Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Based on recent events in the Senate I’m waiting for Trump’s Executive order to announce that GOP actually stands for Grabs Own Pussy. 010
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Saint Catherine Driving the Last Snake out of Ireland 010
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Trump, once again distracts from his OWN failures 010
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026A “slightly” edited BBC report. No pedophiles or insurrectionists were financially harmed in the making of this post! 🤦♂️🙄🙄 020
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I told you already! Why does nobody listen? 🤦♂️🙄🤦♂️🙄🤦♂️🙄 020
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026If you believed Trump’s BS 9/11 speech today, I have the perfect apparel for you 001
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Trump’s latest “amazing” jobs report 162,000 in a country of 360 million, is the equivalent of ONE village hiring a part time village idiot in case the present one got sick. 000
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026After Trump’s slew of AI shite today I’m reposting this earlier response of mine 010
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026And independent survey of Scots and Brits from Northern England shows 100% are in agreement that Trump is a fecking edjit! After 2 weeks of travelling it’s clear that the only things less popular than Trump are Nigel Farage and Syphilis. 011
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The Nobel Committee has just awarded Donald Trump the Nobel Prize for Illiteracy. He’s the first US president to meet the stringent criteria required IQ under 100 Reads and speaks at a Grade 3 level Speaks multiple languages including fluent Gibberish and Ancient Babylonandonandonian 020
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Can we all just accept the fact that anything Trump says or posts on Social media is largely bullshit,lies. projections or the insane ramblings of a senile paedophile who’s trying to cover his ass over his years of grift and criminality. Thank you for your attention to this matter 020
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Best Buy is ramping up their inventory of TV’s in anticipation of the average viewer’s reaction to Trump’s speech tonight! 020
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Much as I want to see Belgium kick ass,my TV will be off. I dont want to be part of the BS stats that Trump will throw out: 20.48 billion people watched the game,all because of my intervention in fixing this rigged Red card fiasco. FIFA would be nowhere without me! And if the US loses, it’s rigged 030
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Watching the Portugal- Spain match! Is anybody else still awake??? 000
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The World’sGreatest Game Ruined by The World’s Biggest Asshole! 010
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026FIFA2026-Tainted by Trump Join us in promoting the new slogan for the 2026 World Cup 010
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Might as well start the day off right by offending a few snowflakes before they melt 030
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Can someone please tell me when Trump is giving his self Strokathon and Biden Attack? I don’t want to accidentally turn my TV on while it’s happening. But if his fireworks display blows up the White House, I might watch that part! 030
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Question for Americans, When this Iran Shitfest is finally over, assuming that ever happens, can families deduct the $4,000, on average, that it will ultimately cost from your tax return when you file? 030
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Why do people post shit that clearly requires a response, then block people from responding? Seems like a dick move to me. And look at all the wrist exercise they miss not blocking people🙄! 020
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Dedicated to all the Scottish fans who managed to avoid Trump’s petty ban and need a collective “cheer” when they attend the FIFA World Cup 030
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 18/04/2026In case you were wondering Trump did not STOP EIGHT WARS. Google translate screwed up. The actual phrase was “I schtupped eight whores. And as a reminder 021
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 16/03/2026youtube.com/watch?v=0rtS.... Trump on Iran- the perfect summaryyoutube.comThe Italian Job - The Self Preservation Society - End Scene - 1969YouTube video by Marius Movie Music 000
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Turns out Netanyahu doesn’t genocide on the Sabbath so Trump is screaming for help from the EU countries he didn’t need help from on Tuesday! Meanwhile the oil he stole in the Venezuela Con is sitting offshore in ships requiring millions in maintenance & other $$ while legal issues block its release 030
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Killing them softly With his bombs Killing them softly open.substack.com/pub/ddodgson...open.substack.comSuffer the ChildrenAnd in Iran, Trump is making sure that they do! 000
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 28/02/2026“Hi Don jr, Eric, Jared, Did everyone get my message about buying Lockheed Martin, Northtrop and General Dynamics shares on Friday? What about my plan to get the media focus off the Trumpstein files ?” 020
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Happy President’s Day to all the “woke “ Americans on this feed. And to the MAGIdiots in the crowd - a Happy Present Dunce Daymedia.tenor.coma cartoon mouse in a diaper is sitting on a blue stool and holding a towel that says dunce .ALT: a cartoon mouse in a diaper is sitting on a blue stool and holding a towel that says dunce . 000
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Your thought for today. Jeff Bezos is a Royal Cunt and he’s just screwed over 300 journalists including several in War zones because he wants to turn the WaPo into the FoxNews for people who can read. He can cosplay Daddy Warbucks with his billiard ball boob cut but he’ll always be a Cunt- 000
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Can news media quit with these “breaking stories” about bit players found in the Trumpstein files and just focus on President Perv or, as I prefer to call him The PaedoPOTamUS 000
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 30/01/2026open.substack.com/pub/ddodgson...open.substack.comMore poetry for peasantsI remember not so long ago that walk in Central park 000
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Fox Breaking News: Leavitt announced to the world that Trump did, in fact, remember what he had for breakfast this morning. Stay tuned for further updates in 2 hours, at our noon broadcast 001
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 14/01/2026America: Just like Iran, only without the Burkas! 331
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 11/01/2026open.substack.com/pub/ddodgson...open.substack.comThe sound of TyrantsHello Donald my old Friend, I see you’ve lost your shit again 010
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 06/01/2026open.substack.com/pub/ddodgson...open.substack.comHappy “Hang Your VP Day”In Canada we are celebrating the birthdays of Glen Gould and Rick Hanson. 010
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Speaking of New Years Eve Ball Drops- did anyone find Trump’s 010
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Trump wants to build and name battleships after himself. Who else thinks USS BellEnd has a nice ring to it?🙄🤦♂️ 010
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Here’s a Trump staffer retrieving the stats Trump plans to use at his next speaking event 010
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Gonna name this squirrel Mike Johnson- he’s clearly having trouble finding his nuts 010
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Putting together a 10ten list of Trumps greatest lies in terms of egregiousness,stupidity & impact on people’s lives. Feel free to add just the lie, explanation’s can wait 1) Other countries pay Tariffs 2) Mexico will pay for the Wall 3) Covid- It will be Gone in 3 days 4) Election was rigged 1/2 120
Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 17/11/2025American’s are struggling to remember the Good Old Days when the Society illustrated in The Handmaiden’s Tale wasn’t looked on as a Best Case Scenario 010