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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
found the dinosaur
it's blurry but i think this is a bird
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
he
screenshot of wiktionary with "he" in the search box. there is a search suggestion with a picture of a striped, pear-shaped rodent on a white background for the thumbnailaforementioned rodent
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
i remember reading about that in Strike! by jeremy brecher, the only history book i read after high school that i remember anything from
That night, across the river in St. Louis, the Workingmen’s Party called a mass meeting, with crowds so large that three separate speakers’ stands were set up simultaneously. “The workingmen,” said one speaker, “intend now to assert their rights, even if the result is shedding of blood…. They are ready to take up arms at any moment.”
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
made yogurt
glass bowl half full of strained yogurt
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
that's right
You're the number 50 top listener of Frog globally
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
i did this in caves of qud once
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
just realized what this reminds me of
a cat called thurston waffles
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
found something outside that looks like the bluesky logo. crazy
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
if i was them and i got this reply i would have to ask myself if maybe i'm the bad guy
"This is why I don't care if they get deported. These people screwed over everyone including themselves."
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
good dog
screenshot of caves of qud chat menu with Man Opener, a giant beetle. it says "Man Opener is chewing a hand she won during her previous battle."
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
this was pretty good too
Sridhar Ramesh
Threats
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
zippy's coming into our yard again
gopher tortoise with a chip on the right side of her shell
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
his name is bullseye
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
awkward
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
armadillo digging through the compost pile for ants or something
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
the squash plants growing in the compost pile are now bigger than the compost pile
a bunch of huge leaves, idk, hard to describe
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
the nap after you ate too much
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
i think my PSU is laughing at me
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
hi
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
zippy has returned from who-knows-where
a gopher tortoise sitting in my yard with a weed poking out of her mouth
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
nilered fans need to calm down
a comment that reads "Once again asking for your hand in marriage"
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
squash seeds were growing in my compost pile so i used a shovel to move their compost to a pot but i don't think i can separate them without damaging them so they're doomed to compete with each other
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
it's our job to find and live a viable leftwing masculinity, but it's already out there, ursula le guin invented it for us
excerpt from the dispossessed: "His gentleness was uncompromising; because he would not compete for dominance, he was indomitable."
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
hate when people do this
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 10/10/2024
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
extremely normal music. love it
Duet for Morphine and Cymbal 3:16
Each angle in an x-ray diffraction pattern can be mapped to an audible frequency, transforming a crystalline structure into sound. In this piece, complex clusters of tones derived from morphine crystal resonances are juxtaposed over a rhythmic bed supplied by the more percussive timbre of the cymbal. The mapping technique was introduced by Tom Staley and myself in "Sound of Crystals," which appeared in the September 1992 issue of Experimental Musical Instruments. Download a mp3 version of the Duet for Morphine and Crystal.
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
made a new friend
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
this is bringing back memories of my dude larry
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
when you try to look up rat snakes but you put the space between the wrong letters
i accidentally google "rats nakes" which google interprets as a typo for "rats naked" so the results are about naked mole rats
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 12/09/2024
this one appears to have 4 front legs
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
a new gopher tortoise took zippy's burrow a few days after it flooded and she moved elsewhere
a tortoise with a blade of grass in its mouth
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
if you're gonna be here please catch any caterpillars you find
little spider hiding under the curled edge of a leaf of one of my bell pepper plants. it has a web to the left
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
he thinks he can eat my pepper plants without being sent to the shadow realm
tobacco hornworm (caterpillar of tobacco hawk moth) holding tight to my glove. he has the bright green color of the bell pepper leaves he was eating, and seven diagonal stripes.
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 16/07/2024
gut regurgitant....
ABSTRACT Cabbage plants respond to caterpillar (Pieris brassicae) herbivory by releasing a mixture of volatiles that makes them highly attractive to parasitic wasps (Cotesia glomerata) that attack the herbivores. Cabbage leaves that are artificially damaged and subsequently treated with gut regurgitant of P. brassicae caterpillars release a volatile blend similar to that of herbivore-damaged plants.
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 08/07/2024
pretty cool
12 youtube videos spanning 4 months with titles from "Inner tube Burst 908" to "Inner tube Burst 917" except for one called "More tubes." They all have thumbnails of inner tubes in various states.
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 07/07/2024
One of the first worm charming events took place at an English school fête at Willaston County Primary School in Willaston, Cheshire. The World Worm Charming Championships started in 1980 and is now an annual event. It was organised by then-deputy headmaster John Bailey, who wrote the original rules for the competition. The event claims to have originated when in 1980 a local Willaston farmer's son Tom Shufflebotham charmed 511 worms in half an hour.
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 18/06/2024
pretty sure this opossum lives in the gopher tortoise's burrow
at 12:45 am on june 17th an opossum can be seen entering our yard from the left, close to where the tortoise burrow falls on the border between our yard and the woods. this cannot be seen in the photo, but he is limping
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 08/06/2024
was at the florida aquarium and saw this wwii ship converted into a museum
some flags that spell out "feel the steel" i thinkAMERICAN VICTORY
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 04/06/2024
i found this one on one of my bell pepper plants earlier today
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
i love reading about linguistics and having to google almost every word
In both types of languages, finite clauses are thought to be anaphoric
to a contextually salient time, which serves to temporally locate the eventuality.
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 12/05/2024
caught this gopher tortoise biting the hose for some reason
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
is this firefox translation really bad or is the story just really weird
It is a case with a crazy turn that gave up a big puzzle: a neo-Nazi chose the emergency call in August 2023, because he was allegedly beaten off from the Antifa finger. Then he was investigated against himself – because of the pretending of a crime. The accusation has now confirmed. A buddy (37) of the man now ends up in court because he is said to have separated his fingers with an machete following a joint plan. The supposed victim was obviously about money.
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
this sucks
mobile ad covering almost all the text in a paragraph
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
my bell pepper seedlings are growing
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the raccoons ate all of my koi @classicmax.bsky.social · 27/03/2024
i should start tapping my phone's reply suggestions
(discord notification)
[redacted]:
"I just  ate a rock"

(button i can tap to reply without opening discord)
"Nice"
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