Wii U
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
your Lisas are starving your Barts are begging your Marges are mourning your Homers are folding unseen, unsung, under the simp son
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mona @jessieyuckley.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
fucking thneedhons
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
been thinking a lot about the Great Molasses Flood of 1919 lately
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
your self-hating trans friend: "i'm such a moid! my bone structure is all wrong! I'll never be a passoid!" your idiot friend who got his hand stuck in a beehive, and while attempting to get it out, fell and got his other hand stuck in a different beehive: "YEEEEEEEEEOUCH"
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
"And you know what they call Fortnite in Paris?" "They don't call it Fortnite?" "They call it Battle Royale with Cheese"
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
gay Shel SIlverstein: "it's giving tree"
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
keep having that dream where i'm bleeding from every orifice
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
lowkey i hate the life i'm living but i hate change even more so it'll probably stay this way
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Boobs are lowkey one of the most mid and forgettable body parts. Like nothing against them but kind of a milquetoast nothingburger fleshpart
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Adult Sex and Unaliving At Camp Miasma
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
gay macklemore: i'm gonna suck some fags only got twenty dollars in my pocket
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
free guy on the motel tv #neverkillyourself
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
stop listening to mass of the fermenting dregs and start getting ass from the fermenting fags
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
At a cafe and there's this family with 10 kids vlogging their donut eating experience with two seperate cameras
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I like the part in The Odyssey where Helen Of Troy is like "and this is my son, The Fall"
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Christopher Nolan reveals a surprise celebrity cameo for The Odyssey (Source: tinyurl.com/39ec3mzr)
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*naively returning to present day after i went back in time and stopped 9/11 by telling the pilots to go hit some other towers*: "oh boy i can't wait to listen to Yankee Hotel Foxtrot by Wilco"
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
*seeing a cat and a dog* what are you, the raining brothers?
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the simpsons
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
put new decor up in the washroom
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
if i was hotter i'd become one of those white trans girls who make tiktoks and reel skits where it's just the same like 3 jokes about being trans over and over but i'm not hot enough so i have to try and develop a personality instead
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
oh my fucking god
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
i think a lot of the discourse around Anthony Fantano comes from people not understanding the importance and work that goes into being a critic. The artists only have to create art - something they love doing. The critic, however, he has to remember it so you don't have to.
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
six seven if it was having sex: sex sexen
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Stopped taking my meds in hope i'd feel something and now i still feel empty but i also have brain fog
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
it's come to my attention that Down With Webster has been made aware of this post. thank you Exclaim Magazine.
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I wouldn't date stuart little he's a little bitch, that was just a hypothetical
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
if stuart little was my boyfriend i would get my nipples pierced but the piercing would just be one long bar between both nips so that he can use it as a chin-up bar to do exercises
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Jay @cleaming.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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