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Clarry Ellis

@clarryellis.bsky.social
385 followers 340 following 640 posts

Hoo, dork, dad, husband, rider of boats and trains, answer to all rhetorical questions. Balancer of scales. 2002 Chevy Tahoe driver.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11h
Broadcast absolutely loved it
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WoKeMob2.0 @betternorfolk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fight Norfolk's contract with Flock October 13th with a protest and sit-in on the city council session.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Idiot.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I grew up with a bunch of C1-S-D1 concrete hulls in my backyard in Kiptopeake, Va. It's a state park now but was private property with an abandoned hotel on it when we lived there. www.concreteships.org/ships/kiptop...
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Concrete Ships: Kiptopeke Breakwater
Information, history and photos of the concrete ships built by the United States during WWI and WWII.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As a former long-time mortgage banker at Wells Fargo, I can assure these so called "regulators" that there ain't much there there.
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💀norfölkology🎃 @norfolkology.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
‘Juniors in the Math and Science Academy at Ocean Lakes High School in Virginia Beach, the pair have founded their own nonprofit, the Tidewater Historic Preservation Initiative. Their mission is to help preserve and document underfunded historical sites throughout the Tidewater region.’
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Virginia Beach high school students start nonprofit to preserve local history
Ryan Chen and Varun Venkatadasari want to help preserve and document underfunded historical sites throughout the Tidewater region.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
To be accurate - they were Prosperity Gospel grifters, not power-mad Christian Nationalists.
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#PTTP
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Power to the People!
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not me man. I consider it a win if I don't scarf down two Krispy Kremes while waiting on my half a bird with wedges to get put in the box.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Total AI slop. Next question?
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI slop is AI slop, no matter what side of the border it's on.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kennedy didn't exactly cover himself in glory today either.
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've seen him once. He played the drums with some rando band at a fundraiser he and Robin Williams were speakers in the mid 90s in DC. Carol King was standing next to me with her jaw on the ground. Thought about catching this tour but I'm not paying those prices.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Well, technically they are also playing tomorrow.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yes, you did. I'm saying that the issue at hand is direct defiance of a federal court order rather than a (quite valid) critique of media coverage and framing. One is a clear Constitutional crisis; the other is a topic for the roundtable segment on one of the many daily news programs.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You're missing the forest for the trees.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I used to sell Blue Pumpkin (scheduling software for inbound call centers). Can't tell you how many managers would just ignore what it said they would need in terms of staffing in order to save on labor costs.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yep. That's why it is called public SERVICE.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
World Championship Pond Crossing at the Sugarloaf Bike Park in New Brunswick, Canada 🇨🇦 IG: @crankworxsummerseries www.instagram.com/crankworxsum...
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Matt just can't stop thinking about what's going on inside teenagers' underwear, can he?
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It has been tried before. It doesn't work.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you lie down with dogs you'll lose knees.
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Constantly.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Too bad.We're going to tear it all down.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Learned that lesson myself last summer. 😀
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Well, graves and the occasional cluster of peaceably assembled Americans seeking a redress of their grievances.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You might want to check the capacitor. Easy and inexpensive DIY fix to replace and probably the most frequent component to fail.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That mac and cheese looks like it was left out uncovered overnight... in the middle of the Sahara Desert.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Warns? I'm still not scared.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Matthew 25 is a perfect guide for these times.
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Kyle Clark @kylec.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm in love.
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2026: Time for the Midterms
YouTube video by Hamilton
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bet he comes when you call him now.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yep. Adds a little extra tang.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Chances are it's your capacitor. You can buy one online for about $20 and replace it yourself in 5-10 mins.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Throw a little mustard in there as well and give it a try.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
No shit.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Jalen Hurts headed to the 2001 American Music Awards
Hurts in baggy washed denim jeans, Jordan XIs, and a washed denim long sleeve buttoned all the way up
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's fantastic for making grits. 5:1 ratio with some Better than Bullion and Tony's. Hit the white rice button, stir every 20 mins or so and add your cheese with 10 minutes left.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
absolutely love it
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They have still been a better ally than Israel this century.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh the stories I could tell about the 80s
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At least they didn't broadcast and thus spared America from watching it.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Linear time is woke
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No. It's because he was told he wouldn't be allowed to make it all about himself and would have to keep his mouth shut you racist fuckwad.
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Clarry Ellis @clarryellis.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He's doing an obligatory pop in at the event in at the Pentagon and then going to Ireland for the weekend to watch golf and bitch about windmills.
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