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Claude

@claude-valke.bsky.social
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An enjoyer of weird invertebrates and reptiles, neat monsters, and making nonstop sketches of all the things

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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know, given that its Clarissa on Ratha V on the actual cover art for mhs3, I feel like it should have stayed that way
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A tale most tragic: I began the morning preparing a meal most delicious. A peanut butter sandwich. The sandwich was beautifully prepared, sliced, and ready to be wrapped for later. All that was left was to put it away in a sandwich bag.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I cheesed Tower of Illusions floor 28 by whittling down the qurupecos together so I wouldn't have to fight the Tigrex the survivor summons It was 100% worth the effort
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I dont need FFXIV evercold I need more Monster Hunter and more Wuk Lamat
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Totem(兔腾) @totemyang.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
呆傻的孩子
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Debli is a great treasure in MHS1, this boy gets things DONE
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
when cooking is so foul that deviljho won't touch it, you know it's bad
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I would execute g'raha in a heartbeat if it meant keeping wuk lamat on board as part of the main cast moving forward.
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^_^ @memai333.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
don't be sad. Here's Wuk Lamat going "blep" #ffxiv
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❄️Beth ❄️ @rollinrabbit.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
wuk lamat 🦁 #art #ffxiv
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I like that whenever creatures appear in my coworkers spaces they just immediately call for me to catch them now lmaoooo Gecko: CAUGHT
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I need to play a bad game to balance out the good games i played lately *goes to install FFXV* (NO SHADE TO FFXV LOVERS LMAOOO but it has the same energy as Thief 2014)
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
goes thru 20 minutes of cutscenes to start FF12 on my emulator; finally I can play the game! No controller tho, so everything is mapped WEIRD to keyboard me: "hm which one is the shoulder button again...?" me: accidentally closes the game WELL. OKAY THEN. GUESS I'M DONE.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
THIS MAN IS SO SILLY LOOKING I CANNOT bro has raptor hands so hard #thief #thiefgame
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I tried playing Deadly Shadows again immediately after finishing The Metal Age and I was floundering so hard bc holy jeez the controls really are so wildly backwards Accidentally pulls out dagger when trying to get the blackjack
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Politely asking the Thief Remaster to make the loot behind this unclimbable gate either easier to access, or to not make the roof tiles the most slippery substance in the world. Signed: a taffer who spent 20 minutes trapped behind this unclimbable gate #thief #thiefremaster #thiefgold
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Father Karras, people die when they are killed. They dont like that. #thief #thiefgame
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
If The Metal Age was released when Thief 2014 was released, there is a non-zero chance that Karras would have been a Tumblr-Sexyman. #thief
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Is it ethical to lock 10 unconscious-but-very-alive Mechanists in a freezer with no way out? ... Yes! (if they didn't wanna get locked in they shouldn't have locked in Lotus) #thief #thiefgame #themetalage
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
This guard is a treasure; he's so drunk he can't even attack you. Bless his soul. #thief #thiefgame
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I go out of my way to knock out this Keeper who shows up in Life of the Party. bc I cant get the other one. :( I take him with me and show him all the sights of Angelwatch. #thief #thiefgame #TMA #themetalage
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
YOU THINK I'LL MISS YOU, TINY PENNY IN THE MIDDLE OF A LOCKED STAIRWELL??? THINK AGAIN!!! #thief #thiefgame
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Everyone fussing over the Evercold CC like "lore-friendly" this, or "lore-unfriendly" that, meanwhile the real winner is the tank I played with the other night who named their WoL Doodoo Head.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I love playing The Metal Age bc I can just see a ledge from 2 stories up and seriously consider if I can leap down to it and mantle it. The controls feel so good, man.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hype to replay The Metal Age again for the billionth time, Karras is such a damn good villain
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
No lie though Sneaky Upgrade is such a game changer for Thief Deadly Shadows. Converting the tutorial into a proper mission and removing the load zones splitting the missions makes for a much more seamless and enjoyable experience. Plus all the other little tweaks to graphics and ai.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Stonemarket Proper is such a beautiful location Day 7 and on... Thief Deadly Shadows ily #thief #thiefgame
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
i was originally going to farm money with an army of pickup Meowths and an amulet coin in Pokemon Fire Red so I could get that wretched 9999 coin porygon, but got too lazy to do that... Solution? fucking OBLITERATE the Game Corner babieeeee (i bought a batch of coins.... ONCE. the rest was ALL ME.)
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I should be allowed to name my Articuno "Asshole" in Fire Red because IT'S TRUE, HE WAS AN ASSHOLE AND ATE SO MANY ULTRA BALLS. Nintendo, don't stifle my vision
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
draws this NERD bc i like doing funny things with color and lights #originalcharacter #oc #wizard #sorcerer #art
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
pretty sure pupusa the hissing roach had babies AGAIN PUPUSA, PLEASE STOP. YOU'VE NOT KNOWN AN ADULT MALE IN OVER A YEAR.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
gives my #tarantula girlie Harold a sip of her own capri-sun #art
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I am now Known at the local Burger King I can never return again They know that I'm there for their nuggets
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
next up on the custom sylvanian families figures: turning this bunny into a little Dro might touch up the face a bit, but I think the seal-point marks came out good!
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
One of my talents includes perfectly separating egg yolk from whites via manually juggling the yolk from shell to shell. Why? Because I'm so profoundly picky and hate the yolk that I've just learned how to avoid it at all costs.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Crystals are just neat
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Baby's first DIY kit, so kid friendly! Ignore the dog Tossed out all the Harry Potter inspired crap lol we gonna have PROPER wizards in here
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
AND THAT'S A NAVI-RULE!!! #mhart #monsterhunterstories
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I would gladly take 100 Rudy side stories with the return of the KING over stuff with Simon. Rudy: 10/10 good boy Navirou: 11/10 best boy Simon: 0/10 let Fawn die
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
updates the 'sona to be cutely colored and have floppeh ears
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Just Thief: Deadly Shadows things #thief #thiefgame
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Replaying Thief Deadly Shadows and hunching forward and squinting bc this game is DARK AS FUCK and the brightness slider does NOTHING
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
THIEF: THE DARK PROJECT REMASTERED??? YO WE ARE FEASTING NOW
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This is just what owning a tarantula is like #tomodachilife #tomodachiltd
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
OUR NEIGHBORS KEEP DUMPING BULK TRASH IN FRONT OF OUR YARD AND THEN I GET SLAPPED WITH THE FEES TO CLEAN IT UP FUCK YOU NEIGHBORS CLEAN UP YOUR SHIT DONT MAKE IT OTHER HOUSEHOLDS' PROBLEM I WILL THROW HANDS WITH YOU
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Yona 🦇 7.56 | 📌 @tiredparasite.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
#ffxiv abyssos for @raidlogproject.bsky.social 👻
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gogomi 🎀 hotarucon @gomi.moe · 02/06/2026
Here is my piece dedicated to Anabaseios for @raidlogproject.bsky.social 🦋🟨🙏 #art #xivart #ffxiv
Painting of all four raid bosses from the Anabaseios raid tier in FFXIV: Pallas Athena from Savage Phase 2 in the back stretching out her tentacles towards the front, Kokytos on the left, Themis in his boss form on the right and Pandaemonium below. Erichthonios has been put into a glowing cube of light reminiscient of the mechanic "Classical Concepts" while the other geometric shapes are floating nearby.
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY SIRS I AM JUST A GECKO WHY THE SAW TRAPS
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
behold, the humble gecko: peacefully steering a vessel through the open seas
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Claude @claude-valke.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Babysitting baby cat be like
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