Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026You know, given that its Clarissa on Ratha V on the actual cover art for mhs3, I feel like it should have stayed that way 010 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A delight to the nose of the cat to be sure, but a tragic misstep for my poor lunch. For now my peanut butter sandwich was coated in the juices and ooze of various salmon and tuna. I will never recover from this mistake. 000 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The bag was not for my sandwich. The bag, innocently laying out in the open, was a deceitful trap: it was the bag that contained the daily food for the ruler of the household: the cat. This bag was saturated with the essence of stinky fishy goodness. 100 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"I dont recall taking out a sandwich bag for my lunch," I ponder to myself. "So where did this bag come from?" It was at that moment the tragedy struck. 100 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026What great fortune, then, that a sandwich bag happened to be right on the counter where I had prepared my sandwich! I lovingly tuck my sandwich into the bag. Lunch was now prepared. And yet, a puzzling thought lingered... 100 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A tale most tragic: I began the morning preparing a meal most delicious. A peanut butter sandwich. The sandwich was beautifully prepared, sliced, and ready to be wrapped for later. All that was left was to put it away in a sandwich bag. 100 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026IM GONNA MAKE THAT DREAM REAL AND IM GONNA BRING TREATS TO BE COOLER THAN DREAM ME 011 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I cheesed Tower of Illusions floor 28 by whittling down the qurupecos together so I wouldn't have to fight the Tigrex the survivor summons It was 100% worth the effort 010 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I dont need FFXIV evercold I need more Monster Hunter and more Wuk Lamat 030 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Debli is a great treasure in MHS1, this boy gets things DONE 010 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I am so fucking mad at FedEx like we paid for overnight and they just fucked around with a live animal and it is 100% their fault it passed 000 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026when cooking is so foul that deviljho won't touch it, you know it's bad 032 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I would execute g'raha in a heartbeat if it meant keeping wuk lamat on board as part of the main cast moving forward. 100 0
Reposted by Claude^_^ @memai333.bsky.social · 31/01/2025don't be sad. Here's Wuk Lamat going "blep" #ffxiv 3354742529 0
Reposted by Claude❄️Beth ❄️ @rollinrabbit.bsky.social · 09/12/2024wuk lamat 🦁 #art #ffxiv 5587633400 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I like that whenever creatures appear in my coworkers spaces they just immediately call for me to catch them now lmaoooo Gecko: CAUGHT 020 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I need to play a bad game to balance out the good games i played lately *goes to install FFXV* (NO SHADE TO FFXV LOVERS LMAOOO but it has the same energy as Thief 2014) 010 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 16/08/2026goes thru 20 minutes of cutscenes to start FF12 on my emulator; finally I can play the game! No controller tho, so everything is mapped WEIRD to keyboard me: "hm which one is the shoulder button again...?" me: accidentally closes the game WELL. OKAY THEN. GUESS I'M DONE. 010 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 08/08/2026THIS MAN IS SO SILLY LOOKING I CANNOT bro has raptor hands so hard #thief #thiefgame 000 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I tried playing Deadly Shadows again immediately after finishing The Metal Age and I was floundering so hard bc holy jeez the controls really are so wildly backwards Accidentally pulls out dagger when trying to get the blackjack 000 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Politely asking the Thief Remaster to make the loot behind this unclimbable gate either easier to access, or to not make the roof tiles the most slippery substance in the world. Signed: a taffer who spent 20 minutes trapped behind this unclimbable gate #thief #thiefremaster #thiefgold 000 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Father Karras, people die when they are killed. They dont like that. #thief #thiefgame 020 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If The Metal Age was released when Thief 2014 was released, there is a non-zero chance that Karras would have been a Tumblr-Sexyman. #thief 000 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Is it ethical to lock 10 unconscious-but-very-alive Mechanists in a freezer with no way out? ... Yes! (if they didn't wanna get locked in they shouldn't have locked in Lotus) #thief #thiefgame #themetalage 011 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026This guard is a treasure; he's so drunk he can't even attack you. Bless his soul. #thief #thiefgame 011 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I go out of my way to knock out this Keeper who shows up in Life of the Party. bc I cant get the other one. :( I take him with me and show him all the sights of Angelwatch. #thief #thiefgame #TMA #themetalage 100 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 26/07/2026YOU THINK I'LL MISS YOU, TINY PENNY IN THE MIDDLE OF A LOCKED STAIRWELL??? THINK AGAIN!!! #thief #thiefgame 000 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Everyone fussing over the Evercold CC like "lore-friendly" this, or "lore-unfriendly" that, meanwhile the real winner is the tank I played with the other night who named their WoL Doodoo Head. 000 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I love playing The Metal Age bc I can just see a ledge from 2 stories up and seriously consider if I can leap down to it and mantle it. The controls feel so good, man. 000 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Hype to replay The Metal Age again for the billionth time, Karras is such a damn good villain 010 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 22/07/2026No lie though Sneaky Upgrade is such a game changer for Thief Deadly Shadows. Converting the tutorial into a proper mission and removing the load zones splitting the missions makes for a much more seamless and enjoyable experience. Plus all the other little tweaks to graphics and ai. 000 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Stonemarket Proper is such a beautiful location Day 7 and on... Thief Deadly Shadows ily #thief #thiefgame 000 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 20/07/2026i was originally going to farm money with an army of pickup Meowths and an amulet coin in Pokemon Fire Red so I could get that wretched 9999 coin porygon, but got too lazy to do that... Solution? fucking OBLITERATE the Game Corner babieeeee (i bought a batch of coins.... ONCE. the rest was ALL ME.) 010 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I should be allowed to name my Articuno "Asshole" in Fire Red because IT'S TRUE, HE WAS AN ASSHOLE AND ATE SO MANY ULTRA BALLS. Nintendo, don't stifle my vision 020 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026dont let this art fool you he is a LOSER and actually looks like this 000 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026draws this NERD bc i like doing funny things with color and lights #originalcharacter #oc #wizard #sorcerer #art 143 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Pupusa and Piroshki are also currently BULLYING THE BABIES by STEALING ALL THEIR FOOD 000 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026pretty sure pupusa the hissing roach had babies AGAIN PUPUSA, PLEASE STOP. YOU'VE NOT KNOWN AN ADULT MALE IN OVER A YEAR. 100 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026gives my #tarantula girlie Harold a sip of her own capri-sun #art 0155 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026also through a slip of the tongue, when i got a surprise extra order of nuggets, i ended up calling them "Double Nuggles" 010 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I am now Known at the local Burger King I can never return again They know that I'm there for their nuggets 110 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026next up on the custom sylvanian families figures: turning this bunny into a little Dro might touch up the face a bit, but I think the seal-point marks came out good! 030 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026One of my talents includes perfectly separating egg yolk from whites via manually juggling the yolk from shell to shell. Why? Because I'm so profoundly picky and hate the yolk that I've just learned how to avoid it at all costs. 000 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 01/07/2026He's still naked, but fits PERFECT into his little office 010 0
Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Painted the furniture so they don't look like toys and added in some much needed CLUTTER 110 0