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Clayfoot

@clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 8h

@gilduran.com That's OK; there's not that many ahead of me

Screen shot of library reservation for The Nerd Reich

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/10/2026

@futurebird How did you get the thread counter to wind back to 2/4?

Screen shot of thread counters ordered 1/4, 2/4, 3/4, 2/4

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/10/2026

Distracted boyfriend meme, labeled:
Other woman: Project Meridian
Boyfriend: Pete Hegseth
Girlfriend: DARPA

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/10/2026

Construction crew dropped off a lift to work on the chimney. Good thing they left the key in it. Someone should make sure it's in working order.

Ground-level operation console of a Genie 4-wheel bucket lift, with the key in it.

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/09/2026

The legend lives on

Rear view of truck with bed container labeled:
RIDGID
HAWK TUAH

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/08/2026

screenshot of dialog with McDonald's support. Line abve it says "When you run out of AI credits." In the dialog, the customer asks for help ordering chicken McNuggets, but first needs a python script to reverse a linked list. McDonalds Support dutifully supplies a sample script.

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026

Amazon thinks they found a way around mass arbitration claims and class action lawsuits. "mandatory pre-arbitration dispute resolution" "arbitration agreement and class action waiver"

Announcement of update to Amazon Terms of Service:

We are writing to let you know that we have updated our Conditions of Use and Amazon Prime Terms & Conditions, effective August 14, 2026.

There are a few important changes you should note:

How disputes are resolved:

We have updated our Conditions of Use to include (i) a mandatory pre-arbitration dispute resolution procedure, and (ii) an arbitration agreement and class action waiver. This means that most legal disputes between you and us will be resolved through individual arbitration-a fast and efficient...

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/06/2026

Well I wouldn't want to break your heart

Street view of regular STOP sign with "IN THE NAME OF LOVE" below

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/05/2026

@futurebird it could have been anyone

Frying pan with cold grease. In the grease: a sausage-shaped empty space and a single paw print.
Text over photo: I wonder what happened to the sausage

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/04/2026

That cat should be wearing a hard hat

Bag of Costco "Maintenance Cat" food with a picture of a cat on it

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/03/2026

Wall of Reservoir Restaurant. Custom plates are cheap in Vermont.

Wall of custom license plates at Reservoir Restaurant

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/01/2025

My dude, if I hired a pro installer, they would not be assembling your $50 dresser right now

Part of the instructions with "Professional installation is highly recommended." highlighted

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/01/2025

Kobalt assures us that this rechargeable flashlight, which has no motors and therefore no motors with brushes, is indeed "brushless"

Kobalt rechargeable flashlight with label "24V MAX BRUSHLESS"

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/01/2025

Living with someone with an uncanny propensity to open things from the wrong end

Box of flour packages, with perforations for easy opening. Top flaps are open. Circled labels say:
"Use Pull Tab On Side"
"Pull"

Same box of flour packages, with perforations for easy opening. Top flaps are open. Circled label:
"Remove this tab"

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 03/01/2025

There's such a range of everything bagels, I appreciate labeling that clarifies "Almost Everything bagels". To this labeling scale, I propose adding Something bagels - not everything, but not nothing Almost Nothing bagels - not technically plain, but you could be forgiven for assuming they were

Bag label:
Trader Joe's
Almost Everything
Bagels

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/12/2024

The goose from Untitled Goose Game on top of a Christmas tree, stealing the topper

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/11/2024

And if we put swivel wheels on the bottom, it'll be more portable!

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/11/2024

Friend comes over with her kid regularly, and they constantly forget something. Sometimes a jacket, a water bottle, a charger, a remote control car, a rubik's cube. This time, they forgot their dog, Molly

Molly the dog, waiting patiently for someone to come back and pick her up

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Clayfoot @clayfoot.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/11/2024

And if you thought data.Notification-1.CTAButtonLabel did something, you would be mistaken

Unhelpful message with useless button label

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