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Dangerous Dave

@cldakalc.bsky.social
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72, going on 27. Retired from work but not from life. Home is just a place to hang out between trips. I dabble in homemade memes and parody posts as well as tongue and cheek take downs of Political jokes

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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Based on recent events in the Senate I’m waiting for Trump’s Executive order to announce that GOP actually stands for Grabs Own Pussy.
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Saint Catherine Driving the Last Snake out of Ireland
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trump, once again distracts from his OWN failures
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A “slightly” edited BBC report. No pedophiles or insurrectionists were financially harmed in the making of this post! 🤦‍♂️🙄🙄
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I told you already! Why does nobody listen? 🤦‍♂️🙄🤦‍♂️🙄🤦‍♂️🙄
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
If you believed Trump’s BS 9/11 speech today, I have the perfect apparel for you
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trump’s latest “amazing” jobs report 162,000 in a country of 360 million, is the equivalent of ONE village hiring a part time village idiot in case the present one got sick.
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
After Trump’s slew of AI shite today I’m reposting this earlier response of mine
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And independent survey of Scots and Brits from Northern England shows 100% are in agreement that Trump is a fecking edjit! After 2 weeks of travelling it’s clear that the only things less popular than Trump are Nigel Farage and Syphilis.
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Nobel Committee has just awarded Donald Trump the Nobel Prize for Illiteracy. He’s the first US president to meet the stringent criteria required IQ under 100 Reads and speaks at a Grade 3 level Speaks multiple languages including fluent Gibberish and Ancient Babylonandonandonian
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Can we all just accept the fact that anything Trump says or posts on Social media is largely bullshit,lies. projections or the insane ramblings of a senile paedophile who’s trying to cover his ass over his years of grift and criminality. Thank you for your attention to this matter
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Best Buy is ramping up their inventory of TV’s in anticipation of the average viewer’s reaction to Trump’s speech tonight!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Much as I want to see Belgium kick ass,my TV will be off. I dont want to be part of the BS stats that Trump will throw out: 20.48 billion people watched the game,all because of my intervention in fixing this rigged Red card fiasco. FIFA would be nowhere without me! And if the US loses, it’s rigged
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Watching the Portugal- Spain match! Is anybody else still awake???
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The World’sGreatest Game Ruined by The World’s Biggest Asshole!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
FIFA2026-Tainted by Trump Join us in promoting the new slogan for the 2026 World Cup
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Breaking News following Trump Speech
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Might as well start the day off right by offending a few snowflakes before they melt
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Can someone please tell me when Trump is giving his self Strokathon and Biden Attack? I don’t want to accidentally turn my TV on while it’s happening. But if his fireworks display blows up the White House, I might watch that part!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Trump would say “It’s stollen!”
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Question for Americans, When this Iran Shitfest is finally over, assuming that ever happens, can families deduct the $4,000, on average, that it will ultimately cost from your tax return when you file?
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Why do people post shit that clearly requires a response, then block people from responding? Seems like a dick move to me. And look at all the wrist exercise they miss not blocking people🙄!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Dedicated to all the Scottish fans who managed to avoid Trump’s petty ban and need a collective “cheer” when they attend the FIFA World Cup
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
A little Sunday morning recap of the WHCD
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
In case you were wondering Trump did not STOP EIGHT WARS. Google translate screwed up. The actual phrase was “I schtupped eight whores. And as a reminder
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=0rtS.... Trump on Iran- the perfect summary
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The Italian Job - The Self Preservation Society - End Scene - 1969
YouTube video by Marius Movie Music
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
MAGA=Making America Grovel Again!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Turns out Netanyahu doesn’t genocide on the Sabbath so Trump is screaming for help from the EU countries he didn’t need help from on Tuesday! Meanwhile the oil he stole in the Venezuela Con is sitting offshore in ships requiring millions in maintenance & other $$ while legal issues block its release
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Killing them softly With his bombs Killing them softly open.substack.com/pub/ddodgson...
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Suffer the Children
And in Iran, Trump is making sure that they do!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
“Hi Don jr, Eric, Jared, Did everyone get my message about buying Lockheed Martin, Northtrop and General Dynamics shares on Friday? What about my plan to get the media focus off the Trumpstein files ?”
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Happy President’s Day to all the “woke “ Americans on this feed. And to the MAGIdiots in the crowd - a Happy Present Dunce Day
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a cartoon mouse in a diaper is sitting on a blue stool and holding a towel that says dunce .
ALT: a cartoon mouse in a diaper is sitting on a blue stool and holding a towel that says dunce .
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Your thought for today. Jeff Bezos is a Royal Cunt and he’s just screwed over 300 journalists including several in War zones because he wants to turn the WaPo into the FoxNews for people who can read. He can cosplay Daddy Warbucks with his billiard ball boob cut but he’ll always be a Cunt-
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Can news media quit with these “breaking stories” about bit players found in the Trumpstein files and just focus on President Perv or, as I prefer to call him The PaedoPOTamUS
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
open.substack.com/pub/ddodgson...
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More poetry for peasants
I remember not so long ago that walk in Central park
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Fox Breaking News: Leavitt announced to the world that Trump did, in fact, remember what he had for breakfast this morning. Stay tuned for further updates in 2 hours, at our noon broadcast
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
America: Just like Iran, only without the Burkas!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Your thought for the day
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
open.substack.com/pub/ddodgson...
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The sound of Tyrants
Hello Donald my old Friend, I see you’ve lost your shit again
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
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Happy “Hang Your VP Day”
In Canada we are celebrating the birthdays of Glen Gould and Rick Hanson.
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Speaking of New Years Eve Ball Drops- did anyone find Trump’s
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Trump wants to build and name battleships after himself. Who else thinks USS BellEnd has a nice ring to it?🙄🤦‍♂️
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
A reflection on the Epstein release
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Here’s a Trump staffer retrieving the stats Trump plans to use at his next speaking event
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Gonna name this squirrel Mike Johnson- he’s clearly having trouble finding his nuts
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Putting together a 10ten list of Trumps greatest lies in terms of egregiousness,stupidity & impact on people’s lives. Feel free to add just the lie, explanation’s can wait 1) Other countries pay Tariffs 2) Mexico will pay for the Wall 3) Covid- It will be Gone in 3 days 4) Election was rigged 1/2
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Here’s the revised version!
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Parody time again
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Dangerous Dave @cldakalc.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
American’s are struggling to remember the Good Old Days when the Society illustrated in The Handmaiden’s Tale wasn’t looked on as a Best Case Scenario
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