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Dangerous Dave

@cldakalc.bsky.social
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72, going on 27. Retired from work but not from life. Home is just a place to hang out between trips. I dabble in homemade memes and parody posts as well as tongue and cheek take downs of Political jokes

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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A final update to my original Piano Man parody. Feel free to share or sing along
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trump demonstrates his mathematical skills- mostly division!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
..SA!..SA!🤦‍♂️😝😝😝😝
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pick one!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Turns out there were actually Four Stooges!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How soon before Trump bans panel vans and requires all deliveries to be made using pickup trucks and horses and buggies!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Why is someone who is “not on the ballot” wasting tax dollars flying around the country to these sparsely attended bullshitathons when his job is to end his Three Day War, fix medicare, lower employment, lower gas prices and fix the economy. He cant even define trade deficit FFS. 🤦
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Either this Or plan B) invade Canada
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He thought it meant Idiot Quota and that’s the average number of attendees at his rallies!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Mayo clinic was excited to learn that after he dies,Trump wants to donate his brain for scientific research. Turns out they’ve never been offered an unused one before!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So many words just to say Trumpzacount.
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ladies and Gentlemen- Behold! The Turd Reich.
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Who can I piss off today?
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If the Kardashians were chickens!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, it’s a rerun but it’s never not appropriate!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ya think? Either that or he’ll try to Invade Canada- assuming he doesn’t get the two Ontario’s confused!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
God had a point when he created Trump!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think most Nazis would be highly offended to have their name linked to a brain dead, xenophobic, mass murdering, racist paedophile like Trump. He needs his own descriptor. How about Twatzi?
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Never mind the $90 he’s giving back. Look what they stole from you www.nytimes.com/video/us/100...
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Video: Why Did D.H.S. Buy These Planes?
Our investigative reporter David A. Fahrenthold explains his investigation into 10 planes the Department of Homeland Security bought from a donor to former D.H.S. Secretary Kristi Noem.
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The average Gen Xer thinks Minute Maid was a tiny cleaning lady! 🤦‍♂️
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My take!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My Take!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Grape jam just is just communion wine and jello.
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a small brown turd Sittin there not sayin’ a word Till someone stepped in it Smeared it everywhere Because it was a real dark night The entire house now smells of shite It goes on and on, the pong, so wrong
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Based on recent events in the Senate I’m waiting for Trump’s Executive order to announce that GOP actually stands for Grabs Own Pussy.
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I guess he’s just a total Schmitthead! And a rude one at that.
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Looks like the attempted GOP smear campaign has headed right up Schmitt Creek!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There are two kinds of Americans. ⬇️. ⬇️
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The US anti terrorism team TIMSUA is taking full credit for preventing the recent UK attack TIMSUA is short for Trump IS Making Shit Up Again!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No you didn’t, you reposted a 4 year old Twitter post! Stolen Valour for strays. Shame on you!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Has this option crossed your mind? His backup plan if Elon cant rig the whole thing
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The perfect song to capture the happy couple
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You’d think a country that brags about being the greatest in the world would have some kind if Constitution to stop this shit!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My turn There once was an idiot called Donald Who had a penchant for McDonalds He ran beauty shows Leered at girls with no clothes And bragged ‘bout the ones he had fondled
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Its no longer a porta potty It’s a Trumpa Dumpa Loo
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s not how bad he looks, it’s how, stupid, rude , ignorant, paranoid and how much like a tin pot power drunk dickhead dictator he sounds.
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But look how much you’re saving in taxes by having a worse longevity than other G20 countries! 🤦‍♂️🙄. The younger you die, the more you save!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whoever wrote Trump’s speech should be made to listen to it on loop 24:7 until he begs for an open window on the 20th floor of Trump tower! If he wrote it himself- even better
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The media should just run a daily headline “We were told by a number of people that the Trump used his “presser” to spread the usual false promises, lies & fake economic statistics. No actual journalists were there to dispute his claims or raise the issue of his many mentions in the Epstein Files”
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I cant see Trump’s problem. If he can make up bullshit and lies every time he opens his mouth, I cant really see how he could object to the media reporting it.
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump’s reasoning is they’re spreading lies. Maybe if he didn’t tell so many they would stop reporting them!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Didn’t he actually say “give us 2 more years? I’m perfectly OK with that as long as they’re served in a federal prison! That would be 2 more, on top of the 10 for voter fraud, insider trading and tax evasion, among other things
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So America’s President is now officially NoBalls Goebbels! How long before he bans Late Night Talk Shows and replaces them with FauxSnooze 24/7. Time to start buying shares in VPN’s so Americans can watch the actual news on BBC, Euronews and Aljazeera.
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Former! I doubt he could get it up without surgical tape and a popsicle stick, assuming he could actually reach it!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Or if they’d followed through with releasing the Epstein Trumpopaedia
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If we’re having a singalong, here’s an old favourite
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Feel free to join in
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is that a polite way of saying batshit bonkers, fucking nuts, playing with half a deck, a few bricks shy of a full load. What does that say about the country that let him fuck them over, not just once, but twice and if Musk has a say, thrice!
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