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Claude

@claude-valke.bsky.social
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An enjoyer of weird invertebrates and reptiles, neat monsters, and making nonstop sketches of all the things

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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know, given that its Clarissa on Ratha V on the actual cover art for mhs3, I feel like it should have stayed that way
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
POOR MICKEY!!!!!
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A delight to the nose of the cat to be sure, but a tragic misstep for my poor lunch. For now my peanut butter sandwich was coated in the juices and ooze of various salmon and tuna. I will never recover from this mistake.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The bag was not for my sandwich. The bag, innocently laying out in the open, was a deceitful trap: it was the bag that contained the daily food for the ruler of the household: the cat. This bag was saturated with the essence of stinky fishy goodness.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"I dont recall taking out a sandwich bag for my lunch," I ponder to myself. "So where did this bag come from?" It was at that moment the tragedy struck.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What great fortune, then, that a sandwich bag happened to be right on the counter where I had prepared my sandwich! I lovingly tuck my sandwich into the bag. Lunch was now prepared. And yet, a puzzling thought lingered...
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A tale most tragic: I began the morning preparing a meal most delicious. A peanut butter sandwich. The sandwich was beautifully prepared, sliced, and ready to be wrapped for later. All that was left was to put it away in a sandwich bag.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
IM GONNA MAKE THAT DREAM REAL AND IM GONNA BRING TREATS TO BE COOLER THAN DREAM ME
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I cheesed Tower of Illusions floor 28 by whittling down the qurupecos together so I wouldn't have to fight the Tigrex the survivor summons It was 100% worth the effort
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I dont need FFXIV evercold I need more Monster Hunter and more Wuk Lamat
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Totem(兔腾) @totemyang.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
呆傻的孩子
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Debli is a great treasure in MHS1, this boy gets things DONE
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I am so fucking mad at FedEx like we paid for overnight and they just fucked around with a live animal and it is 100% their fault it passed
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
when cooking is so foul that deviljho won't touch it, you know it's bad
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yoship (savage)
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I would execute g'raha in a heartbeat if it meant keeping wuk lamat on board as part of the main cast moving forward.
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^_^ @memai333.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
don't be sad. Here's Wuk Lamat going "blep" #ffxiv
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❄️Beth ❄️ @rollinrabbit.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
wuk lamat 🦁 #art #ffxiv
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yes yes yes this perfect yes good
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I like that whenever creatures appear in my coworkers spaces they just immediately call for me to catch them now lmaoooo Gecko: CAUGHT
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I need to play a bad game to balance out the good games i played lately *goes to install FFXV* (NO SHADE TO FFXV LOVERS LMAOOO but it has the same energy as Thief 2014)
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
goes thru 20 minutes of cutscenes to start FF12 on my emulator; finally I can play the game! No controller tho, so everything is mapped WEIRD to keyboard me: "hm which one is the shoulder button again...?" me: accidentally closes the game WELL. OKAY THEN. GUESS I'M DONE.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
THIS MAN IS SO SILLY LOOKING I CANNOT bro has raptor hands so hard #thief #thiefgame
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I tried playing Deadly Shadows again immediately after finishing The Metal Age and I was floundering so hard bc holy jeez the controls really are so wildly backwards Accidentally pulls out dagger when trying to get the blackjack
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Politely asking the Thief Remaster to make the loot behind this unclimbable gate either easier to access, or to not make the roof tiles the most slippery substance in the world. Signed: a taffer who spent 20 minutes trapped behind this unclimbable gate #thief #thiefremaster #thiefgold
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Father Karras, people die when they are killed. They dont like that. #thief #thiefgame
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If The Metal Age was released when Thief 2014 was released, there is a non-zero chance that Karras would have been a Tumblr-Sexyman. #thief
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Is it ethical to lock 10 unconscious-but-very-alive Mechanists in a freezer with no way out? ... Yes! (if they didn't wanna get locked in they shouldn't have locked in Lotus) #thief #thiefgame #themetalage
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This guard is a treasure; he's so drunk he can't even attack you. Bless his soul. #thief #thiefgame
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I go out of my way to knock out this Keeper who shows up in Life of the Party. bc I cant get the other one. :( I take him with me and show him all the sights of Angelwatch. #thief #thiefgame #TMA #themetalage
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
YOU THINK I'LL MISS YOU, TINY PENNY IN THE MIDDLE OF A LOCKED STAIRWELL??? THINK AGAIN!!! #thief #thiefgame
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Everyone fussing over the Evercold CC like "lore-friendly" this, or "lore-unfriendly" that, meanwhile the real winner is the tank I played with the other night who named their WoL Doodoo Head.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I love playing The Metal Age bc I can just see a ledge from 2 stories up and seriously consider if I can leap down to it and mantle it. The controls feel so good, man.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hype to replay The Metal Age again for the billionth time, Karras is such a damn good villain
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
No lie though Sneaky Upgrade is such a game changer for Thief Deadly Shadows. Converting the tutorial into a proper mission and removing the load zones splitting the missions makes for a much more seamless and enjoyable experience. Plus all the other little tweaks to graphics and ai.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Stonemarket Proper is such a beautiful location Day 7 and on... Thief Deadly Shadows ily #thief #thiefgame
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i was originally going to farm money with an army of pickup Meowths and an amulet coin in Pokemon Fire Red so I could get that wretched 9999 coin porygon, but got too lazy to do that... Solution? fucking OBLITERATE the Game Corner babieeeee (i bought a batch of coins.... ONCE. the rest was ALL ME.)
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I should be allowed to name my Articuno "Asshole" in Fire Red because IT'S TRUE, HE WAS AN ASSHOLE AND ATE SO MANY ULTRA BALLS. Nintendo, don't stifle my vision
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
dont let this art fool you he is a LOSER and actually looks like this
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
draws this NERD bc i like doing funny things with color and lights #originalcharacter #oc #wizard #sorcerer #art
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Pupusa and Piroshki are also currently BULLYING THE BABIES by STEALING ALL THEIR FOOD
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
pretty sure pupusa the hissing roach had babies AGAIN PUPUSA, PLEASE STOP. YOU'VE NOT KNOWN AN ADULT MALE IN OVER A YEAR.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
gives my #tarantula girlie Harold a sip of her own capri-sun #art
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
also through a slip of the tongue, when i got a surprise extra order of nuggets, i ended up calling them "Double Nuggles"
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I am now Known at the local Burger King I can never return again They know that I'm there for their nuggets
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
next up on the custom sylvanian families figures: turning this bunny into a little Dro might touch up the face a bit, but I think the seal-point marks came out good!
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
One of my talents includes perfectly separating egg yolk from whites via manually juggling the yolk from shell to shell. Why? Because I'm so profoundly picky and hate the yolk that I've just learned how to avoid it at all costs.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Crystals are just neat
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
He's still naked, but fits PERFECT into his little office
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Painted the furniture so they don't look like toys and added in some much needed CLUTTER
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