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@clayplain.bsky.social
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
thank you for your service
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
forget personal style, or even worse, “looksmaxxing.” the move for 2024 is weaponizing your appearance in service of national liberation movements
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
as a woman who’s often mistaken for being jewish,
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
it’s because you need an outfit with components from stores at each of the cardinal directions in the outlet mall. it’s for good luck
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
she deserves a penalty kick at least
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
one things for sure. you are definitely going to look Regular
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
google tip, power users only: append “reddit” to the end of your search. this helps you avoid SEO fluff so you can get real results from pedants who manage to be simultaneously obsessive yet entirely ignorant of the subject at hand. also they’ll still try to get you to buy something dumb
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
oh no
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
a magical evening with mystical brands
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 16/10/2023
i am a big sour foods fan myself
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
have you tried our lactic acid tasting menu?
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
who expected that bunions could bring you into kinship with all beings. the world works in mysterious ways
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
you probably have a different underlying pathology since i got mine as a child, but mine were ultimately due to a midfoot joint that never fused. My orthopedic surgeon told me he thinks some are prone to it bc it used to be unfused in ape ancestors, to serve as opposable feet thumbs. monkey mode
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
a rational fear
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
can’t find my pics rn but the wrappers i used were square so i did a different shape, folding the four corners in to meet in the middle. i am not the best at dumpling folds i fear 😭
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
lmao
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
i also just used wonton wrappers from the store when i made this lol
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
this is the vid, i think they may use chili powder instead of oil but either would be good. wikipedia mentions a vinegar chili sauce as well as onion and garlic sauces. certainly many directions you could take it! youtu.be/_65faCrOQ5Y?si=_C4-fo3H2VG…
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Манты с тыквой по-таджикски (Tajik manti with pumpkin)
Ссылка на видео "Манты из говядины по-таджикски (Мантуи тоҷикӣ)https://youtu.be/PeY21mR9k7QСсылка на видео " Тесто для мант�...
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
ill dig up the youtube video for it it was really nice
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
sounds like you may be making a different kind of dumpling but for central asian pumpkin manti they use soy sauce, mayo, chili oil, or a combo of the above. a runny yogurt would be good too
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
what is this from?
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
The Truth Beam™ is new mechanism for achieving consensus on the state of physical reality, compatible with privacy-preservation and blockchain integration. It may be constructed in your garage from aluminum cans, foil, cracked marbles, and two or more digital projectors. ↗️ Promoted
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
this is what happens when animals play dead every time they get spooked. people don’t realize it’s just for show and it sets unrealistic expectations
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
i have a good pr team
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 14/10/2023
Hello, I am issuing a condemnation at this time. Thank you, Allie
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
it’s time to make a change. it’s time to turn this into an SEZ and maybe buy a bedframe
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
a bedroom with a low human development index
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
one of my faves too
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
im here to fill the void. just this once, for palestine ❤️ - soupy rice w/ lettuce, egg, and soy sauce and onions - 5 spice tofu celery peanut salad - broccoli w/ szechuan pepper and chili - strawberries w/ orange blossom water and a little superfine sugar
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
it only has situational uses, to be sure. but this is still a valuable macron to have in your arsenal
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
im a humanist. a specialist in humans. and i’ll tell you this for free: that’s no human, that’s a scarecrow
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
some love it, others hate it. however you feel, one thing’s for sure: our lives are made through violence
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
existing movies should also be destroyed. any time spent watching a movie is time robbed from living in the moment
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degrowth entrepreneur @xoayquanh.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
The great joy of being a communist is to believe in history and see how it guides us in the present but also to believe that it's ultimately escapable. I sometimes struggle to imagine how it's possible to live otherwise
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degrowth entrepreneur @xoayquanh.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
to be a liberal is to experience each individual event as if it has neither beginning or end, simply a single point in time which can be evaluated isolated from everything else. it's to live outside of history, to believe that time is simply abstract mathematics
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
another vote for pink
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
don’t even think about picking a fight with me. i have a masters in conflict studies
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
western-backed lunch today
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
gateway to the cube dimension
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
leading the patrons to the garden in the back, tying up their hands so they’re forced to bite straight off the plant for ultimate freshness
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
more uncomfortable than many heels
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
a music festival dedicated to war
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
“I started reading Passionate Income newsletter, and now I’m happier than ever.” — Passionate Income reader thepassionateincome. com ↗️ Promoted
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 07/10/2023
algo probably aims for even numbers of restaurants from each country regardless of size. they’re gonna be on their 20th run through all the restaurants in turks and caicos before they get through a third of beijing’s
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 06/10/2023
You have 32 unread notifications from: FEMA
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
the only reason i don’t have spotify is because i want to approximate the feeling of not owning a tv in the 1990s
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
there’s a japanese chicken and egg dish called oyakodan which means “parents and children rice bowl”
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allie @clayplain.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
attack and destroy suffering
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