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Classic Rat

@classicrat.bsky.social
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Art. Bizz. Nonsense. Fan of all of those, and trees.. those things are the f-ing the best.

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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Perfect
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
They immigrated over the land bridge during the last ice age. They stole the land from the giant sloths.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Probably because of his excellent sleep schedule.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Grimace if he sold crack
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The thing to understand about Trump is like in his first term, he doesn’t want to govern. He doesn’t want to learn. He wants to campaign and look good. Republicans know this. So there are battles going on right now to take control of the actual process of governing.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Elon musk is an amazing gamer. People love him. Especially his mom, she deeply doesn't hate him. He's cool. see.. I mean. Fine. Money.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I want to pitch "Alpha Whales," a 12-episode miniseries about a pod of whales full of alpha males. The story is about learning to be an alpha in the largest mass of other mammal alphas the ocean has ever known. Coming soon. T 6
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Go around please …. ✨😎✨ Grand Teton, Wyoming 🇺🇲 ✨🤍✨❄️✨🤍✨
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Ohhh.. yea, that makes sense
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Why the HELL do they not include stoppers when you buy disposable coffee cups!? Am I just expected to suddenly be a ballerina with perfect posture while also not driving like a jerk, just because I wanted to make my own damn coffee?
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Jason Alexander @i-jasonalexander.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/12/2024
Diddy: ‘I Will Beat These Charges Senseless’
Diddy: ‘I Will Beat These Charges Senseless’
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Make a 'The Bone Snatcher' sequel where the ants learn how to use a 3D printer.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
It'll pass.. it always does! Then you get the up!
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I'm making pasta for breakfast tomorrow.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Doesn't look red at all from up there...
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Mike Flanagan is doing a Clay Face movie.. fuck yes!
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I really wanted to like this show, but it's not dune.. kinda forcing myself to finish it at this point.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The found 785 Dildos
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Skeleton Crew is great. This and Andor give us hope for Star Wars.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
It's interesting watching right-wing circles being bombarded by pro-UHC propaganda via alt-media influencers and the left being bombarded via old media like CNN, MSNBC, etc.... You have to give them credit; they know who both sides view as intellectual authorities and are targeting them.
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Dominique Ramsey 𓃥 @dominiqueramseyart.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Fire
Illustration of a purple dog head baring its teeth with its head tilted upwards. The bs ground has a red circle and rectangle with abstract nature elements.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I want Biden to pardon Hillary next. A blanket pardon for anything she might have done. The right wing would lose their collective minds!
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CosmicSpeck @jetsamjunk.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
This makes me love him more
A screencap of helluva boss of satan. The post says "so satan ruled hell before lucifer showed up" 
And then vivziepop quote tweets saying "just because I knew this might throw people and it might be too subtle an acting choice to read. The implication here is that Lu isnt around anymore therefore satan can really say anything he wants. Lu has always been first. Oz n bee know he's full of shit"
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
That's perfect lol
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Patrick Swayze once said, "They told me my house smelled like dogs, and I asked them, do you know what a dog smells like?" It smells like gratitude, loyalty, nobility, affection, pure unconditional love. And in spite of all they've been through, they smell no resentment my house smells like dogs
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
They are indeed the serial killers of the deep.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Just stay off the roads... ambulances and emergency vehicles are not your enemies.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
RSR rating 9.8
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Loved it.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Take off your wet overcoat, and just about everything will get easier.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
He swims all the way across the pond to a beaver dam. But the shore was right there!
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
It gets a little maze-runner-esque at one point.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Watching 1917 for the first time a little drunk after Thanksgiving. Sweet baby monkey jesus.. this is great!
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Not if it's cold outside, or if it just got back from swimming...
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Update: He's alive and, while missing a claw, seems fine! I guess that's the end of this dramatic thread.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
I wonder how leon the lobster is doing?
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
One bite, everybody knows the rules.. one bite
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
When I burp and fart at the same time.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Are "spit buckets" a common thing on set? Do they take them outside between takes?... Is there a "spit-bucket-boy" that you all call over when done chewing???
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Remember the part of the book where they bounce on a big jello square?
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
For a lot of women, he's seen as directly responsible for overturning Roe v. Wade. Regardless of how you view abortion, objectively, you have to agree that a number of women viewed that as a loss of personal freedom. So, from their viewpoint, they're fearful that more freedoms will be stripped away.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Human Brotworst
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Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 26/11/2024
Viagra, massage parlors and a suitcase full of “Chinese money.” Former Ald. Danny Solis took questions about all three Monday, not to mention an affair, his dismal personal finances, and an offer from his sister that prompted a separate FBI wiretap. chicago.suntimes.com/madigan-tria...
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Danny Solis talks massage parlors, free viagra, an affair — and the 'dumb' remark that still embarrasses him
Former Ald. Danny Solis also testified about a suitcase full of "Chinese money" and his dismal personal finances. But the FBI mole had trouble explaining why he dropped the words “quid pro quo” into a...
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Do you not know why she would feel threatened? People could probably explain it to you if you'd like to learn their point of view.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
You gave us pinky fingers. For no fucking reason, just did. Respect.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Cool.. why is a bomb going off?
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
This year is going to tie me down with leather straps and wip.... the point is, it's not done!
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Water water everywhere. This universe is straight up soaked.
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Classic Rat @classicrat.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Approved by 4 out of 5 depressed dentists.
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