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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

If I here’s one thing I know about cybersecurity, it’s that if you make reporting toxic enough nobody will ever bother you again.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I feel this in my bones. I wind up saying this to so many people.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Family Guy is weird to me. When I saw chunks of it, I’d get a chuckle. But I’d never choose to watch it.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Not a war on cars. But there should be.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

That’s pretty good for football or hockey. Is that good for basketball?

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It’s not cute. Navy destroyers only do that when they’re in distress.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Me: (blanket over my head, dipping noodles in Brie) Skill issue.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Johnson said it. Even before the civil rights act, whites have been slitting our own throats just to spite everyone else.

A picture of LBJ next to his quote "If you can convince the lowest white man that he's better than the best colored man, he won't notice you're picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on and he'll even empty his pockets for you."

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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 10/08/2026

We told you this would happen. ♥️🕊️👍🏿

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Oh goodie, more useless works to look upon.

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❤︎4lung♪ @4lung.net · 28/07/2026

i love my little corner of the internet. i feel so lucky to have ended up here. the whole rest of the internet seems like a horrifying toxic wasteland, but for some reason everyone cool&nice is right here and everything awesome happens right here. i love you guyds

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I forget if it was a bane, but bug spray was the big one. Otherwise the thing had a quick lifecycle so it was stopping its young from crawling inside new victims while the previous generation migrated to the sewers to be giant roach monsters.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I had one where a landlord was using cockroach spirits to kill his rent stabilized tenets. (Stole the monster from Eberron of all places.)

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

@bittner.hachyderm.io.ap.brid.gy here’s an interesting malware. Not quite a catch of the day but something to talk about.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Back in Wenjiang a dude opened a really good Italian pizza place. The calzone was called the 大饺子 (Big Jiaozi, big dumpling) but it’s been changed to 披萨饺子 (Pizza Jiaozi). Still real good.

A picture of a round calzone called the 披萨饺子.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Skype might be able to keep a secret now.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

At this point, a feet pic generator would be significantly higher margin.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Over under on a partnership with a make Aliyah company.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Worked out well for Solomon Grundy.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Guys. I limited replies. Why is no one engaging with me?

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I expected better from the Insane Clown Posse.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Male-Male cords are referred to as “Dockers.”

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

This would be a very funny playset for FIASCO!

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Alien Resurrection has always been the fourth best Aliens film.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Wapo talking about elite capture is certainly a thing.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Slightly increase a band: Worse Religion

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Sure? But we're talking about LLM/AI which are just juiced up autocomplete. They are Chinese Rooms because that was something we could build. Like the idea that someone looked at the Chinese Room and said "That'd be useful to build."

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

“Laws are a threat made by the dominant socioeconomic ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted, and the police are basically an occupying army, you know what I mean?” -Brennan Lee Mulligan This lives in my head rent free as pop culture explaining the world.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

The Chinese Room was put forth in 1980. How are we still giving time to lackwits who think autocomplete is a real girl because it said they’re smart.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

It is 2068, the last four billionaires sit under the dead Earth in their bunker. They pass a bag of grubby money around calling it a loan and calculating the interest and growth of their wealth. Once a day they fire the corpse of a guard. They have never felt more fulfilled.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

I have always had the feeling that his public atheism were grievance driven. His view that he, a man of the best breeding, culture, wealth, and nation might be denied some modicum of respect because he didn’t lunch with the vicar.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Just one more lane bro. This time for sure. Trust me. One lane. It’ll all work out. Just one more lane.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

I think they’re G.I. Joe toys from the mid 90’s.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

In just this case I’m okay with the old journalism nonsense coming back.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

They said it was too terrible to create…

Three giant capybaras on tank treads with a cannon coming out of their’ heads roll forward.

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clayteapot.bsky.social @clayteapot.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I want to assume he’s smarter than his own words make him. Otherwise he seems like the kind of person who can be made to clap his hands and giggle by AI slop.

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Tom Lordan @tomlordan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

My latest piece for Frieze is on the Basic Income for the Arts scheme in Ireland. A fantastic success, the pilot has now been made permanent - a model for other EU countries to follow. www.frieze.com/article/tom-... #Frieze #BasicIncome

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Ireland Paid Its Artists – Did It Work?

While the visual arts remain in a fragile state, the government’s Basic Income for the Arts has helped make creative practice more viable

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